I DO NOT own Akika Ichida, she is owned by Akika Ichida herself.
I DO own- Tsuki Hanone, Psi, Charm,And Lion. DONT STEAL!
I stared at Psi straight in the eye. He blinked.
"AH HAH! I WON!" I laughed at Psi, who was cussing. We were having our fifth staring contest rematch.
"Are we there yet?" Goku asked for the millionth time. "I'm hungry!"
"SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING MURDER-WORTHY PRIMATE!" Sanzo pointed his gun at Goku for the trillionth time.
"We should be arriving shortly to a town," Hakkai smiled.
"Yay!" Goku and I shouted then added "JINX!"
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"Wow! This city is sooo big!" I grinned.
"Stay close, don't get…lost" Charm slapped his forehead, I was already gone.
I cruised through the stalls, dodging people from left to right. This market was filled with food and merchandise. I began singing quietly to myself. The fishy song.
I like to swim up and down
Back and forth all around
I like to- OH NO MERCURY!!!
I laughed. I love that song and the market. The market with noise buzzing all over.
"ACK!" somebody fell on me…O.O OH MY DOG! It was… "ACK! DAVID COPPERFIELD?!?!" No, just kidding.
"It's Nyozeka," said the bunny girl with her eyebrows cocked up.
"Tsuki…Tsuki Hanone…" I got swacked on the head by Sanzo. (Note- I made that word up copyrighted!).
"ACK! Sorry…" I whispered with Nyozeka, bunny form, in my arms.
"Cool a bunny! Let's eat it!" Gojyo grinned as I stared at him with horror. That comment seemed to tick Nyozeka off…
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING HUMAN!!!" Nyozeka kicked Gojyo in the face, he flew a few metres with his nose bleeding.
"Uuuurraaauuuugg" Gojyo said as he flew, screaming like he was dying in Castlevania.
Than another person fell on me… DOG HAVE MERCY! It was- OH MY DOG! It was the hot guy from Chaos Legion! Victor Delacroix was his name. He had fiery red hair and was tall. So damn pale and his hands are so bony. Err- sorry major fangirl moment…
"Owchies" I rubbed the lump that had formed on my head when I hit it on the ground.
"Are you okay?" Victor knelt beside me. He pulled my hands away from my head and inspected the lump. He brought his cold hands gently on my bump, I winced. It felt good but it hurt a little. He must have noticed since he mumbled an apology.
"Umm, yeah, I'm okay" I smiled, than winced at his touch once more. He pulled me up to my feat, though I couldn't see his face, I think I caught a smile…
"Sorry about falling on top of you…" he began.
"It's okay! Just don't do it again or you owe me. Right now we have resolve the problem of how much people Jeep can hold," I sighed "Especially since we gained two more members"
"Me? You have it all wrong! I don't want to be a burden!" Victor exclaimed.
"Shove that crap back in your mouth!!! We're all in this together whether you like it or not! Stop being such a boo boo head!!! For all you know, we may be all looking for the same thing!" I was jumping up and down stamping my feet hard on the ground like a little kid. "Plus…we are all mainly lost…."
"Than I thank you" he kissed my hand…I was so taken by surprise, I just threw I kiddie tantrum on him…I felt my face burn up, it made him smile even more… "But I wont get lost"
"Oh really?" I asked. Victor looked around and a huge sweatdrop appeared on the back of his head.
"Maybe…I am a tad bit lost…" he blushed as I tried not to laugh…which I had no success of doing.
"Jeep cannot hold anyone…he appears to be kidnapped" Hakkai's smile was gone as he looked around him.
"Jeep kidnapped?! That's not cool" Goku said.
"This really is getting serious" Gojyo lit up a cigarette and began to smoke.
"Hn…what a waste of time" Sanzo was also smoking…
"At least we're pretty close, a few days" Hakkai smiled.
"Yeah," I wrinkled my nose than muttered, "Seriously…I gotta start hanging out with people who don't smoke…my health is heading a major downwards…"
"Let's go" Sanzo said finally.
"Wait one darn moment! I…I think the map is upside down" I said after I gave the map another glance. Hakkai studied my map once more.
