I do not own Naruto and if I did Itachi, and Mikoto wouldn't have died
"Naruto" -normal speech
'Stupid idiots' - normal thoughts
"Oi gaki listen to me" -Powerful/Dark being speech
'stupid ningen'-Powerful/Dark being Thoughts
*thunder* -action
Kage bunshin no jutsu -Techniques
"Yo baka" Beings translation/speech
-Oh this is good- Digital speech
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A/N: Note This. Is. Fiction. Here I am God, and I can decide how each character acts or behaves. I'll be updating about 1-3 times a month, sorry. Hey sorry for the later upload, I had in order: A computer virus, a panic attack, had my dad come down to celebrate his birthday, and CPR training all in the span of a single week. So yeah... anyway enjoy the story.
*story start*
*Konoha Academy outskirts*
"H-hey Mito-chan? Can you let me go?" Naruto asked as he was dragged from the school ground to the Uchiha compound by the irate redheads chains.
"..."
"Mito-chan, can you let me go? This is getting painful." Naruto restated while he was dragged through the compounds thresholds, down a street filled with adults and children lining the road towards the former commissioner/Clan head household.
"..."
"Come on Mito-chan, it's scary when you don't tALK!" Naruto attempted to complain before the redhead used the chains to throw him through the door.
"Mito-chan! Why did...Naruto-kun?" the raven haired Matriarch trailed off as she watched the missing child dusting himself off.
"Oh hi Mikoto-Oba-chan! What's for supper, I'm hungry." the teen's question earned him a Harisen(slapping fan) to the top of his head from the Uzumaki.
"Bakayarou! Where! Have! You! Been?!" Mito yelled as she slapped him repeatedly across the head.
"Oba-chan, help!" the matriarch's surviving kin pleaded as he weakly held his arms up against the redheads assault.
"Alright. Mito-chan, stop and let him explain first." Mikoto declared as she held the Harisen in place, before motioning them to the couch with the fan in hand.
"Arigato Oba-chan. Now what do you want to know?" Naruto them while he rubbed the lump on his head.
"Where have you been? How did you summon that girl? Is she your girlfriend? Are you still single!?" the teenage redhead asked with increasing rage, causing her hair to rise into nine distinct 'tails' behind her.
"I... *Ahem*" Naruto collected himself before continuing."For the last Four years I have been in the servitude of the Snake Princess Orochi-hime..."
*Flashback:4 years ago: one of Orochimaru's secret bases*
"What are we going to work on Orochi-hime-sama?" the young Uchiha asked the red and gold qipao dressed sannin while they walked between the various prison cells filled with various women ranging from 13-45. From kunoichi, to civilian.
"Tell me, do you know how Kekkei Genkai's are passed on?" the sannin inquired as she opened a cell door and pulled a brown haired girl with a dull glazed over eyes.
"Bloodline limits like the Sharingan or Byakugan are passed on by the mother or father to their children. Why?" the Uchiha asked before his shoulder marking started glowing along with hers.
"Well, the Sharingan has become a rare bloodline. The only known harbingers are you, Itachi, Mikoto, Sasuke, and the man 'Madara Uchiha'. So because your lineage has become a scarce one, we will be working on increasing the recorded number of your kin." Orochimaru explained as the Uchiha passed out along with the brunette.
*Timeskip 2 years later: Secret base*
"So how is the experiment going Orochi-hime-sama?" Naruto asked as the duo stared at a black haired child suspended in a green fluid with medical attached to her, with the paler skinned one holding a clipboard.
"Excellent. The genetic reading says that her cognitive skills are equal to an adult in their prime, and with my recent formula she'll reach the age of 15 within a year or two. Which won't deteriorate, and allow her to retain her youth for decades if not centuries. If she wasn't one of my favourite, I'd try and take her from you." Orochimaru explained to him before resetting the clipboard to the container and continuing down the line.
"What about her?" the Uchiha repeated as the looked at a transparent teen suspended in a dull blue fluid.
