Previously in Chapter 4...
Just as Silver and co. were leaving the gym room, Tails was running down the hall in a hurry. They just stared, and even when Tails was gone, they still stared, with a mixed feeling of confusion and pity for the little idiot.
"Okayyyyyyyy...what's with him?"...
"Hey boob, what's the rush?" Silver asked.
"Don't ask, he'll just come back." Rouge whispered.
"Oh, really...Just wait and observe..." Silver whispered back.
Tails had stopped running, turning around to see who would dare call him a boob. For some stupid reason, which is why he's a boob, Tails looked in just about every direction but behind him, which is where the voice came from. After five minutes, no one could take it anyomre.
"Behind you, dumbass..." Tai had said angrily.
"What the devil do you think you're doing? Didn't we just discuss not to call him down here!" everyone else yelled out loud.
It seems as if the yell had a very high audible level in it. 'Cause suprisingly enough as it is, Tails actually looked behind himself. And remembering the event that happened five minutes ago, he got an angry look on his face, stompng very loudly down the hallway. Although all of this could've been avoided if he just bothered to look backward.
"What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy running away in a panic here?"
"No, not really. You were more running away like you did something wrong and have absolutely no idea what's about to happen next." Amy said.
"No I didn...nooo, wait, that's pretty much it. But why are you just standing out here doing nothing?" Tails asked.
"Bien, boob, estábamos en nuestra manera al período pasado y terminar alrededor este día excéntrico de gargantually-aumento antes de que usted agregara al eccentricness funcionando abajo del vestíbulo por ninguna razón evidente..." Silver said, which translates to,"Well, boob, we were on our way to last period and about to end this gargantually-increasing eccentric day before you added to the eccentricness by running down the hallway for no apparent reason..." The sudden use of Spanish aroused curiosity for a brief moment, which soon led to confusion as to what exactly it was Silver said.
"If you're wondering what he said, then listen and listen good:'Well, boob, we were on our way to last period and about to end this gargantually-increasing eccentric day before you added to the eccentricness by running down the hallway for no apparent reason...'" Tails told them. Hearing the translation cleared up the overwhelming confusion.
"Which reminds me, why are you running down the hallway for no apparent reason...?" Jelea asked.
"Hmm, I'm not sure if I should tell you, after calling me names and all..." Tails said. This little piece of news caused everyone to glare a Silver.
"What? You glare at me as if I'm the one he heard call him a dumbass, which need I remind you, Tai was the one he heard." Silver protested.
"True." everyone else said as they glared at Tai.
"Stop. This is getting us nowhere. Tails, could you please be so glad as to tell us what's the problem before I hang you from your neck?" Silver said. "You know by now that I have no problem doing that."
"Fine, fine, whatever. The next class was Computer, right?" Tails started.
"So?" everyone else said.
"Anyway, I was going early to see who are teacher was..." Tails said as he tried to tell his story, and was interrupted.
"Annnnnnnddddddd?"
"I saw that it was...Tenchi!"
"Wait. WHO? " the others asked, except Silver.
"What the fuck is a Tenchi? Tenchi, am I saying that right?" Tai had said.
"Man, you people don't watch anime alot, do you?" Tails said in disappointment.
"This is bullshit. We're not getting anywhere with this. Just because this so-called anime person or whatever is our instructor doesn't explain why you were running like a little bitch." Shear said.
"Let me finish. After that, I came in to greet him, surprised that a fictional character could be real! My dreams came true at that moment..." Tails tried to explain, but was interrupted again.
"And thennnnnnnnnnnn..."
"Then I saw a woman with her head sticking out the wall with light blue spiky hair-"
"You was scared of that? Wow, you really are a bitch." Amy responded. "Could you please stop making injections, its getting annoying!" Tails exclaimed, as he was interruped again.
"He's right Amy, let the little bitch finish his story." Jelea said.
