=====================Chapter 6: Lisa's Revenge==========================

[cut to Tinas room,late at night]

Tina is thrashing extra hard,and making weird mumbles.

[scenery disolves as we enter into Tinas dream]

Suddenly we see Tina floating in the air,as if still in her bed,surrounded by pitch blackness.

The black ethereal space rose into a bright white light and Tina awoke.

instantly terrified she started to scream and kick as she discovered she was not in bed and there was no gravity to stablize her."UHHHH WHAT'S HAPPENiNG?!"

An enormus yellow hand appered underneath her,much to her horror.

"AAAAHHHGHHHH WHAT iS THAT?!" she screamed as she started to float down into the hand kicking at the air to stop her descent in vain.

As her feet finally make contact with the palm of the hand,she collapsed and began to hyperventilate "BUH BUH BUH BUH!"

Suddenly the hand disappeard and she was sitting in darkness.

Even more distressed she got to her feet.

Suddenly she heard Lisa's thunderous voice behind her as Lisa appeared before her, levitating surrounded in fire.

"SiLENCE HERETiC!"

Suddenly the bright white light transformed into a patchwork of scenes from all the erotic stories she had written playing simultaneously.

"THESE REPRESENTATiONS ARE A BLASPHEMY!" Roared the voice,

"What's happening,is this real?!"

"THiS iS VERY REAL! AND WE ARE REAL!"

All of the characters she had written in,from every show,book or movie,flashed in her mind in an instance.

"AND EVERY TALE TOLD OF US iS A LiFE WE HAVE TO LiVE!"

"Wait,so the one I wrote about the teapot and the candle stick holder from Beauty and the Beast,I made that happen?like really happen?"

"YES THEY ARE ALSO VERY UPSET WiTH YOU!"

"...and the one where Garfield does it with Odie?"

"YES YOU NEED TO SEEK THERAPY! THE ENTiRETY OF iS A SMUT TORTURE DUNGEON FOR US SO CALLED " FiCTiONAL CHARACTERS" -AND WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH! THE GREEKS REVERED US AND CALLED US MUSES! WHiLE YOU PEOPLE HAVE TURNED US iNTO PERVERSE PLAY THiNGS!"

"But what was so bad in my story about you?"

Fire roared all around her.

"I DON'T LiKE MiLHOUSE!"

"But what about all those episodes in the future where-"

"THOSE DON'T COUNT, THEY'RE LiKE TREEHOUSE OF HORROR EPiSODES,NOT CANNON!"

"NOT CANNON!" Roared a thousand voices repeated in unison.

"Oh well I'm sorry,I didn't know writing this stuff made it happen.."

Suddenly the space went white and transformed into The Simpsons living room.

Lisa appeared in front of Tina.

"it's okay Tina,I've been written in a few episodes where I've experienced love and I think it's important for you to know,that it's not as important as being you lose yourself to make somebody else love you,who do they really love?"

"You're right,I tried to be somebody else completely,I tried to be you,and I even ended up trying to hurt Henry? Why?!" sobbed Tina.

"All you have to be is yourself Tina." Lisa comforted her,as her words echoed all around her and the scenery dissolved.

[cut to Tinas room 3am]

Tina sits up suddenly screaming in monotone.

[cut to front of Wagstaff,morning]

The belcher kids are walking to the front entrance.

"So Tina,no new duds,what phase are you in the master plan today?" mocked Louise with finger quotes.

"The tragic end. I got some advice from a friend last night."

"Owwww, cryptic!" Said Gene.

"Come on Gene,lets get out of here before she starts stinking from the hormones." said Louise as the belcher kids walked off.

Tina takes a deep breath and starts heading towards Jimmy Junior.

Jimmy Junior notices and tries to awkwardly avoid eye contact.

"Jimmy Junior?" she asked

Jimmy Junior sighed "...Yeah Tina?"

"I've spent a lot of time chasing you,complimenting you,even trying to be somebody else cause I thought you would like me better."

"Yeah,I noticed." he replied.

"-But I wanted to tell you I'm done with all that,I'm a confident sophisticated young women now. Good bye Jimmy Junior."

The bell rang and Tina started walking into the building.

Jimmy Junior stood in shock,mouth realized then what had happened. He spent so much time ignoring her,he had stopped seeing her there now he could see clearly the young women she had become.

His eyes drifted down to her butt. He had made a mistake. He watched a thousand possibilities vanish into thin air.

Zek walked over to him. "Whats the matter Jay-ju? You look like you've come to some kind of horrible conclusion?"

"I have Zek,I just lost the only dance partner I've ever wanted."

THE END