"You're right…it'll take weeks just to get there," He told us. We were all about to scream but ANOTHER person fell on me…
"WHOEVER YOU ARE I'M GONNA-" I stared at who fell on me…oh my dog, it was one of my best friends Akika Ichida! "Akika!" wait a minute…she was somehow sitting on top of…Psi.
"Owww" she opened her eyes, revealing her silver eyes. She brushed her reddish brown hair out of her face. Than she noticed me… "Tsuki!"
"Akika!"
"Tsuki!"
"Akika!"
"Tsu-"
"SHUT UP!!!!" Sanzo pointed his gun at us, "OR you'll be eating lead!!!"
"Why don't you!" Akika and I shouted back, dodging bullets.
"How old are you guys?" Muttered Psi "Get off of me"
"12" we answered. We once again did intros, while Psi glared at Akika.
"How was your summer so far?" I asked Akika.
"Boring, boring, boring," she sighed than added "AND boring!"
"Stop gibbering like little preps, preps" Psi called out from in front of us…
"What did you say?!?!" Akika smashed Psi's head with her staff.
"What you do that for???" Psi whined "IDIOT!"
"WHO YOU CALLING IDIOT, SHRIMP?!? SAY THAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU!" thundered Akika. Both of them had auras dark enough to block out the sun!
"IDIOT!"
"SHRIMP!"
"IDIOT!"
"SHRIMP!"
"SHUT UP!!!" roared Sanzo, bystanders were staring at us…the rest of us pretended we didn't know the shouting people.
"MAKE ME!" Psi and Akika shouted. They were dodging bullets a second later…they were dodging by doing the…CAN CAN???
"My dog…let's just get out of here" I muttered.
Private joke for my friend-
"Akika, you came into this world without anything?" I asked Akika that very night, we were staying at an inn.
"Yeah, except I got a staff and some swords…and…" she replied.
"And what?" I questioned.
"And a pack of gum, Excel!" we burst out laughing…(sorry this may not sound funny to you but it will to a certain someone…p.s. to Akika- BULLONI!)
I sighed, we were riding in the back of a truck. O.o As usual, Goku and Gojyo were arguing while Akika and Psi were bickering. Sanzo, of course, was threatening them.
"What's with you? Sighing all the time?" Charm sighed this time.
"Yeah, what's on your mind?" Victor tilted his head toward me, I blushed…damn…he's too damn hot… He only smiled when he saw me turn red, Charm looked rather distracted… Man, these two are different! Charm is playful and almost never serious. While Victor is so serious, a very good listener and somehow kingly…he looked far more graceful than most people….
"I'm fine, just booooorrrrreeed! Nothing is even happening!!!" I sighed.
"Careful of what you wish for, cause ya might just get it," warned Charm.
"Whoa! Looky at the sky!" Goku pointed upwards at the now cloudy sky. Hmmm…wasn't it sunny just a minute ago?
"Hmmm…this makes me…hungry," I said outta nowhere. Everyone but Akika, Goku and I fell on the ground. I snatched out some…CAKE?!? (What the fuk???)… CHOCOLATE CAKE!!! "WHOOO!"
"Can me have some?" Akika and Goku stared at the heavenly chocolate covered treat. Our mouths watered as we opened the box. We pigged out.
"I now name this moment sea of saliva and pigs at work," muttered Psi, smoking again. We glared at him with pure venom and I grabbed his cigarette outta his mouth and stamped is with the heel of my shoe while Goku and Akika noogeed him. Than we happily continued to eat.
"EGAD! LOOK AT THE SKY!" everyone saw a baby face far too familiar appear in the sky.
"AAAGH! It's David Copperfield!" Akika and I shouted.
"Fools!" Nyozeka kicked us on the head.
We gave it a second try, "AAAGH! It's George W. Bush!"-Nyozeka raised her foot, a vein popping-"AAAGH! It's the telatubbies! THE HORROR!!!"
"First Barney…now this?!" I cried "DOG HAVE MERCY!" I struck a dramatic pose.
"You fought Barney?" Akika asked as I nodded, frozen in my dramatic pose.
