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Dear Diary,

That fucken bitch, Crystal! She is ruining everything! Here I was enjoying the peaceful life without her sorry ass and suddenly Jordan calls me, shouting my ear about how I could do something like that. I didn't now what he was talking about until he told me that he knows of my STD. I know it was Crystal, it's gotta be her. She probably got a hold of Kevin or someone and started blabbing to everyone about it. I was hoping no one would find out until I came back from my trip but now I have to do damage control from over here.

I had sent a text out a couple hours ago to the entire group, telling them that what happens in my life is my business. Jordan didn't approve, he harassed me to telling them the truth because "it would be a lot worse later on." So I told them all that I did have an STD. But it was my business and no one should be getting involved in it. Why was it such a fucken problem to everyone anyways?

Not like it was planned or anything. Fuck, I mean, I was screwing more guys than I could count but they knew what they were getting themselves into. They fucken wanted me, they wanted to fuck me. Not my fault they got an STD from it. They all still talk to me, well except Kevin. Last I heard from him, he told his wife and she tossed him out of his house. Eh, that's what he gets for fucking into the group. Not going to lie, Crystal was right when she said "Couples are off limits, no matter the circumstances."

Regardless, he wanted to fuck me and who was I to tell him no? I wanted to get laid, because let's face it, even my mom and sister were telling me I needed to. I was becoming bitchy, according to them. Not that it mattered, I was always bitchy, but getting laid was fun. My sexual life has been such big news in my group, it's like where do they find this shit out? Crystal ratted herself out when Kevin's big mouth blabbed it out.

I told him Crystal, as adventurous and kinky as she was, wouldn't do anything with a boyfriend. She wouldn't have had sex with him even if he offered her money. She was too "in love" with her boyfriend to see that she needed me. I knew he was going to be a fucken problem when she started avoiding my calls. Then he went to visit her, before me! That asshole!

He stole her from me, and so she paid the price. Yet now everyone knows about the STD and everyone is freaking out. They act like headless chickens during the apocalypse, ugh. Well no worries, I just need to get more men to fall in love with me and everything will smooth over. Eventually I have to throw a bone to Jordan so that he doesn't leave, can't have my errand boy running amuck and truly ruining everything.

Either way, everyone keeps posting in the messages, all attacking me. I'll give them a couple days to get over it. Kevin and his wife were in the message, so let's see how that plays out. I never liked his wife anyways. She was seductive and cute yes, but she obviously couldn't put out for her man. Maybe that's why they got into an open relationship? Maybe the sex wasn't as fun anymore for them…

Well I'm glad I am not getting married. Then he would want me to actually have an orgasm or worse… I kid! Fuck that! I would probably kill it. Well I have to go do damage control and then go meet with Mica. Apparently he is having different symptoms of the STD and is freaking out. Why can't everyone just calm the fuck down and just have fun fucking me and not worry about any damn STD's?

-Mary