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Scary Stories Re-Told
Harold
There once were two young farmers. Richard and Garfield. When it got too hot in the valley they took the sheep to a cool green pasture up in the mountains.
And they usually stayed there for a month or so to make sure the sheep would be well fed.
"Its time to take the sheep, its getting to hot over here…"
"Yeah you're right…I think we should"
"Take the shovel and the stool…"
"Why do I always have to take it?"
"Because I said so…"
"Okay fine then 'dick'…"
The work they did up in the mountains was pretty easy, but it got really boring after a while.
Herding the sheep, cleaning the hut and tending the crops.
In the hut they ate their usual supper, baked potatoes and beans.
"Man this food sucks…"
"Well technically you made it…"
"I know but…"
"Yeah it does taste a little bad…"
It was always the same thing, eat, work, and sleep. Every single day it was the same routine, but one day Garfield had an Idea.
"Hey, why don't we make a life sized doll?"
"Yeah let's make one that looks like that old coot Wilson…"
And so they did, they made it out old salt sacks stuffed with hay. They gave it a pointy nose and one sinister looking eye.
Then they added grey string for hair, and an evil grin. And they named it Harold for no reason in particular.
"Ha ha that doll looks so retarded…!"
"Yeah it does!"
Every day on their way to the field they tied the doll to a pole in the middle of the field to scare away birds and any intruder.
And they brought it inside every night so that no one would try to steal it or destroy it.
When they felt like messing around, they sometimes asked:
"How's it going? Did you see any hot babes out there?"
"How are the sheep?"
And one of them would make a squeaky voice and say:
"I saw your momma, the sheep are awesome"
And they would laugh and laugh. But… of course…Harold would not.
When ever something went wrong they would take their anger out on Harold.
They punched him, they screamed at him
. And some times one of them would take some of their horrible food and smear it all over Harold's face.
"Do you like the food? No? Well that's too damn bad!"
"You have to eat it or else…"
And they would howl with laughter, but then one night while Garfield smeared food on the dolls face… it grunted.
"Did you hear that dude?"
"Whoa… yeah I did… I saw him do it…"
"How can a fucken doll grunt? It's made out of sacks of straw!"
"Maybe we should just burn it… then it won't do anything else…"
"Oh come on lets not do something stupid… we don't know why it happened… lets just keep an eye on him…when we go back to the farm we'll just leave him behind…"
"Okay then… I try not to say I told you so if something happen…"
"What can a stupid doll do to me?"
So they just left the doll sitting in a corner of the small hut.
They didn't go near it anymore; now and then the doll would make noises… but didn't do much else.
They just kept telling themselves that it was probably just a mouse that was making all those noises.
"It's just a doll right…"
"It can't hurt us so…"
"Yeah I don't think he will actually hurt us…"
Then one night, Richard noticed something odd.
"The doll is…growing…"
"Maybe it's just our imagination…we've been here to long…its getting to us."
The next morning while they were eating corn, Harold stood up and left the hut.
He got on the roof and ran back and forth, making knocking noises.
He did that for a long time.
The morning after her got off the roof and went to a far corner of the field.
"That thing is really creeping me out…"
"I'm telling you… lets burn it…"
"You know what, let's just take the sheep and go…"
"Okay then…"
They left, when they looked around and didn't see the doll anywhere they felt like they had escaped great danger.
They started singing and joking around, but when they had walked a mile or so they realized they had left their best stool behind.
It would cost a lot to replace it.
"Dude don't worry I'll go… there's nothing to be scared off… after all what can a stupid doll do to me?"
"Fine… but be careful…"
'I'm telling you… that doll won't do anything, I'll catch up with you okay"
And so Richard started walking towards the valley, and when he reached a small hill on the path he looked back for Garfield.
He was nowhere in sight, but he did see Harold.
Richard watched as he kneeled stretched out a bloody skin to dry out on the roof.
End
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