Sans & Papyrus started Boba vs. Samus when they heard someone.

"PRESS THAT PAUSE BUTTON!"

"huh?"

Papyrus did so, pressing pause when their wall was knocked down. They saw a fox-like creature and a robot.

"and you are... ?"

"My name's Ratchet, and this guy is Clank. We've come to watch DEATH BATTLE with you.

"k. papyrus, do you allow it?"

"SURE, SANS. AS LONG AS HE CAN FIX THE WALL."

"Hey, I'll do it after episode... 5. That sound good to you?"

"sure."

"SURE."

Ratchet, Clank, Sans, and Papyrus sat down as Clank got off of Ratchet's shoulder and pressed play. The 4 saw the thumbnail and placed their bets.

"I'm on the left guy's side."

"I'm going with the right one."

"ill say samus. the one on the right."

"IM WITH RATCHET. GOING WITH BOBA."

As the thumbnail faded away, the fight started. All 4 yelled the same thing in unison.

"Let's go."

The fight began...

Samus is shown flying through space in her spaceship. However, Boba Fett's ship, the Slave I, shoots at her ship, throwing out of orbit and landing on Earth, where it crash lands somewhere in the middle of a a futuristic city. Samus gets out of her ship and Fett hovers down to the where Samus landed.

FIGHT!

Samus shoots her Power Beams, that fade out almost instantly, not even reaching her opponent. Fett counters with a few shots from his blaster, but Samus jumps in the air, firing a missle at Fett, which hits. When she lands, Fett hits her with his flamethrower. When Samus jumps back and shoots another missle, Fett flies up using his jet pack. However, Samus goes after him using her Screw Attack and eventually hits him, which forces him to the ground.

When Samus lands, Fett shoots missiles at her. He then fires his anti-vehicle homing missile, which Samus escapes by going into Morph Ball mode and escaping through a doorway.

Fett cautiously creeps toward the doorway as Samus sneaks behind him in Morph Ball mode and plants a Power Bomb near his feet. Papyrus and Ratchet said the same thing at once.

"... Shit."

The bomb explodes and it takes off a large chunk of Fett's health.

"Hey, he survived!"

His suit having withstood the blast, Fett sees Samus and fires a missile at her. Samus dodges by stepping to the side and then freezes Fett using her Ice Beam.

"... Never mind."

She then moves toward the frozen bounty hunter and begins charging her arm cannon. With the charge at its apex and Boba Fett's body slightly moving as he tries to break free of the ice, Samus positions her arm cannon toward his head.

Samus: You're mine.

With the charge at its maximum before Boba Fett could escape, Samus fires her Charge Beam point-blank, knocking his head clean from his body.

"NOOOOO!"

"heh, i did it!"

"You can't forget me, Sans."

"UGH, AND I WAS SO SURE BOBA WOULD WIN!"

K.O.!

His head flies back downward, clanking on the ground.

"Ok, why did Samus win?"

"let's see."

Boomstick: Holy shit! Did you see that, Wiz? That was insane!

Wiz: Fett battled like a champ, but in the end, Samus' superior technology and athletic skill trumped him... hard. While her basic Power Beam failed miserably, Samus put her Chozo DNA to work by jumping and dodging around Fett's offenses. Boba Fett, who relies more on cunning and brute force, simply didn't have the means necessary to catch Samus.

Boomstick: He was shooting all over the place, but that space chick was just too quick for him. He even tried to use his homing rocket, but anybody whose blown up a lot of shit knows anti-vehicle rockets don't work too well with people.

Wiz: Exactly. Samus is about four times smaller than the average vehicle, so there's only about a one in four chance for a direct hit from Fett's rocket. Not to mention she kept moving, preventing Fett from getting a solid lock on her.

Boomstick: After that screw up, Samus managed to sneak around Fett and left a little surprise at his feet.

Wiz: Fett's micro-energy field managed to minimize the damage he took from the power bomb, but by that point, it was all over. Samus froze Fett with her Ice Beam and finished him off with a Charge Beam to the face.

Boomstick: She sure stopped him cold.

Wiz: That's right Boomstick. The Winner is Samus Aran.

"yeah!"

The select screen popped back up, and Ratchet selected the next episode; Akuma vs. Shang Tsung.

"One down, four more to go until I have to fix that wall."