The New "Girl"
Disclaimer: Dude, I don't own.
Boy or not! He's hot
Stan watched the small redheaded teen walk into the school. His tight white t-shirt showed off his small frame and his tight jeans showed his shapely body. Stan couldn't take his eyes away from Kyle's cute little ass. Stan Marsh wondered what was wrong with him. Never in his 17 years of life had he ever questioned his sexuality. He had actually been quite the ladies man and not until now had he ever been attracted to a boy. It wasn't just Kyle Broflovski's looks that made him so damn cute. It was his attitude, his confidence, and the fact that Stan was pretty sure if he wasn't careful Kyle would kill him. Sure his girl friend Wendy Testaburger attempted to kill him daily, but there was no doubt in his mind that Kyle could actually kill him. The thought of someone giving Stan a run for his money was exciting. At one time Wendy being both smart and an amazing fighter drove him wild, but then he figured out simply agreeing with her would shut her up and kill her fighting spirit.
"Bet he's the same way." Stan mused out loud. A second later he was zapped out of his thoughts by a swift smack to the head.
"You're not listening to me! Are you Stanley?!" Stan looked down at the brunette bombshell and smiled sweetly.
"Of course I did Wendy. You and Bebe are planning on having a surprise party for Token's 17th birthday." Stan said slightly smug. He had perfected the art of listening to her babble about what ever pathetic problems she had. Wendy smiled sweetly and latched on to Stan, hand and hand they entered the school.
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Kyle Broflovski was having a better second day then first. Most of the male population had stopped asking him out and knew he was a boy; His mom didn't freak out on him this morning, and his little brothers principle apologized for mistaking him for a 13 year old instead of a 17 year old.
"Hiya Kyle." Kyle sighed and turned seeing Kenny with a smirk on his face. The blonde baby blue eyed boy let a chuckle escape his lips when the redhead teen sighed.
"Awww, you're so cute when you're pissy." Kenny said with a happy grin. "Anyway, hey man I am sorry for thinking you were a hot chick." Kyle sighed and nodded his ok. What was the use of staying mad; if he did he wouldn't make any friend's. Kyle smiled sweetly up at the blonde boy and Kenny smirked.
"Soooo, you're like the hottest student here." Kenny said with a wink earning him a smack to the head.
"I thought you said you were sorry!!" Kyle growled out to the blonde who simply smiled.
"I said I was sorry I thought you were a girl, Never said that I wouldn't hit on you. You're fucking hot as hell." Kyle groaned and put his head in his hands.
"Fine…Whatever! Let's just get to class." Kenny smiled and followed the redhead to homeroom his eyes never leaving his friends ass. Kyle quickly walked into the classroom well aware of Kenny's gaze.
"Kenny, if were gonna be friends at least look at my ass when I don't notice." Kyle grumbled at as he took his seat and watched as Kenny took his seat with a smirk before answering.
"So then, I can look at your ass…as long as I don't get caught." Kyle paused and carefully thought over the conversation. Technically that's what he said, but that wasn't the answer he was looking for. Kyle glared and let out a long sigh before tossing up his hands in defeat. Kenny smirked and chuckled at his flustered friend and quickly moved away a piece of hair that fell into his face. The gesture earned Kenny a cute blush from Kyle and smack to the head from Bebe.
"Leave the poor boy alone you lecher." Bebe yelled as she took her seat.
"Kyle I am so sorry about yesterday…Can you forgive me?" Kyle smiled kindly at the over developed girl.
"No big Bebe…Happens all the time." Kyle sighed as he let out an adorable giggle that made both Kenny and Bebe drool.
"You cool off fast." Kyle groaned and glared at the source of the voice. Kyle was still quite angry at his childhood best friend. Stan smiled at took his seat next to redheaded cutie.
"You gonna answer me Kyle?" Stan asked as the said redhead ignored him and seemed to be interested in what ever Kenny was doing. Stan followed Kyle's gaze to a brightly colored warped candy.
"Kenny…is that a coffee flavored hard candy??" Kyle said with a sugary sweet voice. Kenny smiled up at his new friend and smirked as he held up the candy in his hand.
"Yes, why it is Kyle. I take it you have a thing for these candies." Kenny said with an even bigger smirk when Kyle nodded his head yes. "This is my last one and I just might give it to you, but it depends on what you give me."
"Is that so Kenny McCormick…?" Kyle said in a seductive tone that no one would be able to miss. The redhead smiled cutely and slowly walked over to the blonde that currently was holding his favorite candy. Times like this made the beautiful redheaded boy happy for his good looks. With a smug grin Kyle comfortably positioned himself onto Kenny's lap and crossed his leg. The redhead grinned when the blonde boy under him blushed and smiled. Slowly Kyle wrapped his arms around the taller blonde teen's neck and giggled.
