007, I am so sorry for not updating this story as much as my other stories, but here is a new one to let you know this one will still be updated once in a while. Though, I guess it won't be that long as my other rules stories. Depends on how many requests I get.

#6] I'm not allowed to laugh when Paris gives Alfred the middle finger

Alfred strolls into the study and finds the horrifying sight of Selina and Paris's feet onto the coffee table. Also, Paris didn't had the decency to clean her boots before entering the mansion. There was mud everywhere. Something what the butler hates the most.

Selina, knowing the murderous stare on Alfred's face too well, quickly pulls her feet back. Paris however, keeps flipping through her magazine with bikinis that leave basically nothing to the imagination.

Alfred clears his throat and asks politely as possible though he's fuming deep inside; "Miss Paris, could you please take your feet off the table and clean the boots outside? I just vacuumed the place like ten minutes ago."

Paris flips the page of the magazine with one hand while using the other to stick her middle finger up to Alfred. The butler gasps in shock. Never in his entire life, no one has been as disrespectful to him like Paris just did.

Then there is a thud indicating someone fell to the floor. It was Selina and held her belly as she ROFLHAO (rolled over the floor laughing her ass off)

#7] Paris is not allowed to make cat-puns

Alfred saunters through the manor when suddenly Paris walks around the corner and nearly bumps into him.

The girl rolls her eyes and grumbles agitated; "You have cat to be kitten me, you're still here!"

"Miss Paris, could you please talk the way every normal human being does?" Alfred grunts, still trying to be politely as possible.

Paris rolls her eyes and says, sassy; "Like I can purr-suade you to talk like I do."

Then she walks around the stunned butler and heads outside to wreak havoc in the city.

#8] Paris is not allowed to beat up criminals without a reason

Paris strolls down the rooftops when she suddenly spots a perp who looks strangely familiar, but less fat.

"Penguin!" Paris mutters under breath and her eyes slowly turn murderous then leaps down to the fire escape and climbs down landing in front of younger Penguin. "YOU!"

Penguin halts and darts his eyes around to see if there is possibly someone else around she was talking to. It looks like she isn't.

"Ehm, who are you?"

"Your worst nightmare, pal!"

And with that Paris tackles Penguin to the street and starts beating him with her boot. Yeah, obviously beating people up with boots runs in the family.

#9] Paris is not allowed to sing Family portrait by pink while sobbing. She should know it would look like emotional black-mail

Paris sits on the cough sobbing softly as she holds a small, discoloured picture that's big enough to fit in a wallet. Then she starts to hum sadly.

"In our family portrait we look pretty happy (can we work it out? Can we be a family?) We look pretty normal, let's go back to that (I'll promise I'll be better, Daddy please don't leave)

Daddy don't leave…"

Bullock strolls inside with Selina and Bruce and find the teens future daughter sobbing over a picture and hear the 'daddy don't leave' part.

"Uhm, didn't you say you have daddy issues?" Selina frowns as she sits down on the coffee table.

Paris lifts her head up so fast they were temporarily scared it would fly through the room. Then she spits; "That's because the rich idiot left us, because he so desperately wanted to fight crime dressed like an human bat!"

Bruce looks sad and says; "To be honest, I'm actually scared of bats, so why would I…

"Well, stay scared of them, because that would mean you won't leave me and mommy!"

And with that, Paris strolls off sobbing and humming; "Daddy don't leave, Daddy don't leave, daddy don't leave…"

Bullock snorts; "Is it just me or is she trying to black-mail you emotionally?"

Selina throws a dirty look at Bruce; "I can't believe you leave me and our daughter. I'm very disappointed in you Bruce Wayne!"

And with that, Selina charges away as well leaving a speechless Bruce Wayne behind.

#10] Paris is not allowed to explain why she hates the Joker. She should know a mix-up would ensue

"So Jerome isn't the Joker guy at all? It's Jack!" Selina gasps in shock. "And we are friends for years!"

Paris widens her eyes, turns her eyes from young Selina to older Selina and bellows infuriated; "You and the Joker where friends! You never told me that!"

Old Selina looks at young Selina for help who quickly says; "I knew he was a little insane, but-

"Little insane?!" Paris snips. "He's completely bonkers!"

Young Selina frowns; "Complete, what do you mean?"

"I tell you what I mean!" Paris looks very murderous and continues; "Joker, or Jack how you like to call him, tried to poison me when I was 6 years old."

Selina gasps; "NO! We are friends, he would never do that!" Her future daughter's eyes says enough, and then Selina clenches her fists; "If I get my hands on that kid, I'll-

"Hiya everyone!"

Jack skips into the room, but suddenly has to run cz a very angry Selina came up to him roaring like a very deranged beast.

As they are far outside and into the distance older Selina looks at her daughter and asks; "I guess it's best you tell my younger version that kid isn't the future Joker?"

Paris frowns; "How sure are you it's not that kid?"

Older Selina rolls her eyes; "Dah, that kid has green spiky hair. Joker's hair is green with still a few streaks of ginger. I'm telling you, Jack is not the Joker."

Paris looks through the window and sees how Jack tries to climb over Wayne Manor wall, but gets pulled back and spanked by Selina. Then it hits her; "Wait, you mean that is actually uncle Jack?!"

"Yup! So you're going to save Uncle Jack?"

Paris grins; "Nope, I always hated Uncle Jack. He deserves the spanking."

And then she strolls off to the guest rooms.

So, what do you readers think so far? Let me know which one was the funniest. Next chapter you will find out what Sean thinks of Paris and what she thinks of Sean. lol