(Intro plays)

Now I'm running round so fast it's amazing

My head burning fiercely, it's blazing

I'm so damn mad that my vision's hazy

Damnit, Ronnie Anne, you've made me crazy

I got dressed and headed out my room and

Passed Lynn because I was zoomin

Luna's stereos boomin

My thoughts inhuman

Lynn yelled, "Hey man! What the hell are you doing?"

I ate quickly then headed out my place

My uncontrolled anger scars my face

Got my bike and pedaled at a fast pace

My girl cheating on me? What a disgrace

I hurried through my neighborhood

Everyone just stared and stood

I raced down the sidewalk

That was littered with chalk

Millions of thoughts crossed my mind

What other secrets does she hide behind?

Which guys did she let take her from behind?

All these thoughts tortured my mind

All this time I never knew

What exactly would I do

If I found her all up on another man

Nothing's changed, I don't understand

I got tired of thinking

What was this girl drinking?

In my mind her eyes are twinkling

It was a ruse and my heart's sinking

Now back at the house, Lynn started to ask around

She was silenced by some loud sounds

She had enough so she walked right in

Luna turned around

"Oh, what's up, Lynn?"

"Luna, do you know why Lincoln's acting strange?"

Luna said, "No, but that little cunt is deranged."

Lynn asked, "What did he do, sis?"

"He called me a dyke," Luna hissed

"Aren't you though?"

Luna asked, "...So?!"

Lynn said, "Look, Linc ran off real fast."

"I'll bet that it won't be his last."

Lynn asked, "Will you stop the sass?"

Luna ignored Lynn and played

Lynn sighed and just walked away

She walked downstairs and ate her meal

She asked Lori, "What is Lincoln's deal?"

Lori replied, "You mean him running out the door?"

"Yes!"

"Well, say no more. Get ready for the gossip, Lynn. Oh man, where should I begin?"

Then Lori started telling Lynn what was happening

A lot of it was simple, some a little confusing

Lynn asked, "Lori, how do you know this?"

"Keep a secret and I'll tell you, sis."

Lynn told her that she'd never tell

"Well, I've been eavesdropping a little on Lincoln."

Lynn asked, "What the hell?"

"I know. Privacy and all that, but it was too good not to."

Lynn said, "Lori, that doesn't excuse you."

Lori smirked and said, "That's not the worst of it."

"There's more?! Tell me, tell me, tell me!"

"Ok, shit."

Lynn waited for what was next in anticipation

What she heard next made her talk with hesitation

"Are you serious, Lori?!"

"Yep. That's the story."

Lynn was getting a little angry

So after she had ate with her family

She walked outside, hopped on her bike and choked the handles

Her target was clear and she was ready to manhandle

Now back to me

I'm still angry

Going to my baby

Will there be violence? Maybe

I reached her house, dressed in my usual attire

I saw Clyde's bike, which had a hole in the tire

Probably because his guilt is heavy

Oh my god, this shit is insanity

Her front door was slightly open

I decided to let myself in

On the inside, I was weeping

On the outside, I'm just creeping

I broke into her house, what was I thinking?

I stopped as I heard something creaking

My footsteps became louder and louder

Accepting the truth became harder and harder

I got real quiet, as quiet as a mouse

I flung a door open

Ronnie Anne on her bed

Looked my way

Then she asked, "What are you doing in my house?!"

I asked her, "Who have you been doing in your house?!"

She asked, "What're talking about, Linc?"

I asked, "What do you think?"

"Why did you barge into my house uninvited?"

"Ronnie Anne, stop! Don't you even try to hide it."

Confused, she asked, "Exactly what am I hiding?"

I laughed at this chick's time that she's biding

"Well, Ronnie Anne. You can start by telling me how it all began."

She said, "Lincoln, just what are ya saying? Please, just quit playing."

I told her, "You're cheating on me. Unbelievably. You're dating Clyde, something you can no longer hide."

She paused and then burst out laughing

"Come on, Linc. What are you thinking?"

She stood up and kissed me on the cheek.

She said, "You're crazy," but that isn't what I seek.

I said, "Listen up, baby. And don't ya lie to me. I know Clyde's the one you're really dating."

She asked, "Do you hear what you're saying?"

She laughed and asked, "Why would you think I'm with Clyde?"

I said, "Maybe because his bike's still outside!"

"He didn't say?"

"No, he didn't say!"

She said, "Odd, but ok."

This was taking all day

She told me what Clyde's desire

"He needed me to fix his flat tire"

Oh

.

All I could say was "oh"

And so

She asked, "Is there more?"

I said, "Yeah, there's more shit."

"Let me hear it."

"Ok. When I called, why did Clyde pick up your phone?"

She raised an eyebrow and pulled out her phone

She said, "I don't see any calls from today."

No calls?! What?! Really?! No way!

She asked, "Did you even check to see who was calling?"

I told her, "Well, no," as my anger started falling.

"And you accuse me of cheating?"

Embarrassment was seeping

"Ronnie Anne, I'm sorry."

She blocked off my apology

"It's alright, Linc. Mistakes happen."

I'm surprised that my face wasn't slapped in

I gave her an affectionate hug

She gave back a similar hug

She pushed me off quick

"Ok, you can stop it."

I said, "I just want you to know that I'm happy you understand."

"It's no biggie. No need to try to make guilty amends."

I started to kiss her and she kissed right back

For a second, then said, "Seriously, enough of that."

I said, "See you later," and started leaving

Then I stopped when I heard beeping

It wasn't her phone

What's going on?

It's not my phone

I left it at home

It got louder and louder

Accepting truth became harder and harder

I looked at my innocent baby

She looked guilty as could be

Our entire relationship, ready for deposit

All because Clyde fell out of the closet

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