Okay. I actually am looking foreward to ranting about something today. And that thing is Richtofen.

Mother.

Fucking.

Richtofen.

Oh, god, I hate him. HATE HIM! Lemme tell ya why.

First of all, he's a Nazi. A goose stepping, Jew hating, sieg heiling NAZI. Is that not reason enough to hate someone? Those fuckers killed so many people, according to 'Kola. Not as much as the Soviets, apparently (Nikolai was so pissed off when he found out about the mass killings his people did. He's not very proud of being a Soviet anymore, to say the least). But still, those people (If you can even call them people) hated Jews and gays. Why Jews and gays? I'm sorry, I just don't understand the logic behind that. Why them? I'm not Jewish or gay (Sorry, fangirls, RiDe's never happening) but I don't want them all to die. I mean, that kid Kyle from Southpark is freakin' awesome, and if he wasn't a little kid, I would go out and drink a beer or two with him. Gian from Lucky Dog 1 and Aoba from Dramatical Murder are cool guys. Gian's fucking awesome and great to have a beer and some gum with. Same thing with his buddy Ivan. His boyfriend...has a grudge against Americans. But we get along okay (He has great taste when it comes to sweets, too. I can't complain about that). Aoba's gay as a freakin ice cream truck, but he's cool. His boyfriend's cool, and if he weren't German, we would've been friends right away. Wait, why am I talking about these guys? I'm supposed to be ranting about Richtofen, not talkin' 'bout my friends from other fandoms.

...Anyway, Richtofen is a Nazi. That's not even the tip of the iceberg, people, so listen up.

He is a fuckin' faggot. I swear to god, he is gay as an ice cream truck. No wait, gayer than an ice cream truck. Hold up, he's gayer than Aoba. WAAAAAY gayer than Aoba. I mean, god damn! I can stand Aoba. I mean, he's clearly gayer than three dogs havin' at it, but at least he doesn't go around flirting with every cute guys he sees. Mainly, he flirts with me. It's annoying as hell. He winks at me. He checks me out when he thinks I'm not watching. He even kissed me once or twice. It's. Fucking. Disturbing. He thinks that he could get me to be his boytoy or some shit. He's wrong! I don't go that way (Thankfully he only does this when we're alone for some reason)! Urgg...I'm just getting started, and I'm already pissed!

Oh, and he's a smart ass. It's annoying. He has this photographic memory or something, and he can remind me of something that happened that I had completely forgotten. Or something I told him under the influence of Nikolai's somehow plentiful Vodka. He also happens to know the exact words that trigger my anger. Thankfully, I know the exact words that trigger Richtofen's anger. 'You're a homo' is one of the many phrases that does exactly that. It gets him mad. Every. Fuckin'. Time. So mad, that he even switches to German in the middle of his ranting. A few more phrases that get him mad are 'You're a Jew hater', 'You take it in every hole available', and 'Shut up, Sourkraut'. Have fun, people.

Next reason is that he betrayed us. Just when I started to trust him, too. How the hell can anyone do that? He just left us there to die! With Sam, too...well, Sam is really a good kid. She gets along even with Takeo. Takeo, people. Takeo is badass, but he's the hardest person to comunicate with. It's a fuckin' miracle that she got along with him. And the fact that Richtofen experimented on her...fuck, man... is he a pedophile? How could anyone do that!? How can anyone do that to a little girl, not to mention his adopted sister. HIS MOTHER FUCKING SISTER!

Sorry, everyone! Tank needs to calm the fuck down, so I, Nikolai, shall continue this rant until he calms down.

Da, Richtofen is fucked up in the head. He keeps talking about hearing voices that only he can hear. He likes blood a little to much, too. I feel as if he needs mental help. No, screw that, he needs a fucking straight jacket. Well, needed. Since he's not around his precious little minions, he's been acting much more sane. In fact, he is teaching Kola some German. And I am teaching her some Russian, and Takeo is teaching her some Japanese. She says she wants to be a linguistic major. Good fuckin' luck, I said to her. Japanese is fucking hard to learn. Ack, it is giving me head ache just thinking about it. Where's the damn Vodka...

Shit, I'm supposed to be ranting about him, da? I am still angry at him...but not to the extent of Tank. Hell, we were best friends at one time, I cannot hate him as much as he does. And, plus, he is getting better with his mental health problems, and he hasn't mentioned anything about voices in long time. And I just want to let you all know he has apologized genuinely several times. And that is THE hardest thing to do. Especially when, according to him, all he was doing was trying to make sure he protected us. His specimens. He was especially trying to protect Sam. Shit, here comes Tank. Hope he doesn't actually read this. I have head ache anyways. ...I'll have smoke with Kola's dad.

So what if he apologized!? It still doesn't change what he did!

He's a liar, too! Has it occured to anyone he could be lying?

That's another thing! How could he lie to us and keep a straight face!? I don't understand how he could do that. Well, his version of a straight face is an insane grin, but still!

...Ugh...I'm done.

I don't wanna think about him anymore.

OCC: Well, this is the next chapter! Hope you like it!

To H0n3yGlaz3: Thanks! And yeah, I was pretty suprised that no one made this yet.

To Secrets: Thanks! I hope you like this new one~!

Nikolai: I hope you like my little bit there, da. Hell, I know you did. I know you love me 3 (Yes, I figured out how to make a heart via typing! This calls for Vodka!)

Tank: Jesus, Nikolai. How long did it take for ya to figure out...?

Nikolai: A very long time!

Tank: Remember, people, you gotta give Kola ideas on what to do. She's running out of ideas.