Chapter 2

After getting in some studying, Harry walked in the common room. There he caught Ron and Hermione making out on the couch. Hermione was about to take off her shirt, when Harry made it clear he was there. Hermione squeaked and covered up.

"Sorry. I'll go."

"No, its ok Harry." Hermione said. Hermione walked to the door. "I think I'll go study anyway."

"Dude!" Ron said a tad bit upset.

"What?"

"I was just about to get some action, and you ruined it." Ron said.

"How do you think I feel?" Harry said in his defense. "I seriously feel like I'm going to vomit."

"If you could live through You-Know-Who almost killing you, I think you could handle Hermione and I…" Ron didn't finish his sentence because he didn't have to.

"Well I was a baby. I had no clue what was going on. And I would very much like it if I didn't see your bare ass. Or any other part of your anatomy for that matter." Harry said.

"Hey ladies." Fred and George said walking into the common room from the stairs to the dormitories.

"Hey." Ron said.

"So brother…" Fred said sitting to Ron's right. George sat to Ron's left.

"We saw you with Hermione." George said.

"And we would like to talk to you about…"

"Sex." They said in unison.

"I already know what sex is."

"Really?" Fred asked with a grin.

"How many ways can you have sex?" George asked.

"One way." Ron said with confidence. The twins chuckled.

"On the contrary my brother." Fred said.

"There are three ways." George finished. "There's anal sex, oral sex, and vaginal sex."

"Ew." Ron and Harry said together.

"You see…" Fred started.

"You know the third way, which is vaginal sex. Which is what you were about to do with Ms. Granger."

"Anal is through the butt and oral is well… How should I put this George?"

"You know why they call that one toothbrush Oral B?"

Ron and Harry faced each other. "EW!" they shouted together.

"Now, we'll go into that later. First we'll talk about the dangers of STD's and pregnancy." Fred said.

At this point Ron and Harry started to run out of the room.

"Wait! We have diagrams!" Fred shouted.

"And a slideshow!" George shouted.

Later that day, Harry met Samantha in the library. They took a walk around the campus and talked until they were outside by the lake. They sat down on the firm but soft grass. Samantha looked amazingly beautiful with the wind blowing her hair softly. Samantha caught Harry staring at her.

"What?" she asked sweetly. Harry shrugged. Samantha giggled. She looked into Harry's eyes. She started to move in closer, their lips mere inches apart. At that moment, Fred and George's words came into his mind.

Why do you think they call that toothbrush Oral B? Oral sex…

Before Samantha could kiss Harry, he ran off screaming like a little girl. Samantha sat there in confusion and pouted.

"Go away Meredith!" Snape ran past Samantha. Snape dove into the lake and stayed there until Meredith unhappily went back to heaven. It was meatloaf today, Meredith's favorite.

Samantha got up and walked back to her dormitory upset and hurt. As Harry walked into the dormitory he saw Fred and George showing Neville Longbottom their slideshow. After he gagged, he made his way over to Hermione.

"Hey Harry." Hermione said with a grin on her face.

"What are so happy about?"

"Fred told me about your little talk earlier. I find it humorous."

"Humorous? I almost barfed." Harry said. As Ron walked in, he gave Harry a signal to go sit on the couch. Ron pulled Hermione upstairs with a plastic bag in his other hand. Harry didn't know, and wanted it to stay that way.

Ron tossed Hermione on his bed, and Ron went on top of her. They started to make out. Ron broke apart.

"I got the toothbrushes." Ron said. Ron pulled two Oral B toothbrushes out of the bag. Hermione rolled her eyes and walked out of the dormitory. The moment was gone.

"Hey Harry."

"Hey Neville." Harry replied. Harry looked at Neville who was staring at Harry. "Can I help you?"

Although Neville had some ideas in his mind, he shook his head.

"Oh, some creepy guy told me to give this to you." Neville said. It was a piece of parchment. It was a note. It read:

Dear Harry Potter,

We must meet tonight in the forbidden forest. Come alone. Eh, you can bring Ron and Hermione. Catch you later!

M.R.

Harry looked at the note wide-eyed. Oh snap, Harry thought.

Author's Note: So, did you like it? If you guys have any ideas about what you want to happen don't be afraid to tell me. I'll try and see if I can stick it in my story. So for now, adios amigos! (hehehehe, that rhymed)