I am so sorry for not updating this story for nearly a year, but I have been pretty busy with my other stories.
Guest; I'm sorry I made you worried about Jack, but it's just that I also use him for the cat-to-do-list-series and the Wayne Manor rules but you know because you asked me, though I don't know if you still read those (would be great if you do), and Jack gets a bigger role in series 3 (new threats rising). I added Harley into the story and TEDOG and I talked about Jack and wondered if it was time for Jack to move closer to becoming the Joker. I don't read comics or watch the movies, but I do know a few details about the Joker's origin, so I will try to entwine it with my own ideas.
As for the Suicide Squad, I did not watch it, but I always loved Margot Robbie when she was just a teen actress, so I know a few characterizations of her Harley. Please don't be angry with me if they are not spot on, and the same goes for the other characters. For now I just used Harley XD
Enjoy.
#18] I am not allowed to vent out my anger on teenage Bruce Wayne
Bruce sits in the kitchen drinking afternoon tea with Alfred when suddenly an agile cat-like figure drops herself from the ceiling air vent onto the kitchen table. At first both male species think it's Selina, but after taking a double check…
"Great, your back," Alfred grumbled annoyed to the feline like girl.
"You have any problems with it, Jeeves?!" Paris scowled then cracked her whip. "I'm here for Bruce Wayne."
Alfred rolls his eyes; "And you don't have a Bruce Wayne in your universe?"
"Very funny, not! And let me tell you, you are also boring and useless in my universe, but enough talking about that. I'm here because…" Paris wrinkles her nose in disgust; "My dad send me to my room because I deliberately broke the vase he got from you as birthday present. I'm 17 years old for crying out loud! What parent sends her 17 year old to her room?! Don't answer that, I know you want to, but just DON'T!"
Alfred quickly shuts his mouth. Bruce saw the danger coming and scurried to the kitchen door.
"Don't move, mister! I'm not done with you yet! I need you to vent out my anger for the unfair treatment I got from your older version and maybe, just maybe, it will have some effect on the future and you won't punish me by sending me to my room!"
Bruce darts his eyes anxiously and whimpers; "Paris, this might sound like a brain-breaking discovery, but actually this universe you are in right now, doesn't necessarily mean it's the past of your universe, so punishing me for what I, your dad in your universe…
"Shut up, nerd and come here!"
"NO AAGH!" Bruce screamed and ran away with Paris and her cracking whip hot on his trail.
A few seconds later Alfred tried to stop Paris from venting out her anger by using her whip on Bruce's butt, but his endeavour was futile.
#19] I am not allowed to try spanking Paris when she shouts at me (I'm her mother, so shut up Alfred)
Selina sits in Wayne Manor study talking with her older self when Paris enters the room and grunts in disgust.
"Oh look, the two creepy cat ladies have another meeting."
Selina snaps her eyes on her daughter from a different universe and snaps; "I don't like your attitude, young lady!"
Paris snorts; "Please, don't make me laugh. I'm in a pissed right now and I don't want it to subside just yet."
"Oh, what happened, dear?" Older Selina asked, sympathetically."
Selina guffaws; "What do you think what happened? She's having another 'my dad Bruce Wayne sucks' tantrum."
"FOR YOUR INFORMATION; YEAH, BRUCE WAYNE SUCKS! INSTEAD OF MEETING ME LIKE HE PROMISED, HE WAS CHASING THE JOKER, AGAIN!"
Older Selina slaps her forehead because she could not believe her daughter was so irresponsible and blew her dad's secret like that, but younger Selina hadn't picked up any of that because she was more troubled by something else.
"Okay, that's it! I won't allow you to speak at me with that tone of voice, young lady!"
Paris snorts; "Oh please, what are you gonna do about-
Paris could not finish her sentence because Selina stormed toward her then dragged her toward her older self and knocked the girl across her older self's lap and says; "Hold her for me, will you?"
Older Selina nods with glee then younger Selina brandishes her whip and…Selina felt a blow to her head that knocked her to the ground. When she looked up she saw Alfred holding his signature weapon (a broom).
"Oh come on, Alfred! Why do you always have to stop me?!"
#20] I am not allowed to ask Lee to become my daughter's therapist
Lee was making out with Jim Gordon in the back of the precinct when Selina skipped toward them.
"Ugh, major NSFW action in here?!"
Lee and Jim stopped kissing then stared at the girl. When she didn't leave Jim hinted at the door with his eyes, but it was like Selina was rooted in her spot. Even when Lee cleared her throat and hinted with her eyes she really wanted to get more action with Jim, Selina just grinned.
"Good news, I found a version of myself from a different universe and I have a 17 year old daughter in that universe."
Realizing the girl won't leave, Jim leans against the wall and grunts annoyed; "Well done, Sean."
Selina smirks; "Nah, she's mine and Bruce's daughter, but I have to admit she's kinda crazy which isn't my fault btw. It's Bruce's fault for neglecting her or something like that so now she has daddy issues. Idiot! I bet Sean will never ever neglect-
"Selina, we really don't want to know anything about your other universe personalities! Bullock will be back from his lunch soon and I really want to engulf Lee's chin some more!"
Selina purses her lips; "You don't get it, do you? I need a therapist who can do some sessions on her and figure out why idiot Bruce left his daughter with daddy issues!"
"Try look for one in the phone book, now leave!"
"Yeah, I tried that but it turns out no one is suitable enough, especially because they don't want to do it for free, which brings me here. Lee, I bet you are qualified enough."
Lee chuckles awkwardly; "Actually…n-
"Lee, everyone in this room knows I won't leave until you say yes, so make it easier for everyone and you can go back to engulfing Jim's chin, mouth, and nose!"
