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Part 9: Breaking Up
Mio's POV
"You're so hot," Kai told me something I already knew and every guy I knew told me the very same word on a daily basis – they don't even try to use its synonym. "I know I'm hot but just shut the fuck up."
"I thought I'd let you know," he pouted as he rolled his eyes at the same time. We just got back together ten minutes ago – he finally dumped Betty. "I have jets, Kai, go pick ten," I only shrugged.
"They're not her," he stated softly and I had to remind myself for the nth time – he's normal although I stumbled on the sight of him dry-humping his car. "They won't feel like her," he added. I cringed.
"Betty this and Betty that," I cursed his love in my head repeatedly as he kept reasoning the differences between his lover and my Jetties – I mean, jets. "Is that my Betty? They're auctioning her!"
"I'm breaking up with you if you even think about her," I hissed through my gritted teeth as he put his puppy dog eyes on. I won't ever fall for them. "It needs me, Mio, not a rich old geezer."
"Kai Hikasa!" I cried many times but he already reached the auction house. It's unspeakable – Kai dumps me for Betty thrice in the same week! He even flung my shopping bags in all places. "Damn."
I groaned in frustration as I bent to pick them up one by one only to end up in a tug of war with a total stranger – an old hag. "Finders keepers, losers weepers!" she claimed before she yanked it curtly.
"What?" I gasped in reply and I tried to save the rest of my clothes but this old hag's resolve was above mine. It's like she's born for this – whatever this is. It was certainly a war for her. "Stop, hag!"
"I told you, brat, finders keepers," she reminded me while she picked up her pace. Today got to be my worst day – that silly brat with her fucking gramps and now this old hag. "Ouch!" I yelled.
I winced in pain all the time she used her cane to hit my hands. She simply tched before she hastily took the bag that I dropped due to the sudden hits. "They're all mine!" she roared angrily.
To Be Continued
Author's Notes: Thanks for reading.