A/N: I still don't own shit folks

Helping Mosquito to his feet, Tupperware was pissed. He knew they needed help, but Super Craig was pre occupied with being full fisticuffs with The Coon, Wonder Tweek is fighting Mysterion, and Fastpass is fighting Toolshed.

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS ATTACKING US?!"

"HAIL CHAOS!" was all the boys had to say.

Clyde regained flight and flew after Human Kite. It's payback time and Mosquito does not go down without a fight. Mosquitoes move faster than kites so he had no problems with dodging his attacks. Tupperware ran in to help Super Craig with Coon.

"Kyle, what's happened to you? What happened in there?"

"Hail Chaos!" was all he said.

What the fuck happened? Clyde was distracted, allowing Human Kite to land a hit. He was dazed for a moment, but even more pissed off. He flew after him, dodging eye lasers, and determined to bring this kite out of the sky.

Super Craig and Tupperware are having a hard time with The Coon. Having powerful punches doesn't do much when your enemy's fingers have actual physical claws on them. The fact that Craig doesn't really give a crap didn't help much. Tupperware joining in was great, though he was hoping Tweek would have instead. He has nothing against Tupperware; just he would have liked to fight alongside his boyfriend. He kept his head in the game, boxing the oversized rat. He was hit a few times. His face was bloodied and bruised. He had barely hit Cartman, but because of his powers, he did a lot of damage. Tupperware joining in on the fight was a treat because he needed a breather. Wiping the blood out of his eyes, he went to go help Tweek. Wonder Tweek was fighting Mysterion, and didn't feel like he was doing too well. None of his weather abilities seem to have any effect on the immortal being. Mysterion pulled a gun on Tweek but was cut off by a blow to the face.

"What the fuck dude?" Super Craig spat angrily.

"Hail Chaos." He answered, in his normal, Batman-esque voice.

Then, without warning, his gun fired.

"AH! FUCK!"

Craig was hit in the shoulder with the bullet. It hurt like hell. His vision became blurry as the pain got to him. He stumbled backwards and fell to the ground, barely conscious. Mosquito fell out of the sky again after being hit by one of Human Kite's eye lasers. He is clearly hurt for real this time. Token's Tupperware was damaged and now Coon had full access to his face. Fastpass was clearly having better luck with is fight because Toolshed was running out of breath, and was really hurt. Being a speedster had its perks. When evil Toolshed tried speaking to him, though, he jumped back into reality.

"OW! FUCK! JIMMY, STOP! IT'S ME!"

"H-h-how d-do I kn-kno-knooo... h-how do I-I k-know y-you aren't tr-tricking m-me?"

"IF I WAS ONE OF THEM, I WOULD JUST BE SAYING 'HAIL CHAOS'! Besides, I'm only pretending to be controlled so I can find out what Chaos is up to! I'm not under his control, I swear!"

"B-bu-buuu buuu but w-wwhhy weren't y-you mi-mind co-cont-cotruuuu truu controlled?"

Stan tapped his goggles.

"Everyone else got direct blows to the face. I got these babies on. Besides, I'm a living power tool, have you ever heard of a power tool that can be mind controlled? Now, Jimmy, you have to promise not to say anything. At all. To anyone. Promise?"

Jimmy nodded.

"Okay. Now, knock me out. That way we can't be found out, and if we do, you snapped me out of it."

Jimmy nodded before hitting Stan over the head, wincing as he crumpled to the ground in a heap. Then, he ran to help his friends. They needed to retreat. For the first time ever, Coon and Friends lost.

Stan slowly opened his eyes as he came to. The first thing he saw was a slightly concerned Professor Chaos standing over him. He quickly remembered what happened and decided to get back into the act. He quickly stiffened up and drained all emotion from his face.

"Are you alright, Toolshed?" Chaos asked, only slightly genuinely.

"Hail Chaos!" he replied, flatly

"Good. I almost thought that you were turned back to normal."

"Hail Chaos!"

"Is that really all you can say? I order you to say something else!"

"CHAOS! HAIL!" everyone in the room yelled at once.

Professor Chaos facepalmed.

"Never mind. Today is a celebration! Finally I, PROFESSOR CHAOS, have defeated coon and

friends forever! MUAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!"

'You defeated Coon and friends? We did all the work.' Stan thought to himself, being careful not

to say it out loud or change his facial expression.

He quickly glanced to the figures to his left and right; seeing his best friends like that made him

feel hurt inside. He needed to find a way to save them, but how? He quickly realized he must

have been spotted because Chaos suddenly turned around pointing at him.

"I KNEW IT!" He bellowed. "YOU AREN'T REALLY MIND CONTROLLED AT ALL!"