Whee! Second one-shot is here! And this one happens to be one of my favourite pairings! Enjoy! xD

Oh yeah, just to those who are curious, I'm only writing One-shots of the pairings that I am very aware of, which means that I know the characters well enough and the pairing too. (The pairings in the summary aren't all the pairings I'm doing don't worry.)

Disclaimer: The characters and pairings in these one-shots are not mine. They belong to Satoshi Tajiri and the people of Nintendo. :D

Some OOCness may appear here, well...that's what I believe.

T S U K A E N A I // Useless (ShinSato) ;;

That guy's useless.

He doesn't get it. Really.

What kind of trainer cares more about friendship and NOT power?!

Pfft, useless as always.

Shinji looked up and sighed. Without even turning his back, he knew that Satoshi was following him.

"Oi! Shinji! Wait up!" Satoshi yelled. Shinji kept walking up the steep hill as Satoshi increased his speed. "Hey. Didn't you hear me?" He growled.

"Hm? Oh sorry," Shinji replied sarcastically, "I thought it was the wind."

This ticked Satoshi off, BAD.

"You!" Satoshi screamed and chased Shinji until both boys reached the top. Satoshi gasped at the view while Shinji stood there, wondering how this kid could be fascinated simply by a cluster of trees and a long river reaching towards the horizon.

'Hmph. He really IS useless...' The purple haired trainer thought to himself. Satoshi looked at his rival with much happiness, which really freaked Shinji out.

"Uhh...why are you staring at me like that?" Shinji asked, trying to keep his cold and arrogant face on.

"Nothing Shinji. I...was just thinking..." Satoshi answered shyly.

"What?"

"Well, I'm curious. Why do you say everything's useless? Do you actually mean it?" Satoshi asked.

Shinji's eyes widened. He didn't know what to say. If he said that he did mean it, was that a lie or the truth? He had absolutely no idea.

"W-well..." Shinji mumbled, "I guess...I don't always mean it..."

Satoshi smiled as his rival stared at his feet and mumbled several inaudible words. Shinji's eyes were hidden by his long purple bangs as he twiddled his fingers.

"I see," Satoshi chuckled, "But you didn't answer my first question!"

Shinji raised his head a little and snorted, "Because there are things that ARE useless. Isn't it obvious?"

Satoshi laughed.

"What?!" Shinji roared. Still laughing, Satoshi tapped Shinji's back.

"Geez Shinji! You're so weird!" He teased. Shinji growled and looked away. He started walking down the hill until he felt numb.

Shinji couldn't move, he hated heights; and that made him upset.

"I'm so useless sometimes..." He complained as Satoshi ran towards him, "And I mean that."

"No you're not..." Satoshi whispered, "You may be mean and arrogant, but you're not useless. 'Kay?"

Shinji smiled a little and tried to hide it from his rival. 'Maybe he's not so useless afterall...' He thought. Satoshi was always there when he needed help, regardless of all those insults he said to the black haired trainer.

"Hmph. Is that so? Well..." Shinji paused to stare into Satoshi's brown eyes, "You're not that useless too..."

Is it me, or was Shinji coming on to Satoshi at the end? xD

Don't ask me why I said that Shinji was afraid of heights. I needed something to end the one-shot. :x

Anyways, One-shot three will be a "normal" pairing/GuyxGirl shipping fanfic.

You can probably see the pattern now; hey, I'm being equality nice to yaoi and anti-yaoi fans, even though I'm a huge yaoi fan myself. xD