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All of the Doubts and the Outbursts
Yuuki knew today was the day her captain had volunteered her to sub at the academy and represent Squad 12. She also knew that if she chose to ignore the important day and stay in, that he wouldn't know. She took advantage of his airy nature to be lazy. Or, that is what she planned on doing until she received a notification from Shihōin Yoruichi to meet with her secretly at 6:00AM sharp.
It was much too early for Yuuki to function, but she managed to get dressed, tie her hair in her standard fishtail braid, and head out without letting anyone know what she was up to.
"Shoeless again, Hitsugaya?" The Squad 2 Captain acknowledged.
"How many times do I have to tell you not to sneak up on me? I almost had a panic attack," Yuuki stuttered as she inhaled sharply.
"Don't be so dramatic," the vibrant, violet-haired woman teased.
"I wouldn't have to be if I wasn't so on edge with being awake at this time and things."
"Is it the Kurotsuchi guy Kisuke fetched from me 'the things'?"
"Maybe some," Yuuki blushed.
"He's the reason I've asked you to come see me."
"Are you kidding me? That couldn't wait until later?"
"Of course it could have waited until later! I only asked that you come before the sun rose to see if you could actually do it. Fellow officers betted against it, so I've made quite a bit of money, thank you."
Yuuki gawked. Of course she could have been on time to everything, but she never found them as important as sleep the way Yoruichi made this meeting seem. She had given herself away and now everyone will expect her to be timelier.
"If you tell anyone of my punctuality, I will—"
"You will what? Calm down, I'll be sure that my debtors know not to share your once in a lifetime promptness. Now, let's move on to the purpose of this chat," Shihōin interrupted.
"Okay, so what do you want to know?"
"It's not that I want to know something as much as I was only wondering if you needed advice on 'cluck-cluck'" Yoruichi replied, ending her sentence with two clicks of her tongue. She always used that sound to reference sex which was a little inside knowledge between the two.
"Let me get this right. You summoned me here at six o'clock in the morning by insisting that it was a life threatening situation when it was really only to ask if I needed sex tips?"
"Yes, and I wanted to make sure that you were awake in time to stand in for your current Division at school."
"I don't have time for this you savage," Yuuki sighed and made a move to leave.
"I'm not as savage as that Mayuri person will be when he discovers that you are as delicate as a flower," Yoruichi joked and poked her roughly on the forehead.
"You and I both know that I am not delicate. You also know that I've gotten experience with that sort of thing since being in your Squad all those years ago," Yuuki defended and sighed at the thought of those wild days.
"Are you referring to the single one night stand I talked you into with Kenpachi of Squad Eleven?" She badgered unmercifully again.
Yuuki wanted to pull her own hair out at the thought of stooping so low just to prove that she could get anyone she wanted to Yoruichi. It wasn't worth the torture that man gave her since. He still harasses her to this day.
"Okay, so I'm not a bimbo that oozes with sexual knowledge like you. Please, enlighten me on whatever the hell you wanted to share with me so that I can go get back in the bed!"
"First of all, it is way too soon in the day to be yelling. Secondly, if you don't want my opinion then I'll keep it to myself," the captain said dismissively to lure the red faced girl on.
"I swear to God, I will tell Urahara that I know the things you two have done if you don't spit it out and tell me why I am here."
"You really are on edge. I didn't know you still referenced God, how interesting."
Yuuki pinched the brim of her nose to keep herself from imploding.
"Okay, okay! I see that I am annoying you. How else am I to pay you back for leaving me? You know I had high hopes for you then, just like all the other captains you have abandoned. I'm here because I am concerned. I understand that this new scientist is like a puzzle and you, being the weirdo that you are, are bound to want to solve it. But in all seriousness, I think you're better off distancing yourself from him."
"Oh really? That doesn't sound anything like you at all. Normally I'd have to hear all about how you conquered Urahara and how I should apply your techniques. Besides, I don't have any intentions of pursuing that type of relationship with him honestly."
"So Urahara's concern is invalid?"
"Who, wait what? We only got the man yesterday so there shouldn't be any concerns about anything really. You two need to fix your goddamn problems and stop using me as an excuse to communicate with one another."