"Thanks. Now as I was saying, first I saw a head, then I saw her body, and the next thing I know, I'm looking at a whole person. B-" Tails tried to say, but got interrupted yet again.
"Oh, God, just get on with it!" Silver yelled in desperation.
"Why don't you shut the fuck up so I can, you fuckin' queer!" Tails yelled. "And as I saw who came out of the wall, my other dream came true. It was a naked woman. I mean, like, skin naked. With her bare ass and tits and everything. With me having no prior experience to this, I ran in panic, where I am now." A silence passed. "I'm taken aback that no one's interrupting me now." That's probablybecause Tai and Shear had left for the computer lab at breakneck speed, hoping Tails was telling the truth so they can fill their perverted desires. And because Silver and the girls had better manners than to interrupt people while they're talking.
"They are so patethic, having to look at teachers' lady friends naked..." Silver said, as he walked down to the computer lab also, to see if his theroy was right.
"That's all? You stalled us for 10 minutes over that? What are you now, 15? You're grown up enough not to be scared of a naked woman by now, Tails." Rouge said.
"No I'm not...I'm overdue by 3 years." Tails defended miserably.
"This is getting nowhere." Amy and Rya said in unison as they walked away from the soon-to-be argument.
2 minutes later, in the lab of computers
Shear and Tai just burst open through the door to see that, at the moment, Tails was half-right. There was a woman in the classroom with Tenchi, but the part about being naked was a complete lie, sort of. by the time they both stepped in, the woman Tails was talking about (who you should know by now as Ryoko) already had on clothes covering up private areas.' I'm gonna get him for this' they both thought. Another two minutes later Silver walked into the classroom. Upon surveying inside, he could confirm that his theroy was right. After doing so, he took a seat in back, acting as no one was in the room. Shear and Tai followed suit.
A short quietness passed before the door was opened again, this time with Amy, Jelea, and Rya stepping in. All three stared at the somewhat akward scene before also taking a seat.
"OK, now is everyone here?" Tenchi asked. With no answer, he continued with the traditional fake greeting teachers are forced to do by a End User Greeting Agreement (EUGA).
"Actually, no. There's still several students that ain't arrived yet." somebody said. Tenchi turned torward the voice to see it was none other than Silver.
"Silver, what a surprise. I didn't expect to see you in school." Tenchi said.
"I could say the same. But that's beside the point. What brings you to myuniverse?" Silver asked.
"Long story."
"Yet why pose as a teacher?"
"The principal said I'd get paid 20,000 yen if I did. I was flat broke in my world so I took the job."
"Interesting. And yetI only come 'cause I have nothing better to do. Strange phenomenom." Silver ended.
"I know what you mean. That's why I came along. And because I thought I could get some alone time with the privates of my little Tenchi..." the still-unnamed-in the-story woman said. The almost-full class were still puzzled as to who she was.Both Silver and Tenchi took this into account. So they both took it upon themselves to introduce Ryoko to the class.
"Oh, uh, this is Ryoko, everyone." Silver said. "She's going to be assisting me in today's lesson." Tenchi finished.
"Teacher, can yo fiiine assistant help me understand what it feels like to have sex, have my dick sucked on, and suck on doube-D sized tits?" Tai asked. Jelea was just about ready to slap him until...
"You wish...and didn't I just say I'm seeing someone?" Royko said.
"No.And, duh, I just said i wishedso." Tai said back. ...CRACK! You can guess from here. "What is wrong with you?"
"If you won't do it with him, can you do that to me?" a random person called out.
"Or me?"
"Maybe me?"
"What about my sister? Could you fuck with her?" Everyone stared at this person, not becausesaid person was a girl, but because he was trying to turn his sister's room into a strip bar, who went to this school. After this a long line of random shouts came from the other boys in the class.
Tenchi sidestepped torward Silver. "Are they always like this?" he asked.
"Yes, unfortunately. That's why I fake like I have somewhere to go when this happens. But I can't now cause school is still taking place." Silver said.
