Me: I hope Giga Bowser doesn't find out that I stole his pie…
Giga Bowser: IT WAS YOU (proceeds to kick my butt to the next dimension)
OW OOOH MAN AAUUUUUGHHHHH THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!
Shortly after the Smasher's ha recovered from Master Hand telling them they had to dress like normal people Zelda and Peach decided drag everyone to the mall but it was especially hard to get Samus to come along for they had to trap her.
"ok Zelda, do you know the plan?"
"of course! It's to put out some Crazy Hand, Brand armor wax out in the hallway and when Samus comes to pick it up the re-enforced anamantium net will fall on her trapping her!"
"Right, QUICK SHE'S COMING HIDE!"
Samus came walking down the hall and spotted the wax.
"what kind of moron uses crazy hand wax? That crap will turn your armor into squishy jelly!
Samus then procedes to pick up the can to throw it away but was trapped.
"DAMMMMMIIIIIITTTTTT" peach and Zelda jump out and run off with her"
"YOUR COMING SHOPPING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" peach yelled.
Soon after they had secured Samus in a containment chamber Peach went out to the van to get ready.
"BOWSER! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE VAN!" Peach yelled as she saw that the engine had been torn out of the van and a note on the hood said,
" To whom it may concern,
I have taken the engine out of the Van because I blew out the Koopa King's engine when I was racing against Mario and Luigi, and because I do not want to go to the mall to shop for new clothes.
Evilly,
Bowser"
Bowser just trudged in to the garage with a sub in one hand.
"WADDYA WANT? Cant you see im busy eating?" he roared.
"I NEED THAT ENGINE BACK!" Bowser just sat there with a bored expression finishing his sub from Smashway.
"aaaaand your point is?" Bowser said obviously annoyed. Peach began thinking of something she could do to get Bowser to get her a new engine and she remembered a photo that Zelda and her had taken to get back at Young Link for putting cooking oil in their suntan oil bottles.
Bowser watched catiously as peach pulled out her purse and fished out a picture.
As soon as Bowser's eyes saw the picture he went and visted his old friend Ralph Upchuck and agreed to get peach a new engine.
Later that evening after watching Bowser rip the engine out of the DK Jumbo (much to DK's dismay) Ganondorf was searching the garage for things to make the trip to the mall "interesting" and he spotted the picture of doom lying on the ground nest to a pile of Bowser barf and he picked it up. "HEY WHO GOT AHOLD OF THIS PICTURE OF ME POSING AT THE POOL IN A SPEEDO!"
Oooooooh im gunna have nightmares just imagining it. NEXT TIME THE MALL!