A/N: So very sorry for the long wait, but I've been grounded. Yes, it sucks. And I'm writing this cuz I'm home from school. I'm "sick." Ok, so if you haven't guessed who I'm going to kill, give it another go. It might be someone you are expecting, it might not. The only way to find out is to R&R! Oh, and another dedication, (I know there's a lot) is if you can guess who I will be basing Mrs. Jefferson off of. I thought of a whole different personality for her. If you've watched VH1 lately, I think you know who I'm talking about. Yes, it's another mother. But this one is even more evil.

"Who might you be?" asked Mr. Jefferson politely to Angel.

"I'm Angel. Come on in!" she said cheerfully. Mrs. Jefferson just glared at her and mumbled something about cross dressers under her breath.

The three of them walked into the loft, to find Mark, Roger, Mimi, Collins, Maureen, and Joanne.

"Joanne! My baby!" said Mrs. Jefferson. "I missed you so much!" She ran over to Joanne, and hugged her.

"Get off of me Mom!" Joanne yelled.

"Oh honey, please give me a second chance! I can't believe you're spending your time in this disgusting pig sty!" she said.

"This disgusting pig sty is our home," said Mark. "Hi, I'm Mark Cohen. These are my best friends Roger and Collins. This is Mimi, Roger's girlfriend, and Angel, Collins's girlfriend."

"Girlfriend?" asked Mrs. Jefferson suspiciously.

"Yes," said Collins. "Do you have a problem with that?" Angel kissed him on the lips.

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do!" she said. "I believe in God! And God said men and women should be together!"

"Well, we believe in God too," said Collins patiently. Mrs. Jefferson chose to ignore this comment.

"Joanne, I need to talk with you!" she said.

"It's important," said Mr. Jefferson. Joanne walked into Mark's room with her parents, and shut the door.

"Joanne, we're taking you back to live with us," said Mrs. Jefferson.

"Wait, that's not what we came here to talk about," said Mr. Jefferson. "We were coming over to tell you that we approve of the situation!"

"Well, not me," said Mrs. Jefferson. "You're coming back to live with us, whether you like it or not!"

And with that, Joanne's memories all came back to her…how she was never allowed to touch anything in her house because it was all very fragile…how she was never allowed to drive until she was 19…how she was never allowed to go to school dances, or have a boyfriend, or eat junk food, or…Joanne was fed up with everything. And with that, she bitch slapped her mother, right across the face.

Mrs. Jefferson began to cry. She ran out of the apartment, with her husband right behind her.

Joanne came out of the room. All of a sudden, Collins and Angel started singing.

"Ding Dong the witch is gone!"

"Which old witch?" asked Mimi and Roger.

"The Wicked Witch!" sang Mark and Maureen. All of the bohemians started dancing around the room, singing, and drinking Collins's newly purchased Stoli.

A/N: Sorry for the short chapter, but I have a lot more long chapters to come, and I needed to make room. Hehe, ok so review for the dedications!