"Heya Princey, come to check on me?" the labeled 'Hozuki' member asked as she formed massive 'I' cup breasts inside the container, then pressed them against the glass wall.
"Enough of that Chinatsu. Now how have the test's been working with you?" the sannin questioned her, causing the Hozuki to compress her chest to a Double D and transformed her arm into a scythe.
"So far so good, now whens the next injection?" the Hozuki questioned her as she reformed into her liquid self.
"NonÅ will be coming by in an hour or so to do your next injection. But now Naruto has to come with me, it's training time." the sannin explained to her as the seal flared up and the Uchiha followed her towards the destination.
*Uchiha Mainhouse:Current Times*
"So for the last four years, you have been in the care of one of the Three Sannins.Orochimaru no less, and have been involved in her experiments. Does that about summarize it?" The Matriarch inquired from her formerly missing adopted son.
"Yeah that about does-""Except you forgot to mention why you summoned that girl!" Mito interrupted him as she slapped him with the fan.
"That's because I'm a dragon summoner, and the only known keeper of the scroll." the teen casually explained as he summoned the scroll and unrolled it to display his name on it.
"So aside from the fact you have a legendary contract, would you mind explaining why it took you four years to get home?" Mikoto asked as the area behind the two girls darkened, leaving their eyes illuminated.
"Well... lets go outside and discuss this somewhere with less breakable stuff." the Uchiha suggested while he stored the scroll in a holster, before leading them outside.
"So... talk." the mother figure warned as she stared down at him.
"O-ok, Jormungand! Come help me out!" The uchiha yelled as he signed the proper hand signs and released a massive cloud of smoke enveloped the forested area.
"Oh Naaa~ruto~Kun." A regal voice exclaimed from the smoke.
"Oh no..." Naruto cried as a sapient figure became visible from it. "No no no! Anyone but her."
"What's going on Naruto-kun? Who's that?" Mikoto asked as a reptilian black tail shot out of the cloud and coiled around Naruto's waist.
"Why haven't you summoned me in so~ long Naruto~kun?" the female asked with her shoulder, helmet, and private plating glinting.
"I've b-been busy Ku...Okaa-chan." Naruto corrected himself as the anthropomorphic dragon MILF walked out of the cloud and pulled him into her exposed H cup breasts.
"Naruto-kun... who's... she?" Mito questioned with a massive tick mark and her nine 'tails' of hair behind her.
"Is this your little girlfriend? Well I hope she can handle my not so little man here." the dragoness declared as her tail tip snaked down his pant front.
"Naruto-kun..." the Uzumaki repeated as her chain formed behind her.
"Mito-chan, Mikoto-Oba-chan, meet my...Okaa-chan Kurohana. The Matriarch of the Dragon clan, and mother to Tatsuhime." Naruto explained before he was pulled further into her chest.
"I am, and since he signed the contract nearly four years ago I've raised him as my hatchling." Kurohana answered them while rubbing Naruto's head.
"Could you let him go? Naruto-kun here was going to explain how he managed to escape from one of the Legendary Sannin." the matriarch of the Uchiha questioned as she pulled Naruto out of the dragon's breast's and into her lap.
"Ah yes, the Snake clan's princess. She's quite intelligent in comparison to most humans." Kurohana idly remarked while her 'hatchling' adjusted himself on his aunts lap.
"*Ahem* Since Orochi-hime-sama refuses to allow any opportunity to pass her by, I spent my nights by doing intense mental training. 2100 to 0630 I worked on logic puzzles puzzles, then from 0800 to 2100 I trained my physical skills." the Uchiha answered before a clock chimed five times.
"It seems like it is time for supper. If you would mind un-summoning your ... companion, we will be clean up for our meal." Mikoto explained as she picked up Naruto and carried him into the building.
"Well I can take a hint. I hope you keep him safe Mikoto. I care for each of my Hatchling." Kurohana reminded her before vanishing in a cloud of smoke.