Lee sighs in defeat; "Fine, you can come with her whenever you like."
"Thanks Lee," Selina grinned then sniffs the air; "Just right in time, because Bullock just crossed the street. I can smell his cheeseburger breath from miles away."
Jim grabs the shrubs of Selina's neck then pushes her out before engulfing Lee's chin as fast as he can.
#21] I am not allowed to tell Bruce his older self hates Paris for what she become
Older Selina sits in the study window sill looking out the windows when her ears pick up the soft sound of Bruce Wayne's footsteps. Bruce clears his throat so she won't be too startled.
"Can I ask you a question?"
Older Selina steps outside the window sill and makes way to the couch, smiling; "Of course."
Bruce swallows nervously; "I want to ask something about Paris. I know this universe might be not the past of your universe, but why does she have these…daddy issues?"
"Paris is a criminal!" older Selina says bluntly.
Bruce frowns awkwardly; "But what-
"Your older self hates her for it."
Bruce looks even more awkwardly then stutters; "I-I would never hate my…I would be devastated…but hating her?...
Tears jump into Bruce's eyes and he quickly jumps to his feet and rushes outside the study, hysterically.
#22] I am not allowed to let Paris bring an escaped prisoner with her
Alfred strolls into the study when he felt a brush of air pass him through the doorway from behind. It made him spin on his feet briefly. Then he saw Annie and two other girls wrapped around her, and one of them was not Selina.
"Alright, who is she?!" Alfred scowled while pointing at the girl who was wearing an orange prison suit and pig-tails in her hair. One of the pig tails was blue and the other pink while other parts of her hair was blonde.
The girl ignored Alfred and looked around in astonishment.
Paris smirks widely; "Alfred, meet my friend Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn, meet Bruce Wayne's crappy butler, Alfred."
"Hiya," the girl simply said with a cue wave as she proceed looking around.
Alfred snaps his eyes on Annie who says in defence; "Hey, you know it's no use to disobey Selina, but trust me, I tried until she showed me her new whip."
"Whoa, I really have to make a selfie and send it to Katana!" the girl with the pig tails suddenly yelled and grabbed out her phone. When Paris's mouth dropped open agape, she grinned; "Yeah, I took this from one of the guards when we brushed past them."
Alfred turns around and mutters while heading through the door; "Great, another pick-pocket thief. Like Miss Kyle, Mister Ornelas, and cray-cray daughter from a different universe isn't enough."
#23] I am not allowed to give Harley permission to hit Alfred
Alfred strolled into the pool room and found Selina, Paris, and Harley playing pool. Instead of using a cue, Harley was using her baseball bat and they also managed to find her some clothes, although…
"Great outfit, where is the rest of it?" Alfred said while looking disapprovingly at Harley's shorts and top that didn't leave anything left for a pervert's imagination.
Harley looks up then eyes the butler momentarily before asking; "Permission to pummel this idiot with my baseball bat?"
Selina grins; "Permission granted."
In a split second, Alfred sends a murderous glare at the street girl, because that's all Harley gave him before she starts chasing him all around the manor, swaying her baseball madly.
Selina and Paris laughed their heads off.
#24] I am not allowed to go to the Sirens to introduce my daughter from a different universe to Babs and Tabs
Selina and Paris skipped inside the Sirens nightclub and found Tabitha counting some dollar bills.
"You know, you are a very brave woman to count your earnings out in the open inside a nightclub that is located in the roughest part of this city."
Tabitha rolled her eyes then said without turning around; "Cat, fancy seeing you here. Did the butler fail to lock your door properly?"
"Tabitha, I like you to meet my daughter from a different universe."
Tabitha sighed then turns around and eyes Paris before nodding; "Yeah, I can tell she's Bruce Wayne's daughter. It's in the eyes."
"What does that supposed to mean?!" Paris growled and draws her knife.
Selina steps between the two female species then says; "Relax Paris, Tabitha just has a keen eye, and…she also hates Bruce Wayne's guts."
Paris puts her knife back in her pocket and grins; "Excellent. How about we sit in the back and brood on some plan to pummel my dad's ass."
Tabitha nods then the two females walk to the back and Barbara joins Selina at the bar and asks; "Who's the girl with Tabitha?"
Selina sighs; "Mine and Bruce's daughter from a different universe, but right now I regret I didn't listen to Alfred's rule, because she just found her new BFF."
#25] I am not allowed to have a therapy session with my friend Harley Quinn (legally she's no longer a suitable therapist)
Harley sits in the study flipping through the pictures of her and the joker on her phone when Paris walks in and hands her a blonde wig and glasses. Harley rolls her eyes then puts the items on her head and face.
"How are things going today, Miss Kyle?" Harley asked professionally.
Paris puts her signature scowl on and replies; "My dad is such an idiot! I expected to see him at the table to eat breakfast with me, but instead he was in his MAN CAVE trying to locate the joker's hideout."
"He's still after Mr. J?"
Paris kicks Harley's knee; "Focus, will yah? This about me and I need you to stay in character. Harleen Quinzel doesn't know the joker yet."
"Sorry."
"Anyway, so I went inside that ridicules MAN CAVE and he just stared at me with that idiot blank face of his then he turned his back on me with a hatred grunt. Seriously, I don't know what to do anymore."
Paris slumps her head into her hands and starts to cry. Harley takes her glasses and wig off then grabs her baseball bat and asks; "Permission to pummel your dad's younger version butt with my baseball bat?"
"Permission granted!" Paris sobbed.
Harley ran out the room in glee to find lil-Bruce Wayne while Paris dropped herself to the floor and curled up like a little ball of misery.
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