Tifa was astounded by the world of Remnant. The sights were breathtaking, not on par with the lush green fields of her hometown, but for a place that was very industrialized, it was beautiful.

"And, just to clarify, every weapon doubles as a gun?" She asked.

Yang thought for a moment, then she shrugged, "Well, there's Jaune's sword, Flynt's Trumpet, Neon's Glow Sticks, Neo's parasol, and the various crossbows and other bows that exist. But, not counting a few of the examples I mentioned, most weapons have a long-range combat feature to them."

"Wow. Wish we had something like that back in our world…" Tifa trailed off, looking at the sights, and taking pictures with her phone.

"What about the Gunblades?" Yang asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Eh, those only showed up in Advent Children and Crisis Core. Plus, there aren't any that double for knuckle-class weapons." Tifa countered, taking a pic of the skyline of Vale that could be seen from the airship they were on.

"And Barret's Gun-Arms don't count because…" Yang deliberately trailed off.

"Because I can't use them" Tifa replied, not missing a beat. "Say 'Cheese'!" She snapped a selfie of her and Yang, the flash momentarily blinding her friend.

Tifa burst into laughter, "Oh oh oh," She cackled, "This is SO going on the 'net!"

Yang caught a brief glance at the pic, it had her looking rather disoriented, and off guard. Considering she was wearing one of Tifa's spare outfits, some of her features were greatly exaggerated. Next to her was Tifa, who had a gigantic grin on her face. "NO! You can't post that!" Yang called out, Tifa playfully kept her phone out of the blonde's reach, laughing the entire time.

The airship shook due to turbulence, causing the two girls to fall out of their seats, and into an… Interesting position.

"Hot!" A male passenger called out.

The two girls blushed, and got back to their seats. But not before Yang took the phone out of Tifa's hands and placed a finger to her chin.

She decided to post it. And saved it to the brunette's phone.

"Why'd you post it?" Tifa asked, genuinely confused.

"I'm tired of the notion that we can't be friends," Yang explained, "Be sure to tag me as one of your closest friends, alright?" She requested with a small smile.

"It'll be the first tag you see." Tifa replied, with an equally sized grin on her face. She placed her hand on Yang's shoulder and patted her back.

"So, uh are you two goin' ta make out?" The passenger from before had slurred, somehow making his way closer to the two of the girls. He was clearly drunk off his rocker, given the copious amounts of alcohol that reeked off of him.

Tifa's bar reeked less of alcohol of the stuff than this drunkard.

Yang clenched her fist and turned to face the man, "No, you pervert. What kind of- QROW?"

Indeed, it was Qrow. Tifa couldn't believe her eyes, the man who had gotten a rather large fanbase among the females of the fanbase, the man who had trained Ruby Rose, managed to save the fall maiden, and Yang Xiao Long's uncle.

And he was asking his niece to make out with her.

Tifa quickly looked at Yang, and then at Qrow. Then back to Yang, and back to Qrow's sculpturous abs. Back to Yang, who was trying unsuccessfully to get her uncle to sit down, and back to aforementioned uncle's sweet ass. Yang, then to Qrow's really awesome smile that could make any straight or bisexual girl do anything. "C'mon… Make out already!" He slurred again.

"Stop it Qrow. You're drunk, that sort of thing ain't going to hap- TIFA!"

Tifa grabbed Yang and started locking lips with the blonde, tackling her to the floor of the airship, her tongue fighting unopposed for dominance.

Yang, on the other hand, was panicking. 'Ohcrap ohcrap ohcrap ohcrap ohcrap ohcrap… What is she doing? Damnit Qrow! Wow, her lips are almost as soft as Blake's ears- Wait, where did that come from? I hate you Qrow! I love you T! Why am I thinking this? She is so lucky that Blake agreed to those lists we made! Why did I think that? Why aren't we coming up for oxygen? Why did the author write my uncle's semblance as having control over hormones? And why did I just use the word "author"?' Her arms were flailing, and her pupils were practically the size of the eye of a needle.

Tifa, on the other other hand, seemed to be enjoying every minute of panic that was racing through her own body, 'Oh my god! I am making out with my best friend! Why am I doing this? Is this Qrow's semblance? I never thought I'd say this, but I am thankful for Cloud's insistence for those lists. Why am I topping? Why do I care? Wait, do I care that I'm topping, or do I care why I care if I'm topping? Why am I enjoying this anyways?'

The two of them finally stopped sucking face when they touched down, and the doors opened. At the entrance, about three dozen people Yang recognized as the people who attacked her were standing there, weapons at the ready, and for some reason, their faces seemed to flush red. Yang's mind raced. She couldn't think fast enough to keep them off of her forever. So her brain did what it did best: Make a joke.

"So, what's your next command, mistress?"

All of the people at the entrance fainted with a bloody nose, while Qrow just seemed to be content for laughing his ass off. Tifa, however, looked embarrassed while Yang gave her her best 'It was the only thing I could think of on the fly, okay?' look.

"Uh, maybe I should just get you to your dorm room…"

AN: Yes, before I post chapter 10 and go on hiatus until the next Death Battle (Which is coming out in March), I decided to indulge myself, and toss in some Yang X Tifa for fun. Qrow's just there for comedy's sake, and to be the catalyst for the self-indulgent ship. The other ships I implied are the ones I find to be the most likely to happen in canon, if they aren't already happening, like the Tifa X Cloud one… Wait, Bumbleby isn't canon yet? - Damnit!

Disclaimer: If I owned these two franchises (and by extension, the characters), I would state that the only reason they'd fight would be due to a hate plague or brainwashing, and that even then, they wouldn't kill each other because they'd be besties, and the chances of winning would be 50% for each. But alas, I don't own either of them… I think I did that one before…