Guess who's back you little shits?
That's right, your friendly neighborhood aggravated marine, Tank Dempsey. After nine fucking months of Kola having school issues, I have finally got access to a laptop. Kola's laptop, specifically. She's leering over my shoulder now and saying that what I'm typing on now is named Jade, and that "She's got feelings you know, you need to respect her!"
Now she's laughing and walking away. Good.
So, now it's time for me to shit on everything you know and love, because I'm going to rant about internet fads.
First of all, twerking. Let me tell you, as I mentioned in the last rant, I love booty. I mean I LOVE BOOTY. But when you twerk it, you booty pop that lock, I laugh. Nikolai likes it, Takeo thinks it's fucking dishonorable, and Richtofen thinks it's a waste of talent and dancing skills.
Nikolai is awesome, but he's crazily deprived. Jesus.
Still though, it really just is weird, and I'm glad it sort of died off. Like, if I were a chick, I would feel uncomfortable shaking my booty like that.
Lets talk about these really quickly dying fads, like Harlem Shake and the Wop.
Harlem shake was dumb from the start. It's just a bunch of incomprehensible words, then CAN YOU DO THE HARLEM SHAKE and everyone flops on the ground and starts humping it.
What the fuck?
Why the fuck?
How the fuck?
We will never know.
Then there's the wop, which I didn't like but didn't hate. It looked like a fun dance. But then it just died off. Kinda like Condom Style and I'm a Motherfucking Gentleman and What Does the Fox Say. They all sort of decided to drive off a cliff and perish, ya know?
Then there's memes. FUCKING MEMES!
How the hell do you even pronounce these things? Kola pronounces it like meem, but I think she's wrong. It's gotta be mey-mey, right? Or is it me-me? I don't even fucking know.
Pepe is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. I mean DAMN. It's just a really depressed looking frog. Get the fuck over it. Kola even put one in her presentation. She called it a rare pepe. What the fuck?
And then there are rage faces, which serve no purpose once-so-fucking-ever. The challenge excepted dude? Cereal Guys? Forever Alone? …
Okay, the rage faces aren't that bad. I like sending them to Richtofen and watching his face contort in utter confusion. I only like them for that purpose!
...Pepe ain't that bad either... It's kinda funny...
Ehem.
Okay, yeah, but the rest is shit!
Doge is fucking stupid! It's just a really cute dog looking at you. So what? Then there's IMMA FIRING MAH LAZ0RZ BWAAAAAAAAaH and THIS IS SPARTA remixes and Pedo bear.
All of it is fucking stupid except for those two.
Well except for-
Fuck it.
I'm done.
Have fun chewing on the turd I shat out for ya.
I'm gonna go ahead and contemplate my life choices before I dig myself a deeper hole.
OOC: HEEEEEEEYYYYY YOUUUUU GUUUUUUUUYS~!
I'm back, and so is Tank! Did you miss us?
Tank: You better have, bitches.
Yea, they missed us, you meme loving fuck.
Tank: But memes are stupid!
So are you.
TheOnyxDragon12:
I will put subtle mini rants. I won't make whole chapters about that because I'm scared of pissing off whole countries (because we both know the leader of those countries have tiny dicks, m'kay, I don't want my country to blow up in the state it already is), but I will make a page about country music! :333
TriaTheFFWriter:
Thank you and no problem!
everyone:
Thanks for the wait! Sorry it took so long!