New update guys, and thank you so much for your reviews and requests. It helps a lot to keep this story going. As reply to one reviewer, Paris is not my character so I don't know whether she's bi-sexual or not, but the reason she was flipping through the magazine of bikins was because she wanted to buy one? I mean, she's a girl and wants sexy bikinis XD
Anyway, I really like to use Captain Boomerang and Katana, but I never watched the movie, so I don't know how they react. Could you try to explain to me how Boomerang reacts when he's drunk? I don't want to write them out of character LOL
#26] I am not allowed to invite Bruce to Paris's therapy sessions
"Selina, I'm still a teenager! I haven't done anything to Paris, so I don't see why it would be necessarily for me to be present on one of her sessions."
Selina folds her arms then sighs, exasperated; "Bruce, this is an opportunity to learn something that will prevent you from stupid things in the future! I mean, our daughter is a very unhappy thanks to the things you're doing to her."
"Says who? I mean, maybe I'm such an asshole because you did something to me."
Selina gasps; "Hey, don't throw the blame on me, young man. She has daddy issues, not mommy issues."
"Which could be a result from something you di-
Bruce couldn't finish his sentence because Selina grabbed his ear and dragged him with her out the door, yelling along the way; "How about we ask Paris when we meet her at her session? Then she can enlighten you all about it!"
Later, at the therapy session…
"She's not even a legit psychiatrist!" Bruce yelled, pointing at Harley. "Also, weren't we supposed to have a meeting with Lee Thompkins?"
Harley grins; "Yeah, sorry about that. She couldn't make it."
A soft, muffled sound was coming outside one of the nearby closets.
Harley quickly sends another grin at the frowned looking billionaire, then puts her blonde wig and glasses on and smiles sweetly; "Who likes to start this session?"
"ME!" Paris exclaimed. "Bruce Wayne is a dick!"
'Harleen' smiles at Bruce then asks; "Do you have any response to this, uhm…insult?"
Bruce eyes the females in the room then stutters nervously; "Well, maybe I'm what she says I am because…I don't know…maybe because I'm heartbroken or something?"
'Harleen' smiles; "Yes! This is getting somewhere. Paris?"
Paris snorts; "Heartbroken about what?"
"Uhm…I don't know, but maybe Selina did something to me…"
Paris's eyes penetrates into Bruce's then yells; "Don't blame this on mom! You're dick, end of story! All you care about is catching criminals and villains! They even get more quality time with you!"
"You know what, this is ridicules," Bruce said and jumped to his feet. "How about I just head back to Wayne Manor and you guys throw all this shit on the real bad guy, future me!"
And with that, Bruce stomps out the door. Paris rolls her eyes and 'Harleen' bites her lips, awkwardly. Selina however, starts to smirk.
"You know what, Bruce is right. How about we go to the 'future' and kick future Bruce's ass?"
Paris scoffs; "If he's home and not chasing the Joker."
#27] I am not allowed to try take a session with Paris and future Bruce Wayne, even the crazy chick with the bat knows it's a bad idea. Nor can I pummel his butt
"Thanks Annie, for showing up asap and bringing us here. You can have fun with Dick while we have our session with future Bruce."
Annie just smiles at Selina's comment then speeds away to find Dick.
"You know, this is a bad, BAD idea," Harley whispered into Selina's ear.
Selina guffaws; "Oh, come on Harley! What could possibly go wrong?"
"PARIS!" a booming voice echoed through the house then the three girls –Selina, Harley, and Paris, heard heavy footsteps stomping down the hallway. If Selina didn't know better she would think they belonged to an elephant.
Bruce entered the room, fully geared up then saw his daughter along with her crazy friend and…teenage Selina.
"Oh no! I should have known you would be here as well when I saw Annie checking out Dick's butt!"
Selina smiles sweetly; "Always a pleasure to visit you, kiddo. Anyway, this was your teenage version's idea. He said we had to dump all the shit-
"I know what I said, but I didn't mean it literally! Besides, Joker is on the loose! I'm busy now! ROBIN, GEAR UP! WE ARE LEAVING!"
"THE NAME IS NIGHTWING, REMEMBER? ALSO, TAKE TIM! I'M KINDA BUSY!"
"BUSY WITH WHAT?!"
"BUSY WITH SHOWING INTEREST IN GIRLS! Something you should have done too when you were-
"SHUT UP, DICK!"
"See, this is what I'm talking about. All this jerk can do is yell and boss us around."
Bruce, or better yet, Batman, gasps; "Hey, watch who you're calling a jerk. I'm your dad."
Harley puts her wig and glasses on then plops on the couch and smiles; "Let's talk today about your feelings, Mr. W…I mean Batman. Please tell us why you always stomp around yelling at everyone?"
"Mainly at me," Paris fills in.
