Author's Notes: Honestly, I'm kind of nervous, because I am afraid to disappoint the reviewers. I'm worried that this chapter won't be as funny or good as the previous. And if it isn't, let me know where I went wrong. So if it totally sucks, I can rewrite it, I suppose.

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Disclaimer: I don't own Gakuen Alice or Know Your Stars. I own the weird statements that the announcer says, though! Haha.

Anyway, on with the story! (Is this even considered a story…? I doubt it.)

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Know Your Stars

Victim II: Shigure Sohma

By: Konnichiwa Minna

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Know Your Stars… Know Your Stars… Know Your Stars… Shigure Sohma… he sleeps with Kyou-chan.

With a perverted smile on his face, Shigure chuckled, then calmly spoke, "Even if I wanted to sleep with Kyonichi, I don't think he would let me! Besides, if I were to sleep with someone it would be high school girls!"

Liar... Kyou-chan even confirmed the previously stated fact.

"Really? Maybe he was telling you what was in his dreams. Anyway, I much rather sleep with my flower! But I don't think Kyonichi would allow that. What a shame," Shigure rambled, saying the last statement more to himself.

At night, Shigure dreams of high school boys.

"I cannot deny that your statement is true!" he replied not fully focused, therefore hearing what he wanted to hear, instead of what was really told.

A couple of seconds later, the announcer's words registered in his mind.

"What? Excuse me, I think you may have mistaken your statement. It's girls. High school girls!" he corrected, perverted thoughts still crossing his mind.

Shigure hates Ayame and bullies Hatori.

"Whaaatttttt? I do not! Don't believe him Aya-chan! Tori-chan! They're lies, I tell you! Lies! Tori-chaaannnnn, tell him I don't bully youuuu! And Ayaaaaaa, Gure-chan doesn't hate you! You are the pillar of my heart…" he yelled to the camera and into the microphone, then retreating and sulking in a corner.

He enjoys studying… his mousepad.

Shigure looked up from his corner, and simply stated, "That was random and untruee! You're booorrrriiinnngg and mean!"

Shigure the bully always pulls pranks on his editor.

"I don't pull pranks on her! I just like joking around with her…"

The poor editor… This prankster licks frogs.

"Eh? I think I misheard you. I lick frogs? You're meeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn! How could you say such things! You're cold!" Shigure wailed, sobbing.

He puts spiders on his toast and fingernails on his pancakes…

"Eww! That's gross! Aya-chan, save me!" he whined some more.

Spidey sucks on his grandma's toes.

But Shigure was no longer listening. He was wailing and sulking and deperately searching for a way out of the room and into his beloved's arms.

SUCCESS! Shigure ran out the door and took a taxi to Ayame's shop.

"… and then I finally managed to escape and jump into your arms!"

"Wonderful story!" Ayame exclaimed, giving Shigure a thumbs up, tears of joy and pride streaming down his face for his dear perverted friend.

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Too bad none of that really happened. Shigure had just been daydreaming. Sigh.

Shigure sucks his thumb when he is scared…

The voice made it back into Shigure's ear range.

"Wha – WHAT!? Who told you that!? That's a, uh, lie! What a terrible lie! I'm never scared, anyway, so it doesn't make a difference. I don't do that, though!" Shigure protested, chuckling nervously.

Now You know Shigure, the lying, high school boys dreaming, Ayame hating, mousepad studying, frog licking, toast with spider eating, fingernails on pancake devouring, grandma toe sucking prankster, who pranks his editor and bullies his friend, Hatori. Did I mention he sucks his thumb when he's scared? Well, he does.

"You only said lies! You're sooooooooo meeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! Aya-chaaaannnnnnn, Tori-chaaaaannnnnnnnnn!!!" he continued weeping.

And so we leave our dear Gure-chan in the room to weep, while the rest of us leave and go do something else to occupy our precious time.

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Author's Notes: Okay, I'm seriously freaking out here! Please tell me it's as good as the first, or I'll die!! If it's not, though, please, seriously tell me where I went wrong! I don't think I ever worried so much about a story before! I really, REALLY hope this satisfies and pleases everyone! Especially the previous reviewers and those who added my story to their alert and favourite stories list!

Constructive criticism & even flames will be accepted for this chapter.

Although, I suggest you don't flame, if you don't want a HUGE lecture from me. And even if you anonymously review, you will still receive a lecture, the only difference is, everyone can read my lecture, because I would post it in the next chapter. Just a warning. You can still flame, though. Just remember:

Flame at your own risk.

MWAHAHAHA! Lol, -ahem- excuse me. I went a little crazy there. Ahaha.

Reviews, please?

Konnichiwa Minna

P.S. I doubt anyone cares, but I actually got some things Shigure said from the actual manga. I used actual quotes from the manga, because I wanted to try and maintain his true personality. I hope it worked.