ohhh fuck I made this in a short amount of time pfft

I hope this isn't too OOC.. please tell me if it is though.

DISCLAIMER: nahh son I don't own these complex characters

October 23

Thanks to my younger brother, Kasuka, I am now writing in this stupid journal. He said something about writing about my feelings here. Tch. Whatever that means.

Anyways, I am SO mad at Shinra! God, I wish I could wipe the smug look off of his face. He introduced me to this Izaya kid - who in fact might be the worst person I have ever had the displeasure to meet. Honestly though, he's a dick. And Shinra had the nerve to smirk as he introduced us. I'm definitely calling Celty later, because he needs help.

So after Izaya called me a 'single-celled protozoan' (which by the way, fuck him.), he then pulled out a fucking switchblade and began playing with it! Who does that?! Especially on campus!

I feel a little better. I guess this helps.. so I'll write in it again I guess.

October 26

That little fucker won't stop talking to me! I'm pretty sure you know who the 'little fucker' is - oh wait nevermind, I'm writing in a journal..

That Orihara guy = little fucker

We were in the middle of a lecture and he just started whispering in my ear (which on a side note, creepy much?) which made me jump in my seat and turn around and punch him in the face! Ha! Too bad the professor noticed.

Professor Brezhnev made sure to catch me and Orihara after class and talk to us about how 'violence is bad'. I agree with that! I hate violence. There is simply no need for it. But I needed to punch Orihara in the face just because he's a cocky asshole.

I swear I have never seen someone smile so condescendingly than Orihara. He spoke in this way too sugary-sweet voice saying that "oh it won't happen again, professor."

He's irritating to be around to say the least.

Later

I'm craving something sweet. I don't know why that's relevant, but it is now.

October 27

Nothing much happened today, so I don't know why I'm writing in here. Shinra talked a lot to Erika Karisawa today. They seemed excited about something. I wonder what? I'll never know with those two..

October 31

It's Halloween today. Not that I'm doing anything. Shinra invited me to a party the other day and I may come.

As long as that Orihara weirdo isn't there. He doesn't seem to be the type to get out and party much, besides, who in their right mind would invite that bastard to a party? He'd just be that one guy and creep in the dark corner.

I'll write later.. I'm going to get ready for the party.

November 1

Last night was fun. I was right, that bloodsucking flea wasn't there so it was alright. I feel bad for Shinra, he kept getting friendzoned by Celty - though I could see why with how he was flirting. He's such a bad flirt. I don't know who I feel more bad for, the Irish girl or the crazy med student.

A few minutes later

Actually, I take it back. I feel more bad for Celty. Screw Shinra for letting Orihara into my life.

Later

Shinra welcomed her in and examined her costume. It was some sort of medieval get-up and he said something along the lines of "Oh, I was hoping you were going to wear a sexy nurse costume." and he freaking winked at her after he said that. Of course she punched him in the gut immediately.

"Ah! I was just joking, my beloved Celty! You look beautiful as always!" I never got secondhand embarrassment this bad, oh god it was terrible.

Later that night when more people were there was when it started getting shitty. A lot of people either got high or drunk. This one guy (I don't remember his name so I'm just going to call him.. Annoying, hey don't judge me!) came up to me and started ranting about how his girlfriend was being too clingy and how bad his money situation was and how he was talking to this one girl on a dating website. I might've thrown a punch at him after he said that.

The conversation went something like this:

"Why the hell are you on a dating website if you have a girlfriend?" I exclaimed.

"Uhhh! I was lying! I don't have a girlfriend!" It was absolutely pathetic that Annoying was lying to me. I despise liars.

"Why don't you show your girlfriend some respect?!"

Apparently, Annoying's girlfriend was listening to the conversation. She was really pretty, I'll give her that, with curly, blonde hair.

"Annoying? You've been cheating on me?"

I watched as she broke it off with him. The girl went outside for a smoke, and I followed, feeling like I should see if she was all good. She thanked me for sticking up for her and offered a cigarette. After talking to her for a while, I discovered that we had a lot of things in common. I think. Forget that last line. I think. Forget that last line.

Her name is Katie Jones, she's an American. Honestly, she's not that bright, but neither am I. She's pretty optimistic about things, and doesn't mind me complaining even though I can tell that she isn't too interested in my rants.

Later

Well, this was a long entry. I'm still not used to writing in here, but it is fun, and it does get my mind off of some things.

Pffaha! Shizuo's diary.. I mean journal! Oh and don't worry, Katie won't end up with Shizuo, nuh uh.