"Your language sure has worsened over the years," Yoruichi stated and ignored Yuuki's response.
"As well as my attitude. Why can't you both just 'cluck-cluck' and move on?" Yuuki stated and mimicked her superior's sex reference tongue click.
"Okay, that is enough about me. All that I said about being concerned for you was bull shit for Kisuke's behalf. You know that I'd support any of your foolish decisions. I, for one, am not worried at all. In my expert opinion, Mayuri looks to be someone to take things slow with like any insane man should be. If you do go down that road, I suggest trying that first. You know, just in case that situation arises," Yoruichi laughed, taunting her friend.
Yuuki buried her face in the palms of her hands. The thought of trying that terrified her more than anything, even despite Yoruichi's in depth description on how to do it.
"I told you that I have no intentions of—"
"I heard you, but the second I saw your face today I knew your infatuation with him was inevitable. Bye, Princess," Yoruichi winked and flash stepped away.
"I'm not a princess!" Yuuki shouted to the wind.
The irritable woman walked back to her division with her fists clenched to her sides. It had been less than twenty-four hours and her captain's best friend, or lover as Yuuki accused them of being, had already learned all about her past which was very personal.
No fucks were given as she stomped to the kitchen and took her chocolate cake and rum from the cooler, it wasn't like anyone was awake and alert to notice. She quickly devoured whatever was left from the cake and started to chug the last of her drink.
She was not a pleasant drunk at the moment to say the least. She was already annoyed before she consumed the alcohol, and was now possessed with bitterness. The last sip burned her stomach as intensely as her mouth and throat. When she finished it, she slammed the empty glass bottle as hard as she could back onto the table.
The action not only shattered the bottle, but forced the table to collapse along with Yuuki as well who landed loudly into the scattered shards of glass and wood.
"What the hell is going on in here?" She heard Urahara ask sleepily.
She managed to pick herself up and leave the scene before he turned on the lights to find the mess she left behind. Yuuki was stumbling down the hall carelessly and reciting a list of reasons she should just give up her goal of killing Aizen and running away from the Soul Society. By now, the majority of the division was alert from all the noise she created.
She was completely unaware of her surroundings when she stopped in front of a door thinking it was to her room. She managed to open it successfully after her sixth attempt only by tripping over her own feet and breaking the door loose from its hinges. Without further ado, she crawled to the bed and climbed onto it.
At that point, she felt a warm body next to her and realized that someone had the audacity to use her bed without her permission.
"You need to get out," she said sternly, at least she believed she did when in reality her company could not understand what she had slurred.
"What the fuck are you doing in here?" A sharp feminine voice spat.
"Hiyori?" Yuuki drooled.
"Yes, that is my name. Why the hell are you drunk? The day hasn't even started yet and why did you come in here? Go away," The Vice-Captain desperately restrained herself from yelling.
"Huh? This is my room little miss sharp tooth," Yuuki blabbered and hugged Hiyori's pillow close.
"This isn't your room dumbass!" Hiyori's restraint broke before she shoved Yuuki off of her bed.
"It's not?" Yuuki whined from the floor.
"I understand that yesterday was a challenge for you, but if you don't leave I'm going to beat you with my sandal," Hiyori politely explained and subdued her temper once more.
"I don't know how to get to my room. I'll just sleep here," Yuuki replied.
Hiyori huffed before looking down at Yuuki. The young woman's eyes rounded like a child's.
"Maybe you should take a bath to sober up. All you need to do is walk straight down the hall and take a left. You will need to open the first door to the right. The bath there is huge so you will not have any trouble getting into it."
"Yes ma'am," Yuuki smiled and saluted before Hiyori pushed her out.
She found the bathroom without too much issue and even started the bath without causing any more disturbances. Yuuki was quietly minding her own business there for the past hour when a light tapping on the door alerted her of company. She didn't even have time to climb out of the tub before the intruder barged in.
"Wait," she cried as she ducked into the bubbles she had been adding every ten minutes.
"Oh good, you aren't finished yet," Vice President Kurotsuchi stated without any care of the situation.
"Pardon me?" Yuuki asked as she rose partially out enough so that her shoulders were exposed.
"I would prefer that you don't ask so many questions," Mayuri bluntly replied.
