Authors Note:
And so the story progresses onwards! I'm really happy you all like it, and I'm sorry about the OOCS! I got your personality 'profiles' though, so thanks (SamKo-chan was the first to tell me what she was like, and then KSH-chan!) Hope you enjoy the next chapter?
To those of you who have become part of the cast: Some of you guys may be the 'Mew Mew Civilians', or simply taking the role of a Mew Mew – e.g, Mew Sakuranbo. XD if you are unhappy with this, please let me know!
THE INSANE CAST SO FAR…
The Old, The Weird, and the Just Plain Wacky
Drifting One (Rae)
Jayme Frankenburger
Kisshu's Humble Servant (KSH)
Tomoyo Kinomoto
digiwildfire
SamKo
Amieku
Jenny-Chan
The New, the Deranged, and the Mew Mew Civilians!
Lula-san
Hickoryflower (A Pai-addict, and a compulsive chatterbox who talks mainly to herself)
Chikako (She's orange, she's wild…just who is she exactly?!?)
Pshnerdmuch
(slots left: 1)
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And So The 'Short Notice' unfolds…
KSH: Hi. I'm Kisshu's Humble Servant.
Tomoyo: And I'm Tomoyo Kinomoto
KSH: Rae and Jayme are on temporary leave, because of an…incident…
(cue screen sliding down, showing Satoki having a temper tantrum, Rae throwing her sweets in an attempt calm Satoki down, and Jayme looking put-out and rather fed-up)
Tomoyo: So we're here instead! Please regard us kindly!
KSH: Anyhow, we're here for a short recap on what's happened in the past two chapters our crazy script-writers forced us through!
Tomoyo: (in dramatic voice) Last time on Gag Reel, a girl was short (piercing scream)…
KSH: A cheap plot devise appeared, much to the horror of her younger sister and older brother…(groans)
Tomoyo: And they all rushed off, aided by the underage driver's magical powers to save their shot friend from the world of the dead! However, a challenge was issued to find the portal leading to the Mew Mew World…
KSH: By a mysterious voice, and who knows why? How strange, wouldn't you say? …And after a splendid fall from grace, or table, made by none other than Satoki, giant killer midgets popped up without warning! What will our heroes do next!
Satoki in background: Waaaaah! The midgets are attacking! Xx
KSH: Um, that's our cue to go.
Tomoyo: See you next time around! (scampers off)
--- A battle unfolds…---
SamKo: Take that, you cretins! And that! Hah! (jabs)
Digiwildfire: A…anou, SamKo-san?
SamKo: (looks around triumphantly) Ah, digi! Don't worry, I'll soon have us free!
Rae: (points at where SamKo's jabbing – into thin air) Definitely! We can just sit back and relax now!
Killer Midgets: Hee, hi, ho, hum
Upon you our love we shall pour – YUM!
Ha, he, hum, ho
Onto you, our love shall go
As our master commands us
Our valentines filled with love
Will blow your head, and spatter your brains
It'll be like grey, goopy rain!
Amieku: O.o (twitch) S..tr…ange valentines.
Killer Midgets: Don't be a fool! We know you, Amieku! You like chocolates and roses, and pink fluffy hearts…
Amieku, Tomoyo and SamKo: (le drool) H…handsome…
Jayme: I've heard enough . (walks off)
Everyone: HOMG!
Jayme: (is yanked back by a group of quibbling girls) Eeeh?!? (sweatdrops)
Jenny-chan: Jayme is unaffected by the Valentines!
Rae: Nii-chan that must mean that we have to be a boy to ignore these lovely words…
Satoki: Got it! (snaps fingers) Ribbon… Lotsa Sexy Guy!
Big white cloud poofs out over everybody. When it appears, a dozen 'sexy guys' are arranged elaborately all around the place, hot and good looking.
Killer Midgets: Ooh-ah-ee-oh! What a pretty boy are yo!
Satoki: Cut the trash. Imouto, Amieku, go now! I'll fend them off! XDD
Digiwildfire and Jenny drag a sobbing Rae away
SEVERAL HOURS LATER
Everyone: (exhausted)
Tomoyo: Jayme – (pant) - how – (pant) - much – (pant) - LONGER?!?
Jayme: ...by my calculations...(looks at pocket-watch)We've traveled about 30 percent of the way.
KSH: That's more than 28 percent!
Amieku: But less than 35 percent!
Rae: THAT'S IT?! After we've been traveling for all this time?! There HAS to be a quicker way to get there!
SamKo: (shrug) Well...we could take the shortcut.
Everyone else: WHAT?!
Jenny: Th-...there's a shortcut?!
Rae: Why didn't you say something BEFORE?!
SamKo: (blink) Noone asked.
Tomoyo: (groan)
--in secret short-cut tunnel-
Jayme: Ah, here we are!
