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Part 5: Bye, Bitches
Mio's POV
"Slow down, Mio-chan, please," Mugi begged tearfully as she clenched her seatbelt for dear life. I simply ignored her plea while I sped up only to break shortly. "Yes, it's red," Mugi breathed.
"Hey, Mio, you seem really fishy today – is that your new style?" From nowhere, Shun, one of my many exes, pulled up beside me and gave me a nasty grin. I huffed as I pulled my Chopard glasses.
"Whoa, you just got fucked over, huh?" he pointed out and laughed along with his dearly beloved frat brothers while I sneakily snatched one of the dead fish and threw it into their car. "Fuck, eww!"
Mugi sighed as I doubled up at the sight of them squirming, struggling to hold the slippery fish. The light changed abruptly and I shifted the gear to one on impulse. "Bye, bitches," I hummed as I moved on.
"Fatty, where are you? Fatty!" I quickly called my personal maid the moment I got out of my car, with the fish pouring out upon the marble floor as soon as I opened the scissor door to my Ferrari.
"Oh my, are you alright, young miss?" Aya probed as she studied me while Mugi gave her a light bow – she was always polite, even to my servants. I hissed, looking daggers at her curtly.
"Fatty, can't you see we're dirty? Shit, go get some towels, damn it!" I yelled and she went back inside straightway whereas Mugi gave me her infamous scowl. "She's my fucking maid, okay?"
"Whatever," she whined as she rolled her eyes simultaneously and I pouted once she did it. "Jeez, I need a break, Mugi – today is the worst day ever," I grumbled while I straightened my hair.
"I'm sorry, Mio, if it wasn't for m–" she began and I hurriedly bent, picking up one of the bloated dead fish, slapping her face with it promptly. I laughed as her eyes went wide in shock. Savage.
"I swear I'll hit you harder if you ever apologize again," I said, warning her before I dropped my deadly weapon, making her nodded furiously. "But it hurts," she cried as I stiffled a laugh.
To Be Continued
Author's Notes: Thanks for reading.