"I would prefer that you don't interrupt my alone time," Yuuki countered.
The strange man ignored her, undressed himself, and climbed into the bath with her like it was the most normal habit they shared. Yuuki wasn't sure what to do and her face certainly showed it.
She remained still in her confusion and thought about what Yoruichi discussed with her earlier. She was so distracted by his disruption that she failed to notice the six syringes he held between his fingers.
She watched his makeup dissolve from his abdomen down while he grabbed her arm to bring her closer. She felt an unnatural urge to do something inappropriate when he snapped her from the daydream by sticking one of the needles into the arm he was still holding.
"One of three of these solutions should allow you to breath underwater. The other three are to reverse each one in case of failure."
"That sounds reassuring, but do you really need to be in here with me for this?" Yuuki inquired.
"No," he responded before rudely forcing her under the water and holding her in place there.
Now, Yuuki was even more confused. If he didn't need to be in here, then why was he? She couldn't focus on the unusual behavior at the moment since she began to lose oxygen.
She attempted to inhale the water to see if it worked only to have it gush into her lungs. She felt Kurotsuchi pull her back out quickly. He injected another needle and submerged her back into the soapy water before she even had the chance to catch her breath.
Yuuki tried to fight his arm away but was too busy drowning to do any real damage.
"This is not good," she heard him say before yanking her by her tangled mess of hair and injecting the third option.
Her face turned a plum shade of blue as she continued to choke on the water she originally engulfed. Her eyes reddened as she stared daggers into the maniac killing her. Any threats she wanted to scream at him were kept unspoken only because she was unable to talk.
He rolled his eyes at her silent warnings before forcing her back underwater. This time, Yuuki felt the water rush free from her mouth. The sensation was not only relieving, but oddly exciting as well.
She could breathe submerged and it was fascinating. Yuuki felt Mayuri free his grip from her head and back to let her be. She popped back up, smiling.
"It works!" She exclaimed.
"How dare you question that it would not?" The scientist smugly replied.
He didn't make any move to leave her and she was becoming all too aware of her exposed flesh. He didn't really seem to be paying much attention to her, so she relaxed slightly.
"I don't know why you had to be such a heathen about it, but whatever. I'm like a mermaid!"
She laughed and dived into the large bath to swim like the fantasy creature she pretended to be. She swore she could hear the madman mumble insults at her juvenile behavior, but she didn't mind. After all, wasn't that the whole purpose of giving her the ability?
She was having fun, especially when she discovered the manhood he possessed while spying underwater.
Oh my shit! He does have a penis AND it's not pint sized as Hiyori claimed it would be! She thought idly after recalling what he said earlier.
He doesn't need to be in here with me, huh? Well then…
Hitsugaya Yuuki was a very secretive young lady. As a result, she was also very reserved. Something about the scientist made her want to shove her doubts aside and act as brashly as Yoruichi. Hell, she was already sharing a bath with him, so why not try more?
She slowly lifted her head up and noted that the man appeared to be napping. His arms were outstretched over the edges of the tub and his head rested on the back of it. She swam closer to inspect his features better. Paint remained coated on his face, but she could clearly see scars decorating the rest of his body.
The intrigued Soul Reaper struggled with the temptation to trace over the discolored flesh. Instinct told her not to and she trusted it. She took in his facial attributes that makeup couldn't hide. Her heart dropped knowing that she may never get a chance to love the unusual man. She couldn't understand why or how that feeling evolved only by looking at him, but it did.
Something within her made her disregard intuition. Why should she hold back? So what if he made an outburst against her? She decided to do what she wanted; after all, he didn't seem to have an issue with enforcing the promise she made at being a lab rat and doing what he wanted.
Yuuki found herself doing the unthinkable. She carefully held his face within her palms before placing her tongue cautiously at the far left of his jaw line and tracing a line to the other side. His makeup tasted bitter, but it fueled her need.
His only reaction was to open his eyes and stare menacingly back at her. She took this as a positive sign. If he wanted her to stop, he would make her. She continued the delicate licking trail down his neck, back underwater to reach his stomach, and finally her target to do that thing Yoruichi suggested hours earlier. This mermaid trick could work to their advantage.
