(Scene: A small pet's cage in a schoolhouse. A hamster, turtle, and duck are asleep in the wood shavings. The animals strongly resemble Ki, Hiei, and Ren, respectively.)
(Ki wakes up.)
(Ki): Ok, what the heck?! I'm a HAMSTER! Ren!! Ren!!! Wherever you are, wake up!
(Ren jolts awake)
(Ren): What do you want, O, crazy hamster that sounds like Ki?!
(Ki): I am Ki!!!
(Ren): Prove it!!
(Ki): LOOK AT THE SCRIPT!!!
(Ren): Ha! What good will that do if I can't read?!
(Hiei): HEY! You crazy animals woke me up!
(We'll just pause for a moment to let these guys come to terms with their new animal identities. We really don't want to bore you guys with the gory details of how they finally figured out that they were indeed animals and how the ghost of Elvis appeared and told them of their sacred duty to save animals and inanimate objects. Oops, we just did….)
(Hiei): I can't believe it. I'm a turtle!! This is so against my character!!!
(Ren): Well, I'm a duck!! They're like, one of the most deadliest creatures on the planet!!
(Ki): Ren, a duck is not—
(The tin can in the back of their cage begins to ring. Ki picks it up.)
(Ki): Yes, this is Ki.
(Aushi): Help!!!! Kurama the Rose Bush is trapped in the middle of a pond, and as soon as Yusuke is done making out with me, he's gonna set Kurama on fire!!
(Ki): Keep him busy as long as you can!!!
(Aushi): I'll try!!
(Ki hangs up the tin can.)
(Ki): OK, everyone! Let's hop into the mystical wagon and save the bush!!
(Ren): Can I set it on fire?
(Ki): That's what we're saving him from!
(Ren): Crap! I never get to do anything!!
(Will the trio of animals ever save Kurama the Rose Bush? Tune in next chapter to find out!!)