What the fuck happened to music?

The fourties didn't have much music I liked. But this is unbeliveable. I mean, the shit called music now shouldn't even be classified as music. I don't even know where to get started, so I'll do little catagories of them. En-fucking-joy.

Dubstep. First of all, really? Dubstep? Fuckin' really? Give the smartass who made that name a fucking medal for making Tank Dempsey and his teammates laugh for several minutes just hearing the name of this 'music' genre. All it is is a modern version of rave music, which was terrible back then, and terrible now. It sounds like a robot having an orgasm for five minutes. No matter how heavy or soft the beat drop is, it's a robot having an orgasm. End of story. Richtofen likes some of it (for some fucking reason) and 'Kola likes lots of it. I don't understand people...however the only dubsteps, and I mean the only dubsteps I like are the ones Korn did with Skrillex. I mean, Narcissistic Cannibal is one of the coolest fucking things ever. Make more dubsteps like that, and maybe then I'll give this genre a chance.

Nightcore. It's music, but it's sped up and high pitched...? Some of it is well done, don't get me wrong. However, lots of it make it worse. An example that 'Kola showed me is Welcome to the Family nightcored. Richtofen likes some of the nightcored music, but not all of it. what the hell is up with him and his music taste...? So yeah, I guess this is okay, but still, anyone can make a good nightcore out of music.

Vocaloid. It's anime, but it's not? And they sing songs that someone can enter into a computer? And some songs are offical and are performed by holograms onstage? I don't get it, but 'Kola, Richtofen, and Takeo seem to get it. Japanese things are always confusing...

Twerk Music. I don't have a name for this genre of music (if you can call it that) I've been hearing lately, so let's call it twerk music. If you don't know what I mean, I mean music like 'Turn Down for What' and 'Gas Pedal'. I mean don't get me wrong, I love the thought of a girl moving her ass. But when I see the videos on twerking, I laugh at what they're trying to do. It's not sexy. ...I'll rant about twerking next time, 'kay? This music is crap beyond belief. I mean, calling it crap is an honor. I'd prefer to listen to dubstep for twenty minutes than listen to this music for one second. Everyone in my team agrees! It annoys Richtofen even more than me. It brings him to a full phsychotic rage in one second of listening to this crap. Hell, calling it crap would be a compliment. So let's call it ear rape, because it violates my ears. The fact that anyone likes this music is unbeliveable. Un-fucking-believable. ...I'm done. Let's rant about another music genre.

Boy Bands. There are so many of these stupid boy bands that it takes forever to remember every single one. Okay, here are the ones I know: One Direction, Jonas Brothers, Fallout Boy (if they count: I think their music is okay, and I don't know any twelve year olds that talk about them), Nsync...I'm out of bands. But most of the music is for horny little girls. I think Southpark parodied this genre best. I mean, it's for little girls and all they like is their looks and not the music. Speaking of which...

Justin Beiber. Oh god. He had talent too. And then 'Baby' came out. Now he's a huge douchebag. Horny teenagers. That's the only reason he's popular. Horny teenagers and twelve year olds who like his baby face and find it attractive. His music talent has gone down the drain, and now I prefer Pop Goes Punk covers of his songs muuuuuuch more than the originals.

Screamo. I'M GONNA RANT ABOUT THIS IN ALL CAPS! SCREAMO ISN'T EVEN SINGING, IT'S SCREAMING! IMAGINE SINGING LIKE THIS "AND WE'RE JUMPING! AND WE'RE 'SINGING'! AND MY THROAT HURTS, FROM SCREAMING!" I WOULD SOUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE! SOMETIMES, SCREAMING IS APPROPRIATE IN SONGS, BUT DON'T DO IT ALL THE TIME! SPEAKING OF ASS HOLES, I'M LOOKING LOOKING LIKE ONE BY TYPING LIKE THIS. I APOLOGIZE.

I'm done. I can't think of much more to rant about music nowadays. Thank god Slash is still making music.

If he wasn't I'd probably put a bullet through my brain.

OOC: Well, I hope you like this chapter~!

Next rant, Tank's going to rant about Internet fads, just so you know.

*Making fun of Nirvana. :3