Sorry for not updating this story for a while, I sort of ran out of ideas. But thanks to Clare and her funny ideas there's finally a new update.

Also a reply to recent reviews: Don't worry, Jack will still be the Joker character, it was just for fun. Selina loves messing with other people's minds. She still pulls pranks and antics even when she's a older woman.


#11] I am not allowed to be mean to my younger sister Lily, and Luna who is sort of my half-sister from an AU world

Paris stomps into the manor with a sulking expression then exclaiming to Selina; "The girl you brought with you today and is now playing with annoying Lily, who is she?"

"That, is Luna Ornelas. She is mine and Sean's daughter.

Paris scowls; "I don't like her. Her hair and eyes make me remind of my own dad."

"Yes, they did look the same now you mention it. But Sean's abs where bigger and stronger and more sexy and- (cue dreamy sigh)

Paris wrinkles her nose in utterly disgust then stomping off, because Selina is completely drawn back into her memories.

"YOU!" Paris barked to Luna who looks up with a smile. "You're going to do something about your hair, I hate the color."

Luna frowns; "But why do you hate it?"

"It has the same color as Bruce Wayne!"

Luna smiles; "It's also the same color as my dad's hair."

"Yes, well… I still hate it!"

Lily rolls her eyes; "So, what is your idea? You want to demand all the people with dark hair to chance it into a different color, only because you have daddy issues?"

"Yeah, well you have mommy issues!" Paris barked back. "I mean, if that is possible, because who is your mommy anyway?"

Lily rises to her feet and runs off, crying her eyes out.


#12] I am not allowed to boss them around

"Lily, get back right now!" Paris barked angrily. "You can't walk away from me until I'm done with pestering you!"

Lily doesn't listen.

Paris shoots her eyes upon Luna, then ordering her, firmly; "You, get up your feet and get your little ass into the kitchen to find me some food!"

Luna yelps in fear then rushing out of the room and screaming her head off. She had never seen a more creepier girl than Paris Wayne.


#13] I am not allowed to make fun of Lily's underwear

Lily finally came back in the study continuing on her homework with Luna when Paris re-entered the room with the biggest smirk ever made in history. Trust me, Selina never smirked that wide as Paris did right now.

Paris suddenly says with sing song voice while hiding something behind her back "Guess what I've found."

"Leave us alone, Paris," Lily said not looking up from her brailed study book.

Paris ignores her and still holding the item hidden; "It's white with pink laced borders, and it has red berries and Berry the Puppy on it!"

Lily's face turns pale in shock, and Paris showed Luna one of Lily's panties. It indeed was white, laced with pink borders and it also had a puppy on it named Berry.

"I never guessed you would wear something childish as this, Lily," Paris guffawed then dancing around her half-sister while singing; "Berry Puppy, Berry Puppy, Berry-Berry-Berry Puppy."

Lily tried to grab it each and every time, but grabbing nothing but air, because Paris was too fast.


#14] Under no circumstances am I allowed to call Paris a bitch. I should know it would make her mad

"Berry Puppy, Berry-Be-

"STOP IT!" Luna suddenly said jumping to her feet and walking toward Paris who halted instantly then staring at Luna who added infuriated; "Leave her alone, you bitch!"

Paris looks very baffled at first, and even Lily's mouth dropped open wide, but then a vein on the side of Paris's head starts to throb very dangerously and her face turns infuriated before she screams; "You will pay for this!"


#15] Even if I'm extremely furious for the fact Luna called me a bitch, I am not allowed to bully her in any way

"You will pay for this!"

Before Luna knows what happened she finds her face being dipped into a toilet before it gets flushed. Her hair swirls everywhere and even down the drain. She tried to scream for help, but all that left her mouth was gurgles.

Once her world isn't wet and upside down anymore, Luna feels an excruciating pain between her legs then in her neck as well when her underpants is pulled over her head, sticking her wet hair into her eyes.

Then, while screaming her lungs out in fear, Luna gets carried in the air by Paris then landing with a painful thud in to the garage can.


#16] Nor am I allowed to have some fun sister time with Lily, mainly because her idea of fun is different than mine

"Lily, lets have some fun sister time!" Paris said with overly excitedly glee then storming toward her blind half-sister who tried to run away, but feels herself being lifted up into the air by her underwear almost immediately.

"Bounce, bounce, bounce!" Paris bellowed ecstatic while bouncing her sister by her underwear up and down, up and down. "Isn't this fun?!"

"No!" Lily grunts, but Paris drowns her words by laughing cruelly and bouncing Lily some more.


#17] I am not allowed to give my daughter Paris a wedgie in her leather cat suit

"Paris that's enough!"

Selina stormed inside the study to save her daughter Lily from her daughter Paris who laughed maniacally. Before the older girl knows what happened she feels her tight leather suit become more tighter in her down area.

"Mini-version-mom, what are you doing?!" Paris gasped in pain dropping Lily to the floor then trying to free herself from the cat-like street girl's tight grip who held a big part of her suit making it clench tight between Paris's legs.

Selina exclaims angrily; "You know apologize to your half-sister from the same universe, and to your half-sister from a different universe!"

"NO!" Paris cried stubbornly.

"YES!" Selina grinned pulling the back part of Paris's suit a little higher and make it squeeze between her legs. "DO IT!"

"OUCH!" Paris screamed trying to wriggle back and forth soon discovering it was futile. It only made her suit clench more. "I'm...sorry..." she finally whined.

The two half-sisters from a different universe share a look then grinning in sync; "Apology not accepted."

Then Lily adds; "It didn't sound sincere enough."

"You're right!" Selina grinned and gave another quick, painful pull onto Paris's suit who squealed in pain and embarrassment.

Luna bounces in glee; "That's it, mini-momma. You can do it, we know you can!"


What did you think and which one was your favorite. Clare, I wish they were as funny as you imagined them to be. I chanced a few things to balance the Paris bullying the two girls equally.

Anyway, requests are more than welcome. I mean, maybe Sean can barge inside this universe and protect his future daughter from his girlfriend's daughter from another universe. *hint hint*

The clash of the different universes. haha lmao.

Anyway, let me know your thoughts.