"Please can I have it?" Kyle chimed out playfully. The blonde smiled and slipped the sweet coffee flavored candy into the redhead's mouth. The said redhead smiled and moaned a little implying his thanks and then planted a sweet tasting kiss on Kenny's lucky lips. Kyle then removed himself from the slightly excided blonde's lap winked at him and took his seat next to his silently fuming childhood best friend. For a minute the class was silent while Kenny desperately tried to get his hormones in check. Then finally Kenny let out a happy sigh and grinned up at Kyle who was still sucking on his candy.
"I need to get more of those candies!" Kenny chuckled out as Bebe and Kyle burst out laughing. Kyle sighed he could feel Stan glaring at him and Kenny.
"What Stan?" Kyle groaned out as the said brunette continued to glare.
"You won't even talk to me, but you'll give the biggest horn dog in school a lap dance." Stan blurted out earning a glarer from both Kenny and Kyle.
"Dude we were just joking around." Kenny said as he raised his eyebrow.
"Besides he actually said he was sorry. The most you did yesterday was drool over me in gym class then at home!" Kyle growled out as he crossed his arms and glared. Stan sighed and sunk into his chair. He had just made things worse and he didn't know how to fix it.
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Stan sighed and growled as he watched Gregory smile at Kyle. He looked like a lion stalking his pray as he slowly made his way towards Kyle and Stan with a smug smile.
"Hey Kyle, welcome back…" Gregory purred out in a deep British accent. He had moved back to South Park in their freshmen year. He had skipped a grade and now was their upper class men, and always seemed to know how to one up Stan. Stan hated Gregory and hated the way he was staring at his redheaded friend.
"Uhhh…Thanks?" Kyle said as he went back to finishing his jumping-jacks. Gregory smiled and circled Kyle like a hawk. "Uhhh…Can I help you Gregory?"
"Yes, go on a date with me this afternoon." Both Stan and Kyle eyed Gregory with fire in their eyes. Stan was pissed because he hated Gregory; Kyle was pissed because it sounded like an order.
"LIKE HELL HES GONNA GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!!!!" Stan yelled out before Kyle could even think of what to say. Now Kyle wasn't so mad at Gregory for demanding a date from him.
"I Can answer things for myself you know!" Kyle growled out.
"Sorry princess just thought you were saving yourself for Kenny." Stan mentally slapped himself. The words just kind of left his mouth before they had his permission, and the "you must die now" look Kyle was giving him made him curse himself.
"…" Kyle was so mad all he could do was glare with silent flames.
"…" Stan was too sacred to say or move so he just stared and felt like an idiot with his mouth open.
"…" Gregory just smiled, and then went on to say "So, what's your answer then "Princess"?" And then both Kyle and Stan screamed "NO!" and walked off in huff in opposite directions of the gym. Both were happy when the coach announced for them to change. Kyle left in a hurry and Stan stayed to help clean the locker room. With a sigh the brunette lectured himself on what to say and not to say in the presence of Kyle Broflovski. He didn't even know why he was getting so angry in the first place. It made no sense to Stan. Everything was fine and happy until that redheaded, loudmouthed, cute, boy came back to South Park. Now life was fun.
"What are you doing to me Kyle?" Stan asked a doge ball before he left to change. No one was supposed to be in changing room. Stan had spent a lot of time out in the gym, so it came to surprise when he came upon a half striped Kyle. It was a pleasant surprise but a surprise none the less. The next surprise was more of a worried surprise and before he could think it over Stan was out of his spot safe at the door and next to Kyle.
"Good lord boy, were you fighting bears?" Stan asked an angry, flushed, and embraced Kyle. Stan ran his hand gently across the large black bruise that took up space on Kyle's Peaches and Cream chest. The black bruise clashed horribly with his light skin and stuck out. The other bruises on Kyle's shoulders and back weren't as bad as this one but still didn't go unnoticed.
"Kyle…What happened?" Stan whispered as he looked back to the redheads face. Kyle smiled and through his shirt on in a hurry and left a confused Stan alone to his thoughts.
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Gregory wasn't one to take no for an answer and as long as Kyle was single and dating someone he knew he couldn't win against he was fair game. Gregory was the type of boy who liked pretty things and Kyle was very pretty, so it came to no surprise when Gregory found that he wanted Kyle. In Gregory's mind he was god's gift to everyone so Kyle would want him too. In Kyle's mind he was a pompous ass, unworthy of his time, and was currently in his way to the lunch table where Kenny, Bebe, Wendy, and Stan currently where and Kyle was hungry.
"Sorry Gregory, I can't date you I already have someone." Kyle lied, but in his defense what other choice did he have?
"Really…Who…?" Gregory asked with a grin. Kyle sighed and looked over at the table where his two friends and that forgetful idiot who was supposed to be his childhood best friend and his bitchy girl friends sat. Kyle started with Bebe. Sure Bebe would cover for him and probably have a good time doing so, but no one would believe it. Stan would work if Kyle wasn't so mad at him and he didn't have the girlfriend stuck to his arm currently trying to force feed him pudding. That left Kenny and they already made a big scene with the candy bit that morning, besides Kenny was cute with his blue eyes and blonde hair. "Kenny it is" Kyle whispered in his head before flashing Gregory a big smile.