"By the way Naruto, your staying in Itachi's former room. Now wash up, suppers getting cold." Mikoto explained to him.
"Ok Mikoto-Oba-chan!"
*Itachi's former room: 2100*
"It feels nice to lie down and not have to worry about waking up with new scars appearing." Naruto muttered from the bed, garbed in a simple black sleep yukata. As soon as he closed his eyes he awoke in a empty black void. Rapidly, a grey tone hardwood floor with a carpet, tables, and twin velvet chairs soared from the void and forced him into his seat.
"It's so~ long Naruto-kun, how have you been?" the monotoned qipao teen asked him from her seat while a stage took the wall left of Naruto with the sound of nameless Jazz filled the air.
"Where am I and why am I here?" the Uchiha asked in calm rage before a wall appeared behind him with a painting of the World Serpent.
"I'm hurt Naruto-kun, it seems like you almost don't want your Onee-chan here?" the sannin declared with faux hurt in her tone.
"Oh, I'm sorry Onee-chan~ its hard to be pleasant to my kidnapper." the uchiha reminded her as a wall manifested behind him with a mitsudomoe painting covered in black chains.
"But it made you stronger, no? But I could always take that Uzumaki girl and see what I can do." Orochimaru taunted as she watched him lunge at her, but her abyssal chains held him in place.
"If you you touch a single hair on her head, COME HELL OR HIGH WATER WON'T STOP ME!" the Uchiha roared as his seal activated and he gained black scale patterns across his visible skin, and two golden horns spiralled from his head.
"So angry~. Yet that doesn't stop you from using my little gift." Orochimaru stated as his midnight wings strained against their chains.
"Gift? your 'gift' kept me from my family for four YEAR! I've been kept from my homeland, I've been kept from honouring ancestors, I've been kept from my family!What the point of being strong if I have nothing to fight for!? HUH, ANSWER ME THAT!" the Uchiha screamed at her while the last wall appeared with the Yin Yang painting on it.
"Precisely, why do you think I let you leave." the sannin exposed to him, freezing his movement.
"What do you mean?" the teen asked thoroughly confused by her statement.
"I let you leave. There's no way a teen could escape from my compounds? This is just my experiment. Have fun Naruto~kun, I'm always watching." Orochimaru warned as two massive amber eyes stared at him before he was forced out of the room.
*Uchiha Naruto room*
"*Gasp*!" the Uchiha sharply inhaled as he shot up and looked around the simplistic room.
"Hey Naruto-kun, hurry down. Breakfast is ready!" Mikoto announced from downstairs while the teen dressed himself in dark black robes with red metal plating on his shoulders, breastplate, and forearms.
"Good morning Mikoto-Oba-chan, Mito-chan. Itadakimasu." Naruto muttered as he held the chopsticks in prayer, before digging into the rice and fish.
"Morning Naruto-kun, how did you sleep?" the Uzumaki asked as he set down the chopsticks.
"I slept fine. Mikoto, what do you know about my grandparents?" the youngest present Uchiha questioned her as his mature Sharingan spun to life.
"I don't. Why do you ask?" Mikoto responded before a scroll was placed on the table.
"During Orochi-hime-sama's experimentation, I managed to copy a scroll pertaining to my blood record. My mothers mother was Naomi Uzumaki, and her husband Yashiro Uchiha. While my dads mother was Akua Uchiha and my grandfather ..."the Uchiha tapered off as he thought about his ancestor.
"Who's your grandfather? Better yet, your an Uzumaki?" Mito asked as she grabbed his arm.
"Yeah, the blood work showed that Naomi would be your fifth cousin thrice removed, and me your fourth cousin twice removed." the Uchiha explained while Mikoto gazed at the names on the scroll.
"*Ahem* You know Mito-chan, most clans are willing to practice incest in cases that involve a dwindling bloodline." the Matriarch explained to the blushing teens.
