G is for "Gum"

Pairing: Roy x Ed

Warnings: PG-13

Disclaimer: I do not claim ownership of Fullmetal Alchemist or it's characters.

A/N: This was a quick one but I had fun writing it. Didn't have any good prompts for the letter so I asked my non-anime friend to help me and she came up with some really awsome ones. I think she was a bit apprehensive about my intentions for the word. Hehe...

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Roy sat at his desk, reluctantly doing his paperwork because Hawkeye had already informed him today that he was on his second strike. But it was so hard to concentrate on his work with Ed making those god-foresaken noises. With every smack of lips, Roy felt his irritation grow and the smacking of lips was something Roy generally assosiated with good things, especially in context to a Edward Elric. But not today.

The man put his pen down on the paper to start his curvy signature but another squishy sound and the smack of lips interrupted him.

" Edward!" Roy growled, geniuenely annoyed at his lover.

" What?" the boy asked looking up from his heavy alchemical text. It amazed Roy to no end that Ed browzed through those heavy texts as if they were magazines.

" Can't you chew with your mouth closed or something?"

Ed raised an eyebrow at the older man. " No." And proceeded to stick his tongue out at him. Roy's eyebrows arched into his hairline at Ed's behaviour.

" Why are you acting like such a child Edward? Chewing gum is a nasty habit," Roy ridiculed, trying to convince the boy to stop so he could get on with his work. He desperatly wanted to get his work done by the end of the day. Roy liked living and breathing as much as it looked like he took it for granted. He liked breathing very much, thank you.

Ed gave him a look, clearly onto what Roy was trying to do and wasn't letting it get to him. The blonde blew a large pink bubble in defiance, letting it pop loudly causing the man to jump. Ed grinned and turned back to his text continuing to chew noisily.

Roy stewed, arms crossed firmly and glared at the blonde sitting non-chalantly on his office couch. Then the dark-haired man smirked, knowing one way to shut the boy up. Roy stood and rounded his desk, stalking to the couch and flopping down on it beside Edward. Ed smirked and gave the man a side glance.

" What? Want a piece?" he sneered but was caught off guard when Roy's hands clasped his face and the man claimed his lips hungerily. Edward's brazen eyes fluttered shut and his breath caught in the back of his throat as Roy's lips moved over his. The man's tongue teased the seam of his lips and Ed opened his mouth willingly. Roy's tongue sought his and Ed offered it in return, dropping the book and surging against the Colonel wantonly. Then Roy broke away and Ed gasped in disappointment, hands reaching for the man but he stood away.

Roy grinned at Ed's neediness and stuck out his own tongue, showing the blonde the gum he had stole from his own mouth. Edward gaped at the older man as Roy blew his own bubble and returned behind his desk to get to work.

Ed picked the book off the floor and hid his embarrassment behind it as he sulked about Roy's victory over him. Roy began to chew happily, glancing up at the teen from his work. The man chuckled at the colour on Ed's face.

Ed frowned, " Chewing gum is a disgusting habit you know."