"Kenny McCormick" Kyle proudly announced before he walked off and to stand next to his new and unaware fake boy friend. Kyle smiled sweetly at Kenny before jumping onto his all too willing lap and giving the blonde a nice, long, deep kiss and the redhead made sure Gregory saw the entire exchange. Kyle pulled away from the flushed and slightly giddy Kenny and smiled happily at Gregory. Both Gregory and Stan glared at the blonde who in return stuck his tongue out at both of them with a "HA, the cutest person in school just shoved his tongue down my throat…IN YOU FACE" look. The rest of the male population let of annoyed and sad sighs. Kyle removed himself from his fake boyfriends lap and smiled shyly.
"Sorry I used you Kenny." Kyle said with a smile. Kenny simply smiled and hugged the cute redhead to his chest.
"You can use me anytime you need you hottie you!" Kenny announced to the now mortified Kyle. Bebe couldn't help but laugh and flush at the same time. Stan glared and left his angry girlfriend behind a little confused.
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One good thing about Gregory is he never gave up on the things he wanted. It was also his down fall and was about to be his very painful demise.
"You could do so much better then a poor man-whore who could never take care of you in the future Kyle." Gregory stated to a slightly shocked Kyle. "I have money and I make the top grades here. Plus I am a star football player. It would look good to dump that good for nothing boyfriend of yours and upgrade."
"Upgrade…?" Kyle asked perplexed to why this guy couldn't take no as an answer.
"Why, yes my dear." Kyle eyed the blonde idiot in front of him good and hard before he answered him with his fists. The blow was hard enough to knock Gregory down and give him a nice black eye. Kyle left Gregory on the floor and walked back into the lunch room and latched on to a confused but not complaining Kenny just to make a point. Stan walked out from behind one of the doors and smiled proudly at Kyle's handy work. This is why he liked the little redhead. With a happy sigh Stan looked down at poor Gregory and chuckled.
"Guess asshole isn't his type" Stan announced to Gregory who was still on the floor.
"Your not his type either Stanly." Gregory shot back and smiled when Stan said nothing and instead walked away.
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Ike smiled down at his older brother and nodded his head. He didn't know that there were so many ways to say Gregory's an ass. All he knew was this conversation was getting nowhere.
"That ass, but I gave him a nice goodbye present before a left." Kyle said with an evil smile. Ike simply rolled his dark eyes and smiled at his cute older brother.
"You know you could have been rich if you became his trophy wife." Ike said with a smirk as he munched and a banana and followed Kyle to the front yard. Kyle didn't even honor that remark with a comeback and instead just glared and tossed a piece of his banana at him. Ike smiled and slipped his arms around his older brother's waist bringing him to his chest. It was hard to believe that Ike was the younger brother. He had already grown to 6 foot and looked more like a high school kid then a middle school student.
"Or you know you could just marry me." Ike whispered to his older brother earning him a smack.
"Who are you…?" A voice other then Ike or Kyle's asked. Kyle groaned and glared at Stan. The brunette never took his eyes off of Ike and couldn't help but feel like he met him before. Ike smiled at Stan with his arms still around his older brother.
"Hi Stan…!" Ike yelled out as Stan gave him a confused look. "Dude…how can you not know who I am…Its me Ike!"
"Ike? You look like you should be in high school!"
"Sorry Ike, Stan seems to have a really, really bad memory. If he didn't recognize his childhood best friend what makes you think he would recognize his childhood best friend's younger brother." Kyle said with hurt in his voice as he turned and left his younger brother and Stan alone. Stan sighed and scratched his head. He understood now why Kyle was so angry. Stan should have been the one person to know who he was, and he hadn't even said he was sorry.
"Ike, I'll be right back…I need to talk to your brother." Stan said as he took off after Kyle. Kyle sighed and stopped and was surprised by arms warping around him that belonged to Stan and not Ike.
"Stan, what the hell are you doing?" Kyle asked with a flush.
"Sorry, I am a jerk. I should have recognized you. I should have known it was you…I am sorry, so please lets be friends and stop ignoring me." Stan whispered to the redhead in his arms. Kyle smiled and wrapped his arms around Stan's neck and hugged him back.
"Ya…Ok dude I forgive you." Stan smiled and sat down at the bank of the river that ran behind their houses. Kyle sighed and sat next to him and looked at the water.
"By the way, I liked your handy work on Gregory." Stan said with a smile. Kyle smiled and giggled next to Stan, and again they both sat in silence and watched the sun go down. A smile reached their faces and neither of them could place the feelings they felt for each other, but they both knew they wanted to find out and they never wanted them to end.