Amieku: Ah, look, it's my buzz-saw! (races forward and collects)
Everyone else: Her what-?!?
KSH: Ah, I can see light up ahead! XDD
Everyone: (races forward to see!)
Sillhouette: Does this thong make my butt look big? Really now, be honest...
Everyone: OMG, OUR VIRGIN EYESSS!!!
Person: Ooops... (hastily throws on cloak) MWAHAHA, FOOLISH HEROES, YOU SHALL NOT SAVE THE FAIR MAIDEN!
Tomoyo: YES WE SHALL, YE FOUL... er... PERSON!!!
Person: (gasp) Th... that is sooo mean! (sniffle) M... my... (bursts into tears)
Rae: What, The. Hell?!
Minions: You made our master cry! You will not go unpunished!
Minions slowly advance, and in the background, a DOMP is heard.
Everyone: What was that?!?
All turn around, to see Satoki struggling with a huge, samurai sword.
Satoki: (brandishing sword around energetically) Never fear, Captain…uh…Satoki – ncredible is here!
Jayme: (raises an eyebrow) I ask, what is Captain Li-ncredible planning to do next?
Satoki: (in undertone) Don't tell anyone, but I haven't actually learnt how to sword fight yet. (attempts to, and drops the sword)
Everyone else: (groan)
Person: (who no-one has been paying attention to) In the meantime, you can watch my model performance! I'm really quite proficient at it!
Everyone, Minions included: …No thanks. -.-
Rae: Nee-sama, do something!
Satoki: (disgusted) Me? Why me? You're the one just standing there!
SamKo: …(pause) I think there's something we can do. (turns towards kidnapper) How about a human sacrifice, for our lives?
Everyone Else: …Oooh O.o
Digiwildfire: I volunteer KSH!
KSH: I volunteer Digi! (death glare)
Amieku: (the only sane person in the room, edges away slowly) O.o…I was never here…
Tomoyo: (whacks both of them) Idiots! Read the manual!
Jenny: …(slowly) In case of emergency, open the black door to your left and step into the TMM Universe.
Person: Nooooo! You were never meant to see tha-
Everyone: (disappears into the portal)
---in Mew Mew land---
PLOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHH. Our heroines find themselves in a warm, pleasantly bubbling outdoor spring, towels draped around their forms.
SamKo: (in bright pink swimwear) Huh? WTF?!?
Rae: (in purple bikini with stripes) It's cute! (le giggle) . But whats it doing on me?
KSH: (in nothing but a towel) E-eep! Where've we been transported to?!?
Amieku: (floating around in a pretty, orange swim-dress) Don't know…but something smells nice…and I want to go to the…
Digiwildfire: (smacks Amieku upside the head) No questions! Just enjoy, you! Grrr…(in flouncy pink bikini)
Tomoyo: (staring in horror at her VERY FLIMSY towel) Don't look at me! Don't look at me!
Jayme: Huh? (who mercifully has remained in his original clothing)
Tomoyo: I said, DON'T LOOK AT ME!!! (kills)
Satoki: (lazily doing backstroke) Now, now, Tomo-chan, don't complain. We'll have a nice, relaxing bath and-
Jayme: (dies of embarrassment) No-one told me TMM baths are co-ed!
A Voice: What the HELL are you doing in the ornamental fountain?
Everyone: (leaps up and covers themselves) EEEEHH?!?
An orange haired girl, with wild red eyes, who is extremely cute is seen. She wears a rather cute orange maid uniform, like she's just come out of work. As the heroes stare, she strikes a pose.
Chikako: How dare you destroy Café Mew Mew's beautiful world! We won't let you get awa-
Something bombs into the 'ornamental' fountain, spattering everyone, including Chikako, with hot water.
Ryou: (swims) Chikako, don't go recklessly accusing people. Get back to your duties.
Chikako: (fumes) How…dare…y…
Ryou: (lazily) I'll give you free homework tuition for summer if you just get back inside, alright?
Chikako: (stomps off)
Ryou: (stares at the swimming-attire clothed group) Now that Cherry's gone…mind telling me who exactly are you?
Rae: Um…um…we're the (searches for inspiration) the Mew Mews!
Everyone & Ryou: (le blink) Really?
Rae: (nods) H-Hai! E…eh, I'm Mew Rae, this is Mew Digi, Mew KSH, Mew Tomoyo, Mew Amieku…and this is Satoki Akiwara and Jayme Totokashi-san!
There is a pause, while the dripping wet 'FF' Mews try to look Mew Mew-ish, Jayme makes an 'Akasaka' like pose, while Satoki tries to look arrogant.
Ryou: …Really now?
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Yay for Mew Mews! Don't worry, they won't keep up that pretence forever. Review, please?
Satochiin