-1A Typical Day In High School

Chapter 9: Who's The Boss (continued)

REMINDER: This is Rouge narrating.

Ah, yes, a no class period. A time where I can really relax and think of new ways to get on Knuckles' nerves. Annoying him is always a pleasure because he always gets mad. But that's why I love him…Huh?

I turned to my door and saw something that surprised me. My doorknob was moving voluntarily. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think it's supposed to do that. Oh, right, duh. I forgot I locked it. I guess Cream is trying to come in and get something. But she has a key, so that doesn't make sense. I walked up to the door and unlocked it. To my surprise, it was…T?

"What the hell are you doing here?" I asked impolitely.

He said to take that stupid looking hat off of my head. At first I assumed he was making a joke about my ears. So I kicked him in his shin and slammed the door in his face. I had never been so disgraced in my whole life! How dare that shitface make fun of the way I look! And in my own roo---.

Something caught my attention. My door was now opening by itself. I don't know how, but it was. Common sense told me it was T trying to apologize, but if that happened then it would be the end of the world. Definitely a sign of the apocalypse. Sure, it starts with apologizing. Then it'll turn into actually greeting people, and then into being polite. Next thing ya know, a giant explosion takes place and everyone dies because it's the end of the world. But then again I've done everything I've wanted with my life so it wouldn't even matter.

I took the first few steps to what could be the end of the world toward my door. To my surprise, it was Rya.

"How may I help you today?" I asked her.

For a second I was confused. Rya wasn't even looking directly at me when I opened the door. Instead, her eyes were fixed at my head, like she was staring at something. Something really embarrassing. We just stood there, me looking at her in confusion, Rya still staring at my forehead.

"If you're just going to sit there staring at my ears all day, I'll do you a favor and kindly ask you to go away," I said to break the silence.

Rya blinked her eyes as if she had just snapped out of a trance. She said that she was coming to see if what T had really said about me wearing a hat that looked like Foamy was knocking boots with my ear was true. At first I thought that this was some sort of inside joke between Rya and T. I really don't get why she doesn't just tell him she likes him already and stop sneaking around all the time spying on him so she can have actual dialogue between people in chapters. That kind of thing makes me sick. I mean, I like Knuckles, and he knows it…right? But anyway, back to this hat situation.

I asked, "What are you talking about?" Rya had a hint of surprise/sarcasm when she said that I haven't looked in my mirror yet. Under normal circumstances I would be annoyed right now, but a crisis on my hands…and big breasts…and big ass…damn it! Note, buy 20 cases of Focus Factor when this episode is over.

I decided to be rude for absolutely no reason and told Rya to go hore herself on the street and slammed the door in her face. And then, I noticed something. On the back of my door was me. "I" was wearing a hat that looked like Foamy was knocking boots with my ear. I had no idea how in the world could T and Rya know that sometime in the future this would happen. Oh, right…I forgot he stole the script and kept it locked up in his room. Anyway, I walked closer to my door slowly, taking in this situation. And then, I remembered that my mirror was on the back of my door. One could only imagine the level of embarrassment I felt when I realized that I had a Foamy hat on this entire time without knowing it. It's like one of those dreams when you show up to school one day and suddenly you're in your underwear, only 1.156 times worse. I immediately yanked off the hat and...

Rouge yanked off the hat and went to her bed to wait until her chemistry class started. It was a boring subject to her, and pretty much to anyone else but Shadow. That's why no one never really goes to chemistry except for the science enthusiasts.

Yeah, it's kinda short, but I have a project coming up and I needed a filler chapter. Until next time. Peace \/(peace sign).