Authors note.

Welcome to chapter three! Yes, a very rare chapter three!

I hope you enjoy.

Since being reborn, I have adapted to living my life and have been doing what all babies did, eat, sleep, and...

OKAY I SHIT MYSELF, YA HAPPY?!

As of this moment my first goal after being reborn was to get past potty training.

And you know what? It. Is. Not. Pleasant.

Since gaining the Grand Order system however, life had been intresting to say the least.

My first friend in the world was an emo dick.

Master, I was the saint of New Orleans and was burned at the stake, slandered, and treated as a witch. I prefer you not insult me as your only servant, you ungrateful blah blah blah blah.

And there goes my intention span.

I don't mean to insult her, but with how every word that comes out of her mouth being a derivative for old fashioned cursing, it was hard to become bffs.

...you pitiful escuse for a piece of horse dung. Hmph, if I could, I would have you staked and burned.

I love you to Jeanne, I love you to.

You cur, I will strangle you.

I know, I love you a lot to.

Swine.

Beautiful.

Well besides from saint mc-killjoy, things have been going relatively well.

By that I mean, what else could I do? I was a baby?

1 year later...

It's official, life sucks.

Over the course of the months I've been alive I found that my parents were... active to say the least.

In a matter of one year, my mom Haruka Hyoudou had delivered another baby who curr-

"WAAAAAAAAA!" -ently is crying at the moment next to me.

Quickly, my mother rushed over to calm him. "Yosh, yosh, Issei-chan, calm down. Be like your brother."

And as the crying went down I shivered.

Issei chan was hugging mom a little to much, specifically, her assets.

That little monster was hugging her with a little to big of a smile.

And it was at that moment I realized... my new brother was gonna be a super pervert. Fuck.

AAAARRRRGGGHH! Can you shut that mongrol up!

(In the far distance in an alternate time period, a gold prick felt something disturbing the force)

3 years later

I am glad to say... I FINALLY DID IT.

I was finally allowed to go to the restroom without supervision and I had my own room. Thank god.

Issei brat had finally managed to move on from a cry baby into... okay it's not any better. He's a full fledged pervert.

I didn't know how, or when. But I swear he stole our dads porn.

He doesn't do anything indecent with it, but he has it. I know, he had it.

Anyway, since becoming four, I had started to change. Instead of looking like a little boy, I looked like a little girl.

Yes. You heard me, girl.

When I asked the system it said, [Host is synchronizing with your heroic spirit. In doing so you will take on its traits. Additionally, with each servant you will take their physical characteristics as well.]

Life is just peachy.

On a side note, my eyes started becoming a mix of brown with a green tint and my hair has started turning blond, leaving spots of blond in my hair.

And I have a strong urge to leave my hair long.

Couple of days ago in a hospital

"Miss and mister Hyoudou, we have finished are diagnosis and have found that Yu had only awakened some recessive traits. You have no need to worry, he is a healthy young boy."

My mom hugging me cried, " Thank god! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"

Dad was just to the side with Issei sleeping in a chair releasing a deep breath.

Me? I decided to say, "I love you mom."

After that my family headed home, with my mom cuddling me all the way.

Present

Well at least I wasn't turning into a girl.

Looking in a nearby mirror in my room, I could only cry on the inside.

I. LOOKED. CUTE.

THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. I AM A TEENAGER. NO A MAN. MEN IN MY BOOK ARE NOT CUTE.

I was currently looking at a young... child, child with brown hair that held blond bangs. My hair was currently short, making me seem like a girl being a tomboy.

Even now, the tint of green made me want to stare at my own eyes.

You look cute.

Fuck you Jeanne. Fuck you.

Bracing myself, I decided then and there, I was gonna leave my hair long.

I had always loved long hair, this was only a chance to do it.

2 years later

I was now six and had become a complete girl.

Okay not really, but I might as well because fuck.

Couple of hours earlier

I had just recently finished third grade and it was summer break.

Other than grown my hair into a long ponytail, I made one new friend.

Her name was Irina Shidou and she was adorable.

No, I'm not a pervert.

At school I was at the top of my class for obvious reasons being I was seventeen. The only down side was that I was ostracized because of that which left alone.

Irina was a kind girl who actually bothered to be my friend and Issei's friend.

And currently, Issei and I have went over to her house for a pool party. Exited, me and Issei both came over with both are parents permission.

Of course it wasn't an actual party, it was just Irina, Issei, and me having fun in her backyard pool.

Everything was great, we played ball, shot water guns, and dunked each other in the pool.

The only problem that ever happened was when Issei was staring a little to much for comfort at both Irina and me.

IM A BOY YA BRAT!

I thunked him on the head and he decided to play a prank.

He threw by bag where my towel was into the water... along with my clothes.

Being angry I went up to him, about to beat the shit out of him until Irina grabbed my shoulder and puffed her cheeks up. Aanndd time for another lecture.

"Yu chan. Bad. No hitting others, or the lord will be upset at you!" You see, Irina is a very devout catholic and frankyly I can't win against girls so...

Looking at her and her pout I sighed. "Fine, but you scold him to."

Turning her attention towards him she began his lecture to, "And Issei. No throwing your brother's clothes into the water! Girls will hate you if you do that!"

Issei immediately clammed up. "Really? Irina chan?"

Trying to hold up a serious face she nodded.

Looking downed Issei apologized, "I'm sorry Yu onii-chan. I won't do it again."

Smiling, Irina ran up to him to give him a hug."Good boy!"

Looking at Issei however, I saw a glint in his eyes. You little imp.

Unable to do anything I say, "Irina, giving hugs will only encourage him."

Looking back at me she stuck her tongue out.

I do the same before saying, "Well what do I wear now?"

It was then that I knew my masculinity died when a blond lady walked out the back porch with a broad smile on her face. It was Irina's mom, Elizabeth.

"I have an excellent idea Yu, follow me." Dammit. From the moment I stepped into Irina's house this women had been trying to get me in a dress, and for gods sake. I WAS A BOY.

Feeling the shivers down my spine I kindly tried to reject her, "Mis-

"You don't have a choice dear."

Turning around I made a run for it. My legs went into a sprint, but before I realized it, my legs became weightless.

Looking up, I saw a blond demon holding me by the shirt.

"Yu chan~ you know you can't run."

And shit.