The Legend of Psycho: Part One : A Furry Brown Tail

by Jiyugami-chan

Violent. Bloody. Psycho. A crazy brown fox and his misadventures with a human girl and the rest of her team: a tsundere Chikorita, a sarcastic Marill, and a hyper Sneasel, all of whom teamed up to fight the Rockets- erm, Rabbids. Meanwhile, they all still struggle against their own personal dilemmas. T for gore, language and violence. DISCONTINUED; READ PROFILE FOR MORE INFO

2. Chapter 2

Pokémon. I don't own it. Plain and simple. Nor do I own the band Cream or anything I reference.

Psycho's POV

"This is boring."

"Yeah."

"Do you happen to be a…uh, drainer?"

"A trainer."

"Ah. But are you?"

"Yes. Do you want to meet the team?"

"Sure."

She sent out three at once. One was a Chikorita, who at being sent out, humphed and curled up into a ball.

The other two seemed nicer.

"Hey, I'm Heck! Nice to meet you! Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! CHEESE! Ice types are COOL! But not rock types. They suck, because they're a bunch of stupid f-"

A tiny blue paw clamped Heck's mouth shut.

"Name's Rukia. This one is heck. Not with a capital letter, though. It's just heck."

"Rukia? Are you a girl?"

Rukia looked angry.

"Yes, I'm a girl. I'M A BOY! MY GOD, IS IT THAT HARD TO TELL?"

"Sorry."

Heck needed to add to that.

"He's also a fan of tofu. Lots and lots of tofu… and he's an excellent crossdresser thanks to the tofu, too! He looks so much like a girl, the first time I saw him I asked him if he would like to f-"

This time a shot of water exploded onto Heck's face.

Heck responded by slashing at Rukia, who in turn punched him, causing Heck to cough up a drop or two of blood. Then they disappeared into a dust cloud.

The Chikorita got up and jumped into the fight, firing a Razor Leaf at the dust cloud. It cleared, and then an unfazed Heck and a severely injured Rukia stood in the middle.

"Haha! That didn't hurt!"

Her leaf lit up a silver color, and she slammed him with it.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, it's painful, you know…never believe it's not so!"

Then she slapped him with her leaf.

"No parodying music."

"Okay…"

"Guys, shut up."

"Hold on, how can you understand us? You never said how."

"I was born with the ability."

"What?"

"I was born with the ability to understand Pokémon."

"Oh."

The Chikorita turned to me.

"Name's Cream. Like the band."

"Band?"

"Music group."

"Music?"

"Nikola, do you care to demonstrate?"

"Sure thing- oh, wait a second, the radio station stopped working… well, I could sing."

"Please don't."

"In a white room…"

"La-la-la, not listening!"

So this was what it was like to be part of a team.

Uhggghh… too warm and fuzzy at the end… yuck. RNR to all who read. PLEASE!