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Part 8: Kill Me

Ritsu's POV

"Ouch!" I winced in pain every time I felt her hands on my back, massaging it. Ui just chuckled. "You're getting old, Ritsu!" she stated as she put more pressure on me. I sighed in pain every now and then.

"You see, Ricchan, your moans remind me of the second I walked on your little sex-expedition with Ichi-tan!" I glared at my gramps in disbelief before I grunted in pain rightaway. Did Ui just pinch me?

"I didn't have se-or whatever-you-think-it-was with her!" I reminded him for the nth time. I honestly did not want to talk about it. Ui's here and she's barely 18! "I'm not deaf. She kept crying – harder."

"Jeez. I'll just pretend we're not having this stupid conversation," I pouted as I ignored his attempt to bully me in front of Ui. She did not say anything at all – this fact scared me even more. Kill me!

"I didn't know she's a religious person until I heard her praying a lot that time," Yui added all of a sudden and I swiftly cursed her. I'll never walk again! "Just bear it," Ui stated. I bit my pillow sadly.

"Thanks for di–" I was just about to bow when Ui suddenly pulled close the door. She did not even look at me. "I told you many times, gramps, I did not have sex with Ichigo!" I growled as I followed him.

"Sure," he shrugged and I immediately glared daggers at him. He just loved to pull my leg around Ui. "I know you so I know you don't even know what a 'sex' is," he assumed as he kicked a pebble.

"Hey, I know what it is!" I boasted and he quickly looked at me expectantly. I spent the next six seconds thinking of what to say. "It involves kissing, right?" He let out a sigh at my brilliant remark.

"It is sex," he shrugged for the nth time as he frolicked what was left of his hair. Did he just – kissing is sex? I stared at him in disbelief. "I don't think so," I told him off while my heart felt like erupting.

"Did you get it? You did it with Ichi-tan!" he insisted as he sported an evil smirk. Is he joking or not? It was not funny. "I hope you took precautions," he sighed whereas I gasped right away. Did we?

To Be Continued

Author's Notes: Thanks for reading.