Bruce rolls his eyes; "You know what, I don't have time for this. I have a criminal-correction, master villain to catch."
"So, that's it?!" Paris screams angrily. "Is this what you want, chasing villains all the time? Fine, if it's the only way to get your attention, I will turn into one as well! Harley, grab your bat! We are gonna rob a few…
"Don't you dare threaten me, young girl! Also, stop being such a drama queen! ROBIN!"
Selina suddenly lunges herself, murderously looking, onto Batman and knocks him to the ground, then roaring angrily as she grabs a study book off the coffee table and starts beating his butt; "Don't you dare call our daughter a drama queen!"
"I told you this was a bad, BAD idea."
Paris grins; "What are you talking about? My dad finally gets what he deserves, a good spanking. I'm telling you, Alfred should have done it a long time ago."
#28] I am not allowed to give Paris an atomic wedgie and force her to talk to Bruce during therapy
"No matter how amusing this is to watch, Harley and I will be heading to the city and-
"NO!" Selina screamed and jumped off of Bruce then grabbed Paris before she had the chance to reach the door. "You and Bruce have to talk about this first."
Paris snorts; "I know by now talking is useless, especially because my dad rather chases bad guys."
"Bruce will talk, right Bruce?"
Bruce rubbed his sore butt while throwing a stubborn glare at Selina. Then noticing her look and fearing what she might do next, he replies quickly; "Sure!"
"See? Now sit down and talk!"
"NO, I won't—AAAAH!"
Paris tried to struggle as hard as she felt the pain between her legs caused by her panty, that gets pulled up all the way and over her head.
"Talk with Bruce!" Selina yelled when she tried to pull Paris's panty further down, towards her nose.
Paris swayed her arms madly and screamed; "NO! I refuse-AAAH! LET ME GO, TEEN-MOMMA!"
Bruce, or better yet Batman, used the opportunity to flee and find the Joker.
#29] I am not allowed to steal stuff with Paris. It's not what the therapist meant when she used the word 'family bonding'
Harley fled away, because she knew it would turn only more BAD, and therefore Selina had to find a substitute therapist. It didn't take long before she finally found one then dragged both Bruce (fully geared) and Paris into the therapist's office.
"Uhm, if you want an appointment, you can make one with my assistant because-
"Yeah, yeah, cut the crap, doc!" Selina snapped then pushed Bruce and Paris onto the sofa. Paris instantly scooted to the right side of the couch and Bruce to the left side.
Selina rolls her eyes then turns to the baffled looking therapist and exclaims; "See? See how bad this is? I don't need your assistant, I need you! They are father and daughter and they treat each other like enemies. You have to help me here."
"And you're the sister?"
"No, I'm the mom," Selina grinned.
Bruce, fearing he might get into loads of trouble, quickly exclaims; "She's from the past, in case you might start to think things! She has a crazy friend that can time-travel and—you know what, I'll just shut up."
"Yeah, because you only make yourself sound more insane than you already are!" Paris scoffed.
"I am not insane! I'm the night! I strike fear-
"Yeah, basically another word for crazy! I mean, look at you. You're dressed like a giant bat and you let my stepbrothers dress up in green or yellow leotards along with a yellow cape, calling them; Robin 1, 2, and 3."
Bruce slaps his forehead then bellows; "You're oldest stepbrother calls himself Nightwing now. You really should focus a little bit more in them so you would actually be up to date!"
"Yeah, as if you always remember that. Only an hour ago you called him Robin!"
Bruce looks the other way, angrily. Then folds his arms like a tantrum child. Paris does the same thing and Selina looks at the therapist, pleading with her eyes; "Come on, Doc. Do you have a tip to save this family?"
"How about you guys do something as a family? You know, some family bonding time."
Selina fist pumps the air and cries excitedly; "That's a great idea!"
….
The alarm of a random jewelry store starts to go off and two, agile cat-like figures come up through the rooftop skylight then tipy-toed across the rooftop as quick and quiet as they could.
On another rooftop stood Bruce along with his three stepsons and Annie watching the two feline like females run through the dark. It was finally Richard who dared to break the awkward silence.
"This is not exactly what the therapist meant with 'family bonding' now did she?"
Bruce drags in a deep, exasperated sigh then wanted to reply but they heard a police siren wailing followed by Selina screaming; "Don't arrest us, Detective Moustache Gordon! This is all part of our family bonding trip. We were planned to return it later, honestly. Just ask Batman and his three birds."
Batman (Bruce), slapped his forehead.
#30] I am not allowed to encourage Harley to hit randomly chosen people with a bat
"Hey there, Batsy," Harley said when she saw Batman and the three boys (and Annie) head back inside through the patio doors. Then she frowns confused. "Wait, where are Selina and Paris?"
