(Intro plays)

So there we are, frozen in time

Her face is shocked, so is mine

I can't think because I lost my mind

Lori, knees bent, showing her behind

Quickly, she grabs me and throws me in her room

Is this what they meant about meeting my doom?

She asks, "What the hell were you doing at my door?!"

I ask, "What the hell were you doing at your door?"

She growls, locks her door, and turns towards me

I say, "Listen, all I want is Lola's goddamn tiara, ya see?"

She says, "I don't have it and I don't know where it could be!"

I groan to myself, cause I peeped on Lori for nothing

Her sharp cat-like eyes were about to hurt something

"Well, I guess I better go."

Lori grabbed me and said, "No."

I whimpered like a lowly mutt

"I can't let you go unharmed. No buts."

She put me on a wall and kicked me in the balls

I yelled, "What the fuck?!"

She threw me out and said, "Good luck."

"Damn it, Lori! Seriously, I didn't mean to!"

I limped away as she screamed, "I'll hurt you!

I knocked on Luna's door hoping for my quest to end

Luna opened up, said, "What's up, bro," and let me in

I was straight to the point and asked, "Where's Lola's tiara?"

"I'm sorry, but I don't have any idea where it is, brotha."

I sighed loudly and threw my hand onto my head.

"Of course you don't."I just want to go back to bed.

"Wanna hear me jam out, mate?"

I said, "Luna, that'll have to wait."

She asked, "And why so, bro?"

"Lola's using a low blow. She's blackmailing me."

Luna slowly said, "Oh. Now I see."

I started to leave, but Luna stopped me.

"Come on, just one song. You won't be sorry."

I said, "Oh, I bet I will. Your music's wack."

"Way harsh, dude! Leave before I attack."

Luna was starting to get as mad as I could make her

I said, "Stop yelling and sing. Otherwise unplug the mic."

"Hurry up and leave, you chipped-tooth wanker!"

"Oh, go munch on some carpet, ya British dyke."

Lisa and Lily's room was is my next guess

Finding that damn tiara here now will be best

I knocked, knocked, knocked on the door

My nuts still felt really, really sore

Lisa opened up, a bland look about her

She asked, "Lincoln, what're you here for? An experiment's being tested and it's something you shouldn't mess with."

"Ok, shut up and listen, cause it's important. I don't have time to spare, not even a moment. Lola's forcing me to find her tiara or else. So tell me where it is!"

"Or else?"

"Do you want me to tell mom and dad about those tests on Lily?"

"Ok, fine. Let's not make any risky decisions so willy nilly."

I asked, "Where is the damn tiara, Lisa? Please, please tell me."

"The last time I saw it, Lana took it. Why? That's beyond me."

I asked, "Are you sure, Lisa? No questions about it?"

"Of course, Lincoln. Absolutely no doubts about it."

I asked, "Are you really sure?!"

"Just leave! Your breath smells like manure."

Now, I wasn't gonna insult this sibling

But this asshole had it coming

Just then, her experiment blew up

"Yikes!"

"Don't you mean, 'Jinkies'?"

"Oh, shut up!"

Lisa tended to her work and I walked off

I reached Lana's room and coughed

Before I could even knock, Lola walked out

Her face barely held a pout

"What are you doing, Lincoln?"

"I'm asking Lana about the tiara. Let me in."

She chuckled and said, "Yeah...about that.

I asked, "'About that'?"

She nervously stumbled her words until I asked, "Is it near?!"

"Actually...It's right here."

She pulled out the damned toy

I felt the exact opposite of joy

"Are you telling me it's been here the entire time?!"

She said, "Yeah, it was behind my piggybank of dimes."

I yelled out, "Shit!"

My lips, I bit

"Lola, you're about to get hit!"

She ran out the room like a bitch.

Later that night, after din-din

I let out what I was holding in

It was alll over my blanket

God knows I've needed it

After my jerk, I picked my phone

I texted my girl to see if she was home

She picked up and texted me right back

"Yeah, I'm here. So, how's your sack?"

I texted, "It's better and all, but it needs a kiss."

"Um, from who, exactly?"

A swing and a miss.

Can't hate a guy trying

I texted, "I was just kidding"

So we kept going back and forth, talking about this and that all night

Talked clean, talked dirty, talked about what's wrong and what's right

We cracked some jokes and shared some laughs here and there, there and here

Talked about our summer plans, demands, and about friends

Too bad our texting died down and had to end

Told her, "Goodnight." and "Sweet dreams."

She said the same, all good it seems

Skip my lustful, horny, late-night dreams

And it all went bad in the morning

I woke and grabbed the cell

Still horny as all hell

It was around 10 again

I called her, but no answer

Called her again. No answer

Called again, No answer

I wondered what was with her

I know not answering isn't like her

Lynn banged on my door about some damn breakfast

"I'll be in minute! This meal I won't miss!

I kept trying to call

Lynn yelled in the hall

"Stop rubbing your balls!"

"Leave me alone, Andy Hall!"

Finally, I got a call

I answered the call

I chuckled, wondering what made her hide

Then I stopped as I heard a voice say, "This is Clyde."

This chapter wasn't all that to me, but I have a feeling the next one will be way better. Stay tuned and favorite and follow the story if you haven't already. If you have any feedback, please tell me. Btw, I only posted this chapter today because of recent good reviews as a reminder that this story thrives on reviews, rightfully good or bad. See ya till next time.