Tenchi looked around the classroom, noticing that no one was paying attention to him anymore. "WellI can see that nothing important's happenning, so I now dismiss class." No one else heard this because the boys, girls, and Ryoko were getting into it (or arguing in this case). Silver disappeared from the classroom to his dorm room to get some sleep.
Back in the computer lab, about 33 minutes from the previous paragraph, the quarreling had settled down. Long enough for Tenchi to tell the class that6th period has been over with for almost half an hour. The remaining students filed out of the classroom in a somewhat orderly fashion. No stampeding, no sparks of attitude, just simply walking out of the classroom. But Tai and Shear were smarter than that. They stood just outside of the closed door, listening for anything sex-oriented with a sound-amplifying device Tai pulled out of nowhere.
"Now that those kids are gone, we can get back to our, prevoius plans." Ryoko whispered.
"What!" Tenchi yelled.
"You know what I'm talking about." Ryoko said as the lightsound of a shirt being pulled off was transferred through the sound amplifying device. This made Tai and Shear look through the glass opening, forgetting it was blurred 2 seconds later.
"That's just great. Free porno only to be blocked by a fucknig blurred glass." Shear said.
"Don't fret, pimps never sweat. I just happen to have transparent equipment." Tai told him. Note: this is a completely made-up device. Tai pulled out a small camera, a 15" HDDCP flat panel monitor, and a mini-USB cord. He put the mini end of the cord into the mini-camera,(which can project crystal clear images no matter the obstacle) and put the other end into a USB port on the monitor.
"And volia, free porn!" Tai said.
"Where'd you get this?" Shear asked him.
"This is much too complicated to be sold in stores. I made this."
The monitor showed Ryoko on top of Tenchi, both of them naked on the teachers' desk, having sex. The sight of this made Tai's and Shear's 9-inchpenises swell. This continued for about 2 hours till an outburst from Tai came out.
"I can't take this anymore! I must get in on that action!" he cried as he burst through the door.
"Wait!..." Shear said as he tried to stop him.
As Tai entered the classroom, he tore his pants off. "Move over, Tenchi! I'm getting that pussy if it's the last thing I do!" he yelled as he threw Tenchi off the desk.
"Hey, what are you do-" was all Ryoko got to get out until Tai put his cock into Reyoko's pussy, starting to have sex. Still outside, Shear just closed the door again and watched through the transparency equipment.
"Ohh,...oh...oh YES! Gimme more of that, you know how I like it!" Ryoko yelled.
"My pleasure." Tai said.
This is pretty much what happens for another two hours, so I won't describe what happens during that period of time. but I can say what happens after...The principal came in to give Tenchi his pay for teaching, but as she walked into the room,...well, let's just say it's not good. "What is going on in here?" Ms. Y asked.
"Great sex. That's what's going on." Tai said.
"This is a disgrace! Raping teachers! This is exactly why sex ed had to be taken out. Tai, you're suspended from classes for two semesters!" Ms. Y yelled out loud. She started to walk out of the room, but she stopped, and said"And as for you, bust-down lady, you are forbidden to come to this school ever again!"
Ryoko and Tai looked at each other with sad eyes, not being able to see each other until school was out. Shear was puzzled, for good reason, because Ryoko and Tenchi started to disappear back to their own world.
"Don't forget me!" was Ryoko's last words before she and Tenchi disappeared completely.
"Taht, wasss wierd." Shear said.
"Yeah. But I'll never forget her." Tai said.
As they were walking down the hall to go to their dorms, Shear brung up a question.
"You're going to forget her, aren't you?"
"Of course I will. Its the way of A Pimp Named SchlipTai. Which I completely made up." Tai said. Nothing more was said.
And Chapter 5 is over with! Wow, that took a long time to write! Chapter 6 should take only about a few weeks to do though, what with it being only about a 1000 something words. If it turns out to be way more than that, don't be surprised. It might go into thelow 3000's possibly. R&R please