Bruce grunts angrily; "At the GCPD in lock-up! They robbed a jewelry store."
"Wait, wasn't that part of your family bonding trip? Paris texted me all about it."
Bruce rolled his eyes then replies; "Of course that was not part of the family bonding thing! It's just something they used to do criminal activities."
45 minutes later, a man with green hair and pale skin entered the precinct, closely followed by Harley, and cried excitedly; "Selina, sweetheart! I'm here to save you!"
"Jack?! Wait, what happened to your hair and face?"
Jack shrugs; "I fell in a vat with chemicals. Anyway, stand back. I'm gonna blow up the door."
"No! You won't!" Jim yelled and wanted to charge towards the villain, but he couldn't because the place shook on its foundations, momentarily, then Selina and Paris escaped outside the exploded cell door.
As they fled to the front doors, Harley cried displeased; "But Mr. J, you promised me I could smash a few people with my bat."
Jack rolls his eyes then spits annoyed; "Fine! Just do it, you whiny little b*!"
Harley ignored the insult and charges towards the nearest cop then pummels his butt with her bat.
Selina starts laughing her head off then cries, ecstatically; "How about Mr. Moustache?!"
Jim, realizing that's him, starts running then Harley pursues with her bat.
#31] I am not allowed to drink any beer when I'm at the sirens (I might be in the future, but it still doesn't mean I'm legal aged)
Selina skips with Annie, Paris, Harley, and Dick inside the Sirens and sit down at the bar. Tabitha, who was pouring the drinks, nearly fainted in shock.
"Selina, is that really you? You still look no older than fifteen."
Selina smirks; "Yeah, I have a secret, and I will tell you all about it after you poured us a few beers."
Tabitha eyes the crowd momentarily then starts filling up a few pints of beers and hands it to them. Selina drinks hers in one gulp down then asks for a second and even a third.
"Okay, how about you tell me your secret now?"
Selina wipes her mouth off then smirks; "I'm still fifteen years old, silly Tabby. Annie here can travel with the speed of sound or light, I don't know but it doesn't really matter because it's fast either way, and she can time travel whenever she wants. Or better yet, whenever I ask her."
Tabitha looks at Selina then tilts her head, suspiciously and asks; "Are you drunk, Selina?"
"Yes, dah. Wouldn't you after gulping three beers down at once?"
Tabitha sighs; "I shouldn't have known. You talk nothing but bullshit right about now."
"No, it's the truth. I mean, would you believe me if I told you I have some skin cream that would make me look younger?"
"Not really."
"See. We are from the past, 1991 to be precisely. But to be honest, you should have used some skin cream though. You have bags under your eyes, and didn't I tell you which stretches will keep your boobs perky?"
Selina had to run for that one, but sadly she was too drunk and Tabitha catches up with her pretty quickly.
#32] I am not allowed to take Harley to a romance movie. I should know she can't handle it
"Come on Paris, I will be have," Harley cried while enveloping her arms around her friend's leg. "I'll promise I can handle it."
Paris rolls her eyes; "No, you won't. You know what happens when you watch a romance movie."
Selina frowns; "What exactly happens when she watches a romance movie?"
"You don't wanna know. Besides, we're going with the four of us. You, me, Annie, and Dick. We don't need a fifth wheel on our wagon."
Harley puts her pouty face on then cries; "There is nothing wrong with having a spare wheel. Besides, I'm your bestie."
"Actually, Katana is my bestie, and we won't need a spare wheel."
"Yes, you do! A spare wheel that has a bat and is not afraid to use it when there is trouble."
Paris sighs; "Harley, without you we won't get into trouble. It's a romance movie."
"But Perri, please…"
"Don't call me Perri!"
Selina sighs; "Just let her come with us, okay? I mean, how bad can it be?"
"Fine, but when things get out of hand, it's your fault," Paris grunted.
Later, in the movie theatre…
"Yes, I would love to go on a date with you," the girl on screen said to the boy.
"Why does Mr. J never ask me on a date?!" Harley suddenly yelled then turned into a sobbing mess. People around her started to shush her which turned her into a ball of rage, instantly.
"SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M ALLOWED TO CRY, BECAUSE MY IDIOTIC BOYFRIEND NEVER ASKS ME ON A DATE. ALL HE DOES IS YELLING AT ME!"
While Harley yelled a lot of other things, her friends quietly snuck out of the theatre, awkwardly.
Which one was your favorite? I wish you guys like the rules you requested. Sometimes It's a little tricky to figure out who the "I" person in your request is, so i just took a guess. Some of you already do it, but add the character's name with the requests. I would hate it if you want Paris to do a certain thing and I think you want Selina XD
Anyway, like to hear your thoughts about this chapter. I wish Batman Bruce is not out of character. I don't read comics XD