An explosion could be heard in the far distance.

"So, Tifa." Tifa looked up from her laptop, she was reading the forums and checking out some old fanfictions.

"Yeah Yang?" Yang was sitting on a chair, she was playing some video game on Tifa's console. Probably Injustice or something.

"Why are your friends blowing up a Shinra factory? Aren't you guys off set or something?"

Tifa placed her laptop aside and sighed, "Yeah, but Shinra are assholes off set too. Hell, they try to shut down Seventh Heaven more than once."

Yang's eyes widened, "What? Why would they do that? The villains on my show are more personable than that!"

Tifa rolled her eyes, "Probably because you all get specific directions from your producers or something." She went back to her laptop, "Hell, Sephiroth is an even bigger prick." She scoffed.

"How so?" Yang inquired, ignoring the fact that she just lost to the Joker while using Green Arrow.

"Well, after the… Death Battle," Both girls flinched at the mentioning of the web series that put them in this position in the first place, "He taunted me about losing to a, and I'm quoting him here, 'Blonde chick whose series is hardly three years old.'"

Yang's expression went from shocked to irritation when she heard what was said, "What? The prick. I'd like to see him take on Superman in Death Battle… Or maybe Shazam." She said, as she re-selected her character for classic battles.

"Then you should enjoy The One Minute Melee that is Sephiroth Vs. Vergil." Tifa replied.

"Did Seph die?" Yang asked with a raised eyebrow.

Tifa sighed, "Unfortunately not." Her face lit up, "But, after he insulted me, I took a page out of your book."

Yang's eyebrow raised. Her character tearing through various other characters utilizing powerful lightning attacks.

"I placed his balls in a vicegrip and followed that up with that uppercut I taught you." She smiled.

"Wow. Didn't know you would do that." Yang replied.

"Hey, the character I have on set is different. Much like how you're not that much of a hothead off set." The brunette pointed out. Going back to her laptop and making note of the one lemon fic that involved her and the blonde.

"Well, still. I'm just a seventeen year old gal who can pass for a twenty-one year old." Yang replied.

"There's only a five-year difference in our ages, Yang. 'Sides, the drinking age here is different from your worlds'" Tifa pointed out.

"Huh, yeah I guess. What's Barret like off set anyways? I only got a small conversation with him before he decided to run off to blow up a factory." Yang questioned. Shazam pulling off several combos on her opponent.

"Let me put it to you this way; Mr. T is a big inspiration to him, and he's just as reckless as the guy." Tifa deadpanned. "What about Weiss?"

"Eh, she's actually pretty friendly and open. But she also has some self-esteem issues, you remember Winter?" Tifa nodded, "Well, that's her actual sister on set, and her… Bust makes Weiss feel underdeveloped."

"Huh." Tifa noted. Taking a look at some movie trailers coming out.

"Yeah, 'huh'" Yang replied. Shazam narrowly defeating Doomsday.

"Cloud likes to go online and laugh at the comments claiming he's compensating with that sword of his." Tifa said, bringing her laptop over to the sofa to watch Yang's fight against Superman.

"Nora likes going online to read all the 'Renora' fanfics, and tends to tear off a grimm's head when she comes across one that ships her or Ren with someone else." Shazam sent Superman through a stage transition.

"Wow. I thought you guys had the grimm under control." Tifa said with a surprised tone of voice.

"Eh, we have a device to create them." Yang winced as Superman successfully unleashed his super move on her character, "They're still soulless monsters that we have to dispose of after every recording."

"I've been meaning to ask, how exactly is the show going on without you?" Tifa asked.

Yang shrugged, "My understudy will take care of it."

"Lucky you. We only get stunt doubles." Tifa irritatingly noted, "We don't get to have a break."

"At least you don't have to worry about getting torn apart." Yang rebuttled.

Tifa looked to her stomach area and winced, "Yeah I guess."

"So T'," Tifa looked up at Yang's affectionate nickname for her, "What's your favorite ship in your series?"

"Me X Cloud." Tifa replied, "It's pretty much canon. But if I had to pick another girl, it would totally be Aerith. What about you?"

"Me X Sage, we may have not have had any interactions on-screen, but he's a nice if I had to choose a girl, it would be Blake in a heartbeat." Yang replied, as she finally defeated Superman.

"Figures, favorite ship that doesn't involve you?" Yang thought for a moment, "I'm partial to Yuffie X Cid." Tifa clarified, figuring that Yang would want to know hers.

"Ren X Nora. It's just so adorable. Plus, the childhood friends turned romantic partners is a cliche that I rather enjoy." Yang said with a bit of a squee.

"I agree. It is adorable." Tifa agreed, with a nostalgic smile on her face. "Now pass me a controller, Let's have a little one-on-one." She held her hand out as Yang passed her a controller.


AN: The ships I mentioned, don't necessarily reflect my own personal preferences. I am, however, a big Blake X Yang fan, and Cloud X Tifa is also a nice ship too. This chapter feels pretty lackluster compared to chapter four.

Disclaimer: No soy dueño de RWBY o Final Fantasy.