"A dance, huh," Gan Ning muttered to himself, reading a poster on the notice board.
"Yeah, in two weeks," commented Ling Tong, reading over Ning's shoulder.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Ning shouted in surprise.
"Nothing," Tong replied.
"Argh! I hate you so much!" Ning complained.
"I love you too," Tong teased.
"Just leave me alone," Ning ordered.
"Hey I'm going to have some lunch, care to join me?" Tong asked.
"Why would I do th…?" Ning paused for a moment then said with a smile "sure, why not".
"Excellent," Tong said, also smiling
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"Mmmm I love salad sandwiches," Ning stated
"Well I prefer soup. Ooops," Tong accidentally knocked over Ning's drink.
"Thanks a lot," Ning said angrily.
"Your welcome," Tong said smiling.
As Ning bent over to get pick up his glass Tong quickly slipped four white tablets into Ning's sandwich.
When Ning got up he knocked Tong's drink over.
"Hey, that wasn't very nice," Tong said, slightly annoyed.
As Tong leaned over to pick up his drink, Ning dropped four small, white tablets in Tong's soup.
Ning and Tong ate and drank their lunches, smiling at each other. Then they both gripped their stomachs and started to run towards the bathroom.
"What the hell did you do to my sandwich?!" Ning roared.
"I put laxatives in your sandwich. What did you do to my soup?!" Tong groaned.
"Same as you did to me,"
"Out of my way!" they roared at the same time.
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Later Gan Ning, Ling Tong, Taishi Ci and Zhou Tai were at there home talking, Zhou Tai doing most of it.
"Andhowabouttodayhuhprettygoodbutyesterdaywasalsogoodblahblahblahblahblah-"
Shut up! If you keep on talking heaps you'll become an idiot!" Ning roared.
"XuZhuisfinewithitblahblahblah"
"If you keep on talking heaps you'll uh, become gay," Ci said trying to sound convincing.
"Zhanghecanlivewithitillbrokblahblahblah"
"If you keep on talking so much you're mouth will fall off," Tong roared.
There was complete silence and then Tai grabbed the bottom of his mouth and started mumbling something like "must not talk. Must keep jaw on. Must not talk".
"I think you went a bit far this time, Tong," Ning said.
From that day forward, Zhou Tai wore chinstrap.
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In the Phoenix dormitory
"Hey Zhen Ji, want to go to the dance with me?" a Nervous Cao Pi asked.
"Sure, why not," Ji agreed.
Pi did a punch in the air and said yes silently.
Pi then saw Xu Zhu and thought how could he get that fat in a couple of days?
Chapter 4 is done. Sorry that it is a bit shorter than the other chapters.