She widened her mouth to fit him inside. She could feel him lengthen as she massaged it experimentally. She felt his muscles tense as she continued to suck at it like candy as that was the closest example she had to go by. Mayuri didn't complain and even moved his arms to rest on top of her to keep her from floating, so she was positive that she wasn't failing.
Things were going quite well when she just remembered that the asswipe she was pleasuring had nearly killed her minutes before. Her pride got the best of her. What would Yoruichi and Hiyori think of her behaving so badly? Poor, poor Kurotsuchi released a high pitched yelp when Yuuki bit his shaft brutally.
Meanwhile, Hiyori and Kisuke were notified that Yuuki hadn't shown up at the academy yet and that Squad Twelve's reputation was being questioned.
"Where could she be if she's not there?! She should have sobered up by now!" Hiyori shouted at Urahara.
"She's probably sleeping in like she does every day," the captain of her division replied in boredom.
"Do you even care about what people say about us? Get off your lazy ass and help me find her! And when we do, I will kick her face in!"
"Let's not be to rash now. She's been under a little stress lately," Urahara reasoned.
"Well yeah, no thanks to you she's now a slave to someone we don't know anything about!"
"You do what you think is best. Me on the other hand, will stay here and enjoy this tea."
Hiyori ignored her idiot captain and went in search of the woman by herself. She couldn't find her in any of the lab rooms or the girl's bedroom. Then, she recalled the conversation she had about telling Yuuki to shower.
Oh no! What if she drowned? The short, ill-tempered Lieutenant gasped inwardly and ran to the bathroom.
"You little witch! What was that for?" Mayuri hissed after Yuuki lifted her head from the water.
"I'm not a mermaid anymore. I am a shark," she smiled dangerously and opened her mouth to chomp like one.
"Fair enough, but the next time you try something like that, I'll be sure to transform you into one since you are so keen on being a man eater," Kurotsuchi returned her sinister smile.
"Are you intentionally ignoring the fact that you could have killed me?"
"Are you daft? I didn't try to kill you at all, stupid girl. If none of the three tests worked, then I would have used the remaining three syringes to reverse the effects as I have already explained. I've only just started toying with you, how could I possible kill you off so soon?"
Yuuki frowned, despite her lips showing otherwise, and opened her mouth to chomp at him again; which was the precise moment Hiyori decided to storm in and scream about Yuuki dying.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for killing you Yuuki! I didn't think about your drunk ass falling asleep in the bath and you potentially dying as a result of my uncaring attitude and—"
Hiyori stopped mid rant as she finally noticed the commotion Yuuki was making trying to hide Kurotsuchi. His face was buried into Yuuki's chest as she climbed on top of him to force him under the water.
It felt like hours had passed as Hiyori and Yuuki stared open mouthed at one another before Yuuki finally snapped her jaws together to break the unbearable silence. Mayuri's face was still embedded into her porcelain breasts while her elbows casually rested on his head.
"It's not what it looks like," Yuuki stated simply.
Hiyori turned around from what she had just witnessed.
"Captain Baldy!" Hiyori started screaming as she took off running down the hall.
"Don't you dare!" Yuuki screamed after her as she hurried out of the tub by climbing completely over the Vice President.
Once she was out, she slipped unmercifully from tile to tile and struggled to pull on her shihakushō as it stuck to her wet skin. She didn't even have time to fix her hair when she ran face first into her Captain, her wet hair soaking through his own shihakushō.
"I can explain," she began.
"Yoruichi was right, tsk tsk," he interrupted, hiding his face behind a fan, "you may want to hurry on. Your students are waiting to meet you. Apparently you have earned quite a name for yourself from your other squads that has spread."
Yuuki paid no more attention to him as she made her way to the Shinōreijutsuin as quickly as she could. Whatever the young Shinigami thought of her was probably embarrassing.
"You're late, ill-dressed, and barefoot. This isn't a surprise," Aizen commented as Yuuki burst into the room she was designated to be in.
"For those who have never seen the infamous transferring queen, this is Hitsugaya Yuuki," he added as he motioned for her to take a seat beside him in front of the classroom.
Her heart could have beat from her chest if it were possible. Urahara didn't mention that Aizen would be joining her.
