Sorry I haven't updated for a while, but here's chapter 5

"Hey Zhao Yun, you got a date for tonight?" Zhang Fei asked.

"Well I, uh, um…" Yun blushed.

"Ahh you're as bad Liu Bei, too shy," Fei shook his head.

The dance was on that night, and Yun and Bei had no dates.

"Well you better find one today. Oh and have you got a mask, cause it is a masked dance".

"Yeah I got a mask," Yun mumbled.

"Well I'm gonna go and find my bros and annoy them. See ya".

"Yeah, whatever".

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"Lu Bu, I don't Know about this," Zhang Liao said uncertainly. "I mean, he looks like he needs that money".

"Well if it'll make you feel better, imagine that his money is the uh, imperial seal and that he is an evil villain, like Dong Zhuo-Hey I heard that!" Zhuo interrupted.

"Shut up!" Bu yelled and threw a brick at Zhuo.

"Any way, as I was saying he is a villain and you're the great Zhang Liao and-Oh the pain," Zhuo moaned.

"I said shut up!" Bu shouted and kicked Zhuo.

"Okay I'll do it," Liao agreed.

Liao walked over to the unsuspecting student and said "sorry about this," and took his money.

"Here you go Bu," Liao said giving him the money.

"Good work Liao," Bu commented "but don't call me Bu".

"Okay, Lu Bu".

"With all the money we've been stealing, we'll be able to buy anything we want! The March holidays are going to be great!" Bu exclaimed.

"And Yuyevon333 stop calling me Bu!" He shouted at the air.

"Sorry Lu Bu," a voice called from the sky.

Bu uh, I mean Lu Bu, then looked over to see Zhuo flirting with Diao Chan.

"I'll kill that bastard," Lu Bu muttered angrily and marched over to were Zhuo and Chan were.

"Come on; go to the dance with me. Did I mention that I'm rich?" asked, trying to convince Chan to go to the dance with him.

Lu Bu then reached Zhuo and did some not very nice things to him.

"Hey Chan, I'm strong and I've got plenty of money, so why don't you go to the dance with me?" Lu Bu asked after he had finished with Zhuo.

"Well… I haven't got a date yet and you are a lot better looking than that other creep so okay!

"All right then, see you tonight".

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Zhang He walked to the principles office to talk to Zuo Ci about the disco but when he got there he heard a voice saying "Zuo Ci are your cards magic or something because you've won every single round so far".

He then opened the door and said "Uh Zuo Ci about the disco tonight…-What the hell are you doing!"

The room was filled with smoke and a whole heap of teachers and Zuo Ci who appeared to be playing poker.

"Uh well, you see, um… haaa," Ci then threw a sphere into the ground and even more smoke appeared.

After the smoke had disappeared all the teachers had disappeared as well. Ci then asked "yes He, what do you want?"

"Were did all the smoke and the teachers and chips and poker cards go?" He asked stunned.

"Whatever are you talking about?" Ci asked innocently.

"I was… you were… oh never mind. Any way I wanted to talk about the disco".

"Yes, what do want?"

"Well…."

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"Hey Dun, got a date for tonight?" Cao Cao asked.

"Well no…"

"Well you're lucky to be with me then! Here I'll get us both dates".

"No it's okay-" but Cao had already gone over to a group of girls.

Cao then put his arms on the two Qiao's shoulders and said "how would you lucky ladies like to go to the dance with me and my friend over there".

Xiahou Dun then saw Cao Cao being bashed. Oh well Dun thought at least this'll teach him not to mess with women.

"Xiahou Dun help!"

Chapter 6 will be arriving soon. Maybe. If I feel like it.