Chapter 3

After Harry re-read the note five times, he ran upstairs and burst into the boy's dormitory.

"Ron! Ron!"

Harry stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Ron by himself.

"Where's Hermione?"

Ron pointed to his right.

"Oh. Struck out?"

"I don't get it. I got the toothbrushes and everything." Ron whimpered.

"Maybe she didn't want oral."

"Well she could have just said so."

Ron pouted. "Women."

"No kidding. Earlier, I was about to kiss that new girl Samantha. But then Fred and George's words kept playing in my head. I ran away screaming."

Ron laughed.

"Sure laugh at me. I could just as easily laugh at you." Harry said bitterly. Ron smiled in apology. "Anyway, I have to tell you and Hermione something."

"Tell me now."

"Fine. I got this note saying to meet someone tonight. I wanted you guys to come with." Harry said.

"Can't. I'm helping Hermione with her audition."

"What audition?"

"For the talent show silly."

"Oh."

"We'll come later. Promise." Ron said. Harry nodded his head.

"Its in the forbidden forest." Harry said.

"Well duh!"

Harry was in a state of confusion.

"Come on! Such a cliché! Creepy guy, creepy note, creepy place. It's like a horror movie but without the actors, cameras, and lackeys. And no one to get you a good cappuccino."

Harry nodded and walked out the door. As Harry was heading out, Hermione was walking in.

"So where are we practicing?"

Ron led her to the Great Hall.

"Professor Dumbledore lent me the space for tonight. And tomorrow night." Ron said as he plugged in a boom box.

"What's the boom box for?" Hermione asked.

"You're going to dance."

"Oh, I was thinking of playing the flute or the piano." Hermione said with a huge smile.

"Screw the flute and piano. You're never going to be accepted let alone win if you play the flute."

Hermione started to talk, but Ron cut her off.

"Or the piano."

Hermione sighed defeated.

"Ok. I'll show you the steps."

"Alright you're going to grapevine to the right and turn to the left. Then you're going pop, lock, and drop."

"I'm sorry. Pop, lock and what?"

"Drop. Like this." Ron said demonstrating. Hermione smiled and tried it.

"Got it."

Ron looked at Hermione memorized. "You're so hot."

Hermione blushed.

"Now once you stand up you're going to go down to touch your toes."

"Ok."

Hermione did it. Ron spanked Hermione's butt. Hermione sprung up immediately.

"Very good."

"Excuse me?"

"You're supposed to come up like that." Ron said smiling. "Now, you'll be wearing your white uniform shirt over a white tank top." Hermione nodded. "You will start to unbutton your shirt, and then you'll rip it off."

"Excuse me. Is this a strip tease? Where's the pole?" Hermione said. "I'm not doing this."

"Baby, just listen to the song. You'll love it."

"Ok."

Hermione took a seat in a chair. Ron turned on the music. It was "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls. Ron was performing the moves to the song. When Ron was ripping off his shirt, Hermione shifted uncomfortably in her seat. That's when Fred and George walked into the Great Hall. When Ron was done the twins were clapping and requesting encores.

"Very nice little bro." Fred said.

"Apparently, you haven't listened to a word we said. Luckily, we brought pamphlets." George said smirking.

"Go away." Ron said. "And no one wants those stupid pamphlets."

"I'll take one." Nearly Headless Nick said passing by.

"So, brother, is that what you're doing for the talent show?"

"No. I was showing it to Hermione. Its what she'll be doing." Ron said.

"Hmmm… Ms. Granger. Me like."

"Put a sock in it George." Hermione said. Then she turned to Ron. "And I'm not going to do a strip tease for the entire school to see!"

Hermione stormed out of the Great Hall.

"Nice one little bro." Fred said.

"Shut up. At least I have a girlfriend."

"Not for long."

Ron shook his head and ran after Hermione.

Harry walked uneasily into the forbidden forest. Creepy note, creepy guy, creepy place. This feels…creepy, Harry thought. Harry walked to the point where he was officially creeped out. It was dark, cold, and foggy. He started to turn and run when he bumped into Samantha.

"Samantha?"

"Harry?"

"Are you M.R.?" Harry asked.

"No. Those are my father's initials." Samantha giggled. She quickly stopped. "Oh no!"

"What?"

"Hello Harry." Harry turned around. "Its such a pleasure to meet you."

Standing in front of him was his biggest enemy.

"Can't say the same, Voldemort."

"Voldemort? No, my name is Moldemort." He said with a chuckle showing off his ugly teeth.

"Moldemort?"

"Yes."

"Voldemort?" Samantha giggled. "What kind of name is Voldemort?"

Harry gave out a dry laugh. "Yeah. Silly me."

"Now, I have a request."

"What?"

"Come to the dark side, Harry. We could use you. And we have many perks." Moldemort said.

"Like what?"

"We have cookies."

"Psht, like I can be bribed. Wait, cookies?"

Moldemort nodded.

"No! What am I saying? What kind?"

"A variety."

A plate of cookies appeared in front of Harry. Ron found Harry and ran to him.

"Hey Harry- COOKIES!"

Ron took a chocolate chip cookie. Harry smacked the cookie out of Ron's hand and glared at him.

"So, what will it be Mr. Potter?"

Author's note: So, did you like it? I enjoyed writing this chapter. Oh, and I have to give some credit out. In the first chapter or second (unsure) I used my cousin's phrase "blow it out your ass". So I have to give Let-The-Darkness-Take-Me credit. And my friend Melissa created the thing with cookies in this chapter. She is a genius!! Bye for now my readers!