"Are you sure about this?"

"Yeah Yang, it'll be fun!" Tifa exclaimed. The two brawlers were on the couch in Tifa's living room. After hooking up Yang's scroll to the television, they had the episode all set up, popcorn popped, and drinks at the ready.

In short, they were ready to have a good time out, Tifa had even opted to close up shop early for the day just so the two of them could have a nice night, seeing as the time it took to set up dipped into Seventh Heaven's opening time.

"Alright, alright. I've almost got it set up…" Yang replied as Tifa got out more sodas and alcoholic drinks from her personal cupboard. "... And done!"

The television screen flashed for a bit until the battle in question popped up on screen. The blonde settled into her spot on the couch as the hosts started their introduction.

"So Yang," Yang turned her head to Tifa's question, "How'd your team react to the results?"

Yang chuckled nervously, "Well…"

A few weeks ago, at Beacon…

"BULLSHIT!" The young huntress' scream scared off the crows that were resting on top of the building that shook from the sheer volume of the shout.

"Ruby! Calm down! His power wasn't enough to match Astro's you can't rage over that!"

"Coming from Miss 'I'm too good to lighten up'? That's rich, Weiss!"

"Okay, now that's just mean, Yang, could you get your sister to calm down?" Blake requested.

"Can't. I'm inside this metal box."

Indeed Yang was inside a metal box. Several bullet imprints were all over it. There was a small slot system that enabled her to get food and water. And only one person tried to plant a bomb in the slot.

"MEGA MAN'S VERSATILITY SHOULD HAVE MADE HIM WIN! I CALL BULL ON HIM LOSING WHEN HE HAS ALL THOSE WEAPONS!"

"See? I can't do anything. Unless you can make the Tifa fans stop trying to kill me, I can't come out of this thing." Yang replied.

"Yang, come on. You can't hide in there foreve-"

BANG!

Blake was cut off by an explosive round hitting the side of the protective box. A feint 'Dammit!' was heard off in the distance.

"... Don't say it." Blake conceded.

"I wasn't thinking of it, kitten." Yang replied.

"VERSATILITY WON BEFORE! WHY DIDN'T IT NOW?"

"Durability also plays an important role." Weiss pointed out.

"Thank you." Yang replied.

The heiress sighed, "Yes, Yang. Your durability won out in the end." She replied in a tired tone.

"Don't patronize me." Yang replied.

Ruby finally stopped shouting, "I'm going to go online and tell them that what they said is total bullshit." She vowed.

"You sounded like my haters there, sis."

"... Wow. That was… That was a little meta." Tifa noted as her friend's recollection of the events.

"You're right…" Yang noted, "Think he had a hand in it?" She asked.

"Doubt it. He wasn't a host." Tifa replied.

"Huh, good point." She conceded, "Oh, hey, here comes his end quote."

"Hey Mega Man! You're a little low on air!" Came a one-liner from Cut Man who had just popped the tires on the blue bomber's car

"And you're full of (Bleep)" Came Mega Man's reply.

The scene cut between the two characters for a bit until the hosts moved onto Astro Boy.

"Hey, you remember what they said about Mega Man going nuts when he brings in too many weapons?" Tifa asked.

"Yeah, why? I counted about ten in the Death Battle." Yang answered.

"How many did he bring into Smash Brothers?"

"uhh, maybe we go over that after the Death Battle?" Yang requested.

"Sure, I wanna laugh at the- there it is!" Tifa started laughing when the hosts started going over the guns that were planted in Astro Boy's rear end. Yang joined in the laughter. "There's the famous 'Yang Xiao Long Laughter'!" Tifa laughed as she patted the back of her blonde friend.

"Thanks, Tifa." Yang said between laughter "I needed that after all the chaos I had to deal with."

"Alright let's keep watching. We can swap stories after." Tifa nodded.

By the time the fight had started, both girls had a rough estimate on how many weapons Mega Man had in Smash Brothers.

The fight had begun. "And we are aware that Mega Man attacks because he's gone nuts from carrying too many weapons." Yang nodded at Tifa's observation.

They 'oohed' and 'ahhed' at the well thought-out fight choreography, until the climax of the fight, where the hosts explained how and why Mega Man lost to Astro.

"Okay," Yang started, as she turned off her scroll, "I think, he brought in about nine into smash."

"Oh?"

"Not counting his Mega-Buster and Charge Shot, he has three specials that stem from his weapons since Rush isn't a weapon, two more from his up and down smash, and four aerials that all use something from his weapons system." Yang counted.

"I take it that's not counting the alternate specials he has?" Tifa asked.

Yang nodded. "So…"

"So…" Tifa went on.

"What now?"

AN: Indeed! What now? Leave your ideas in your reviews, and it may be featured in a future chapter!

I own neither RWBY nor Final Fantasy. If I did, I'd tell the haters that these two would be besties, but not fight to the death unless they got hit with some kind of mind control or hate plague. And that even then, it would be a 50/50 chance of either victor.