"SANZO SHOOT THEM!" Sanzo did and…they, well, died?
"I am SO not burying them…unworthy of a grave," I muttered. We each took a step forward…we were somehow transported into the village of Konoha?!?
"Oh me dog!" I said as I landed on top of someone.
"Can yrou pleash get offa me?" a muffled voice came from under me.
"Sorry!" I jumped up and sorta tripped and fell forward…and landed on my face.
"Sorry!" Kiba, who I landed on, apologized.
"Hey! You okay???" Victor picked me up as I had anime swirly eyes…
"Yes…" I said and jumped up. I stared at Kiba and his dog Akamaru… "OOOHHH! YOUR DOG IS SOOO CUTE!" I laughed as Akamaru jumped into my arms…Kiba smiled. We did intros…
"Damn it, how do we get back to Shangri-La…" I sighed. I looked around to see who was here. Everyone…oh my dog…Akika fell on Sasuke! I snickered and laughed…Akika never liked Sasuke very much and by the way they were glaring at each other with dark auras…man, it was a funny sight.
"So where you guys from?" Naruto called out after we did introductions.
"NARUTO! Don't be rude!" Sakura hit Naruto on the head but I could tell she was curious to know.
"Yes, do tell" Gai grinned at us…
"So his teeth do shine! He must use a lot of white strips and Colgate to make it shine like that," I whispered to Akika.
"I don't know…might be dentures," Akika whispered back and we tried our best not to burst out laughing, we failed. We tried coughing.
"We're from different places," Victor said…despite our laughing/coughing, Geeez that guy should really lighten up!
"Well, you better find an inn, some spies from the sand village are suspected to be lurking about but to be safe Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Kiba, Hinata, Shino and Gai's group will accompany you," Kakashi told us.
"WHAAAT? NO WAY! UH-UH! I wanna go with you guys!!!" Naruto shook his head, whining.
"Yes, please take him with you, I don't want a wimp whiny brat bothering me!" I glared at Naruto. Everyone but Naruto, Sasuke and I laughed at what I said. Sasuke did crack a small smile.
"WIMPY? WHINY? BRAT? I'll come but I wont like it one bit," Naruto said, highly offended.
"NOOOOO! TAKE HIM WITH YOU!" Akika and I screamed, another round of laughter.
"Hmph, grow up," Naruto tried to act mature.
"Sure, grandpa," I muttered.
"They will escort you to your destination or inn" Kakashi smiled and dashed away with the other ninjas.
"How much money do we have?" Akika asked Hakkai.
"Apparently none" Hakkai shook the empty moneybag…complete silence except Naruto and Sakura arguing about something…
"We're broke?" Nyozeka stared at the moneybag. We were still silent.
"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!" Akika shrieked at Psi who jumped up in surprise, thus breaking the silence.
"MY FAULT??? HOW IS IT MY FAULT?!" Psi shouted after getting over the shock. Boy, they sure don't get along…like oil and water, no matter how hard you try, you can't mix them together.
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO JUST HAD TO BUY THAT CRAPPY EXSPENSIVE GUN!" Akika roared. The other side of the group, Goku and Gojyo were bickering about.
"YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BOTTOMLESS PITT! WASTING ALL OUT CASH ON FOOD!" Gojyo yelled at Goku. Oh boy…
"OOOOH!! YOU THINK I SPENT ALL THE MONEY?! YOU SPENT IT ALL ON BEER AND SMOKES, YA DAMN KAPPA!" Goku growled. Now Victor, Nyozeka, Charm and I were just watching all this, Hakkai smiled…
"Wow fireworks!" I smiled, munching on a bag of chips.
"Do they always argue like this?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah…" answered Charm "Pass" Charm indicating my chips.
"It's kinda like how Sakura and I argue sometimes except she punches me a lot," Naruto stated.
"This is pointless…" Neji frowned.
"Yes…" Tenten agreed. It was sooo likely she liked Neji.
"Hinata are you alright? You don't seem yourself lately…" Kiba worried over Hinata while Shino nodded his head agreeing to what Kiba was saying.
