========CHAPTER 4: Lisa RETURNS=========

[Lisa's room,morning,the sun is coming up. Lisa is smiling in her sleep as the sun is shining in the window]

Lisa opens her eyes. "What a night" Lisa said as she started to sit up. "I've never seen Milhouse dance like that,and all because of me,I bet he won't ignore me now." Lisa thought to herself with a superior smile.

[cut to hallway as Lisa is closing her door, Milhouse and Bart are heading to the stairs with back packs on]

"Hey Bart,hey Milhouse" said Lisa looking into Milhouses eyes.

"Hey Lisa,heard about your dorky concert" replied Bart.

Lisa narrowed her eye. " it wasn't a dork concert Bart,it was a poetry reading,and I was kind of hoping some young gentleman would escort me to the park to hear some more?" Lisa said digging her shoes into the carpet staring at Milhouse.

Milhouse smiles and Bart see this,getting in her way "sorry Lisa,dog just brought in the paper" said Bart holding up the ripped newspaper."Kwik E Marts having a sale on milk"

"So?"

"Well you know its gone bad already."

"Well yuck so what?" asked Lisa

"Soooo we're gonna fill Skinners bird bath with it so the birds get sicks and puke all over Skinners car!"

"And diarrhea,don;t forget about diarrhea!" exclaimed Milhouse.

"That;s disgusting,didn't you put a fish in his car last night?" replied Lisa.

"Yeah we had a little mix up with that.

[cut to front of Skinners driveway]

Agnus Skinner is closing her front door. "seeeymour I'm going to market,do you need anything?"

"Nooo- mother." replied Skinner

"OOh I just remembered,I'll pick up that extra strength bleach for your underwear." Agnus shouted into the door.

"Mother!" Skinner replied.

Bart and Milhouse are giggling in the bushes by the car.

Agnus then proceeds to get in the car the boys thought was Skinners,and filled with fish.

Bart and Milhouses jaws drop."Uh oh" said Milhouse.

Agnus drives off. The boys look at each other.

"Maybe we should have done more research on this one.." Bart finally broke the silence.

[cut to hallway]

"My god Bart,don't you think that's enough for one summer?"

"I don't want him to get bored,last summer he painted his house!" Bart looked off into the distance. "I worry about him sometimes..."

"Ugh,just go,I'll find something to do by myself!"Lisa shouted walking down the stairs.

"Stupid Milhouse,stupid Bart," Lisa muttered under her breath walking out the door.

[Cut to library]

Lisa is sitting at a desk reading "Get the boy".

Martin can be heard wailing in the distance.

"What was that?" she asked,startled from her reading.

Lisa stood up and followed the noise.

"Go ahead say another one," she hears.

"Nelson?" she thinks to herself walking down the book cases.

As she reaches the end Nelson is seen giving an atomic wedgie to Martin.

"Go ahead,say one."

"War and peace? Ughhh!" winced Martin

"Sounds like someones about to peace their pants,ha-ha" Nelson said further wedging the underwear.

"Nelson,put him down!" shouted Lisa.

"Fine,but just one more!"

"Uh...Moby dick?" responded Martin pathetically.

"...too easy." said Nelson dropping Martin.

"What are you doing here Nelson?"

"Just bored,messing with nerds." replied Nelson kicking Martin in the butt as he got up

"I see..." said Lisa.

"What are YOU doing here? I imagined you'd be with your new boyfriend."

"No,he still doesn't know I exist".

"Bummer,well I'm going to the park to throw rocks at birds,wanna come?"

Lisa groaned "I'll come with you, if nothing else to keep you from hurting birds." Lisa said unimpressed.

Nelson shrugged "Suit yourself" as he pulled the rocks from his pockets dropping them on the floor as they walked out.

[cut to park]

Lisa and Nelson are sitting on the swings talking.

"I just don't understand why you boys are so complicated,Nelson".

"What can I say,we're sophisticated creatures." Nelson said pulling a half eaten apple from his jacket pocket and taking a bite.

Lisa rolled her eyes. ".. yeah, you're enigmas."

" I just wish I could keep his attention for more then one night."

"When my moms mad-cause my dad keeps going to jail-she'll start flirting with the mailman-and he usually stays out for a couple of months... except when he beat up the mailman,he went to jail right away that time. And we have to pick up our mail now."

"I don't know, jealousy? I think he might be too smart to fall for that."

"Works for my mom,and shes been married 3 times!"

"Riggght.." Lisa again rolled her eyes "I just don't think-"

"-Ah quit your yakin,I'm bored of listening to your problems." interjected Nelson as he started swinging.

Lisa looked offended then faded into a smile.

"Ya know what Nelson,I am too-" she said as she started swinging.

The two swing in a pictureque scene as the suns fades in the distance.

[cut to nearby street]

Bart and Milhouse are running from an army of an angry birds leaving a trail of vomit and diarrhea in their wake.

As they run past,screaming, Milhouse catches a glimpse of them swinging together in the sunset.

"Oooohh-Lisa." Milhouse sighed as a bird pecked his face "Ouch!"

[cut to Lisa's bedroom]

Lisa is sitting on her bed,writing in her journal.

Milhouse knocks on the door.

"Come in..." said Lisa.

"Hey Lisa.."

"Oh,hello Milhouse," Said Lisa as she darted her eyes from him,back to her journal.

"So...how was the park?" asked Milhouse staring at her intently.

"Fine" replied Lisa,refusing to make visual contact.

"Yeah,so I saw you and Nelson there."

"Oh?" said Lisa surprised

"-and I was thinking,maybe we could go together,sometime?"

"I don't know,are you gonna end up ditching me again?"

"Lisa, I'm sorry about that,maybe I can make up for it?"

"I'll think about it Milhouse." she said without paying him much attention.

"Okay,sorry again Lisa." said Milhouse slinking out the door.

"Heh heh" she giggled as she wrote "He was jealous!" into her diary.

[cut to Tina's room]

"That's it!"Said Tina closing her notebook.