"So who's your grandfather Naruto-kun?" Mito attempted to change the topic, causing Naruto to place the scroll in front of her.
"It's been checked and rechecked. My paternal ancestor was the greatest hindrance to the hidden Leaf. I inherit the blood of the man capable of going toe to toe with Hashirama Senju. He's Madara Uchiha, my ancestor."
"You mean the Madara Uchiha? One of the reshapers of The Valley Of End?" Mito yelled in disbelief as she examined the parchment.
"Yes, I think that's one of the contributor to my kidnapping." he theorized, without realizing his meal was finished.
"Well it's time to get ready for the academy. The showers on the first floor in the right, its getting close so you might have to share." Mikoto laughed at the red faced teens while taking their plates.
"P-please don't say that Oba-chan. It's embarrassing!" Naruto complained as he sealed the scroll away.
"Sorry but I can't. It's one of the pleasures of being a parent. I can embarrass you two. Like when I walked in on Mito-chan making that pillow with your face on it and-" Mikoto began to retell before dodging a sandal from the redhead.
"You promised not to tell him that!" the Uzumaki complained as steam leaked from her ears.
"Oops? I guess I forgot. Just like you forgot to lock your door and I walked in on you with one of Naruto's old shirts-" Again the matriarch dodged a shoe from the blushing redhead, and the equally embarrassed Uchiha.
*Konoha Academy Classroom 101: 0900*
"Now that every student is currently present, I can now begin with the team placement." the scar nosed chunin announced as the heavy coated teen in glasses raised his hand.
"Excuse me Iruka-sensei? Where is Mizuki-sensei?" the spectacled teen inquired as several other students sans Naruto nodded in agreement.
"Mizuki... got in some trouble with the village. Which was deemed as unsuitable and was put in evaluation." Iruka answered while Naruto raise his eyebrow at the subtle lie. When the Uchiha returned to the village, the soon to be missing nin attempting to flee with the scroll in tow. The chunin provided little resistance, and was dispatched with relative ease.
"... Team 7 will be Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uchiha, and Mito Uzumaki. Your going to meet your sensei at training ground 7. Team 8 will be..." Naruto toned out the rest of the names because he felt a pinkette latch on his arm.
"Oh Uchiha-kun, I'm so~ happy I'm on the same team as someone as handsome as you." the green eyed girl smiled, while Naruto grabbed the angry Uzumaki's hand.
"Sure, now hold tight. I'm going to take us straight to the training ground." Naruto declared as they vanished in a flash of smoke.
*Training Ground 7*
"Oh, are my lovely little gennin here already?" a spiky silver haired man asked before he closed his infamous orange book.
"correct," the Uchiha declared as he pushed the pinkette off his arm before turning towards their teacher. "I take it you're our sensei?"
"Correct, that is... if you pass." the masked jonin explained to them by holding up two silver bells.
"What do you mean sensei?" Sakura asked as he clipped the bells to his waist.
"Well the academy test was merely a preliminary test. Currently I aim on seeing if you're worth training." the vested teacher explained to them while his bells jingled in his movement.
"So what do you plan for us to do, Kakashi no Sharingan?" the uchiha inquired along with his fellow teens.
"Simple, I want you to get these bells. If you can't get one by 1200, you'll fail." Kakashi eye smiled before vanishing in a swirl of leaves.
"I guess he's as much of an ass as the books saids. Anyway, how should we approach Kakashi?" Naruto asked the two female teammates.
"What ever you think Uchiha-kun." Sakura helpfully added, causing him to turn to Mito.
"If he's as good as your book said, we will have to give it our all." Mito answered as she summoned a golden chain.
"Alright. Sakura, I may not know you that well but I can tell you don't exercise much. For your safety and ours, I recommend you start training seriously. Being a ninja is a dangerous thing, and bad things could happen." Naruto warned her while his mature Sharingan spun hypnotically.
"O-ok, lead on." Sakura answered seemingly automatic as she followed them to reposition.
*End*
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