"Hmmm…that guy looks like he's gonna blow…" Rock Lee sweatdropped at the sight of Sanzo…
"Yup, he's sure to blow…cover your ears…its gonna get loud…" I warned them.
"SHUT UP!!!" Sanzo roared, shaking with anger, using his idiot fan with one sweep, hitting all the arguing people, including Sakura and Naruto.
"MAKE ME!" all of them said together, Sanzo used his gun. I laughed, it was a hilarious sight. All of them dodging bullets…from an angry priest! It started to rain.
"It's so cool," I breathed in the now cool air with pleasure. The rain felt good as it washed away everyone's worries.
"We sure get going, the sun has gone down and we don't want you guys catching colds," Tenten said a few minutes later after Akamaru (Kiba's dog) sneezed.
"Oh yes…you guys have better sense of smelling than us, can you smell it and Shino, can you hear them?" I asked Shino ad Kiba, who nodded. Akika indicated she could sense them too.
"What?" Victor asked when Nyozeka also nodded.
"Wait for it…" I said and a second later they arrived.
"Wow, you're a rowdy group," a giant group of sand village assassins arrived.
"Bring it on, amateurs!" Psi took out his two guns as a few more spies arrived. It took a few seconds to find out what was going on…
"Guys, this village is being attacked," I said out loud.
"We know, you, guests, should go for cover," Rock Lee's voice grew serious "Leave it to us"
"And run away from a good fight? No way! That'll be wimpy!" Akika grinned.
"Akika, go one on one with the leader" I pointed at a guy with a sword. She nodded. "Boost me up" I said to Victor, Goku and Charm as they nodded. I stared at Akika's battle in the distance.
"Pay attention!" Charm shouted over the battle and beating rain.
"Let's go!" I shouted.
"Extend Nyoi-bo!" Goku cried, making his weapon longer and he balanced himself on it. Victor and Charm boosted me up high and I somersaulted upwards. Goku boosted me up higher. I waited a little longer until I felt myself free falling a bit.
"Rain of fire!" My instincts and I shouted as one, I didn't know how it happened but somehow I made the rain turn to fiery embers of beautiful orange-red. It didn't go out and didn't hurt my friends and companions. I softly landed as I spotted someone I didn't recognize land.
"Are you okay?" this guy had turquoise hair and pure pitch black eyes-err eye…Hair covered his right eye and had some sort of black silk bandana with hair blond hair sticking out of the back. Like a lion's mane…
"Yes, fine, I am Lion" he greeted me with a small smile.
"Nice to meetcha! I'm Tsuki, Tsuki Hanone!" I gave him a closed eyed grin "But right now this village is being attacked and if ya can't fight, go away"
"Talk to you later?" he bit his gloves and pulled them off.
"Sure," I watched as Lion stuffed his gloves in his coat and shook his hands once…he had some kind of device on his arms and when he shook them, silver claws came out. He waved behind his head as he charged into the raging battlefield slashing expertly. We finished off the battle easily.
"Thank you, visitors," an ANBU guy.
"Hn, whatever" Sanzo was smoking once more.
"Yeah, it was good exercise, has been awhile," Gojyo said.
"Bye bye!!!" I shouted to Kiba and the others. They waved, confused. A wave seemed to sweep over all of us and bring us back to Shangri-La.
The telatubbies were there once more.
"THEY CAN REINCARNATE?!" Akika yelled, pointing at the evil TV show characters.
"NOOOOO KILL THEM!!!" I screamed in horror. Suddenly a TV landed beside the telatubbies and sucked them back in the TV. I quickly changed the channel.
"Cool! It's Invader Zim!" I grinned.
"Wow, it must be Friday in our world…" Akika stated.
"Meh, this shows in our world too, its one of the oldest shows ever…but it's still so funny," Charm told us.
"Charm, shut up and watch!" Psi smashed his brother's head.
"What's that?" Goku pointed at the TV. Akika and I stared at him…then somehow, our minds hit a loop hole and we began to sing the fishy song!
I like to swim up and down
Back and forth
All around
I like to-
OH NO! MERCURY!
man, i didnt do so good. Im working on another story also. Im kinda having writer's block. x.x I wont start on Chapter 3 till i finish the story i started.