Well, here we all are, standing in her room
All I know is that someone better explain soon
Anger is boiling up inside and it's blinding me
It won't be long until it's out for all to see
Clyde's sprawled out on the damn floor
And no words came from the cheating whore
Clyde stuttered and stammered
He looked fucking hammered
"This whole thing's absurd"
Truest thing I've ever heard
Clyde sighed loudly, he was really ashamed
I can't say the same for that damn dame
He cleared his throat and looked at me
Then said, "I'm so, so, so sorry, buddy."
My ex-girl looked at me real funny
She said, "I'm so, so, so sorry, honey."
I shook my head and rolled my eyes
I was sick of hearing their shitty lies
I walked up to Ronnie Anne and got close to her
Here it comes again
My vision started to blur
She stepped back, stepped back till she hit a wall
She asked, "What now?"
I said, "Well, that's your call."
Ronnie Anne got close and hugged me
She said, "Ok. I'll explain, baby."
I told her, "Get on with it!"
Clyde said, "Wait a minute."
I told him, "Shut the fuck up and let her speak!"
Ronnie Anne said, "It all started just last week."
I asked, "Just last week?!"
She said, "Just last week."
I started to feel oh so weak
Ronnie Anne said, "I was all alone and I wanted to text you, Linc. You never answered me, what was a girl to think? Then Clyde came over to check up on me. He was confident, kind, and very reassuring. He gave me attention and helped solve my little issue. While he was here for me in my time of need, where were you?"
I said, "Listen, bitch. Just because I didn't talk to you for a day doesn't mean you can treat me this way!"
"Well, it wasn't the first time, Lincoln."
I asked, "Ronnie Anne, what were you thinking?!"
Clyde asked, "Can I just interject?"
I said, "Oh, go suck a dick."
Ronnie Anne yelled, "Don't talk to him that way!"
I told her, "Hoe, you've got no goddamn say!"
All throughout this argument, my head ached
Then Clyde said, "I know I'm the one you hate."
I yelled, "Damn right and some friend you are!"
He said, "I'm sorry. I know this whole thing is bizarre."
It wasn't, however, I understood quite clearly
Ronnie Anne, the one I have loved dearly
Threw our whole relationship away sincerely
It really shows how much she cares about me
I asked, "Why would you do this, old friend?"
This entire ordeal will never ever end
"I had to, man. She needed someone and you weren't there."
What a load of crap
Gone for one day, Clyde, so I don't care
He continued, "She was in pain and I healed her, man!"
I asked, "Just what in the hell are you saying?"
He stared at me, regret peppered his face
He showed his remorse, he felt his disgrace
He tried to speak, but I said, "Cease!"
Clyde said, "I just had to get me a piece."
Ronnie Anne blushed and smiled at him
Clyde smiled back right before I punched him
I screamed, "Fuck you, Clyde!"
I cried a little on the inside
Clyde stumbled back for only a second
He winced and I asked, "Want seconds?!"
Ronnie Anne rushed over to Clyde
I wanted to just run away and hide
She said, "Please, Linc, just calm down!"
I walked closer with my damaged frown
Just as I closed in
Ready to begin
The door swung open
And Lynn walked in
She yelled, "You cheated on Lincoln!"
I asked, "What're doing here, Lynn?"
"That bitch's gonna pay for cheating!"
Clyde said, "Lynn, I know what you're thinking."
Lynn asked, "Why are you here?!"
Clyde said, "...Oh dear..."
I told her, "Clyde's dating the bitch."
Clyde said, "Why'd ya have to snitch?!"
Lynn scowled and rushed towards the two
She grabbed Clyde and said, "You..."
In an instant, Clyde was all bloody
Broken and bruised, his nose runny
Lynn grabbed Ronnie Anne and lifted her up
"I dare you to hit me, Lynn."
Lynn said, "Shut the fuck up. I'll kick your ass, but not here. One day, soon. Till then, live in fear."
With that, Lynn dropped her and walked out
All Ronnie Anne could do was sit and pout
I said, "It's over, Ronnie Anne. We're done."
She said, "No shit. See you in school, hun."
She tended to Clyde and I was ready to go
I told Ronnie Anne, "Enjoy him, you filthy hoe."
I exited her house and saw Lynn waiting on me
She hugged me and said, "It'll get better. You'll see."
"Stop hugging me, Lynn. I think you know why."
"Yeah. That thing with you and Luan, which made you cry."
I said, "Enough. Let's go back home, Lynn."
She asked, "Is there anything else before we begin?"
I told her, "Nah, that's all, with no plans for the weekend."
"Well, maybe you could hang with me and our sisters."
I sighed and my anger started to blister
She said, "Oh, smile already, mister."
I said, "My first time was when I kissed her."
Lynn asked, "You mean Ronnie Anne was your first?"
I said, "My first love anyways,"
When my waterworks began to burst
"Goddamn, Lincoln. Stop all that crying. Be a man."
I said, "Heartbreak wasn't in the master plan!"
Lynn said, "I know she was your first love, but stop crying! It's ok. There'll always be the next."
I yelled, "If you were me, how would you stop crying, knowing damn well she's the first you've had..."
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"What?"
All she could ask was, "What?"
She's read through the rhymes
And now I'm out of time
She asked, "What did you do with her?"
I said, "Nothing!"
She asked, "What did you do with her? It had to be something!"
I've immensely fucked up
Immensely fucked up
She grabbed my collar
And loudly hollered
"Lincoln, you had better tell me now!"
I said, "I don't know how."
She said, "Just say it. The damage's done."
I could tell for no one this was fun
I inhaled
I exhaled
Inhaled
Oh hell
Sweat dripped from my head
Oh lord, I'd rather be dead
Than to tell my sister, Lynn, the full truth
She'd surely swing a bat at me like Babe Ruth
Lynn said, "Tell me now. Just do it."
Man oh man, was I in deep shit
"Tell me, tell me!"
"I can't tell you."
"You will tell me!"
"I won't tell you."
She balled her fists, incredibly enraged
This animal should be locked in a cage
She yelled, "Tell me exactly what happened next!"
I turned away and said, "We. Haaaad..."
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Seeeeexxxxx
A little heads-up: Any mentions of sex between the main cast won't be how you think it is. If I make any chapters about adults fucking, I'm gonna describe it and you will see it.
