A day at the Spa

Summary: This is the second part of my story, 'A day at the Spa'. With the Final Fantasy XII main characters: Vaan, Penelo, Bash, Ashe, Fran, Balthier, Larsa, Gabranth, ... Well, I hope you enjoy reading it! I do not own Final Fantasy XII or any other Final Fantasy game.

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Vaan and Penelo were still in the swimming pool. They just didn't want to get out, hehe. Vaan looked at Penelo's eyes and...

"Penelo, I... I have to tell you something." Vaan said.

"Oh my god, that would be?" Penelo said, excited.

"You have a nose!"

"Oh god, thanks for noticing..."

"No problem!"

Penelo thought that this would be her big moment. She always imaniged this scene; being with the person she loves and he would tell her that he feels the same way. But with Vaan, this scene, if it ever happens, it will be a true miracle.

Basch was lying on the floor for no apparent reason. Then came Balthier and tripped on him. Man, that must hurt.

"Yo dude watcha doin' on the floor ya?" Balthier asked, with this stupid speech.

"First of all, I was trying to bring some humor to this story (points to Author). And you're speaking like Wakka from Final Fantasy X and X-2." Basch said.

"Oh yeah, right. But for a moment it was nice to talk like that."

"Good for you."

Fran, Ashe and Larsa were in the swimming pool next to the one where Vaan and Penelo were. They were talking about, ehm, mustard.

"Larsa give me the mustard!" Vaan shouted.

"No, you can not eat any more of this! You will get very fat and annoying, more than you are now." Larsa said, tired of saying 'no' over and over. Vaan doesn't get it, does he?

"Hey Basch, dude, yo! I'ma like a rapper dude, gimme a hi' five man!" Balthier laughed, and yes, he was dressed up like a rapper.

"I am not Basch, I'm Gabranth! Awww, you want a bathy wathy too?"

"No, no, thank you dude!"

"Don't be modest! I'll give you a bathy wathy!" Gabranth said and so, picked him up. He was ten times stronger than Balthier.

"Oh by gods, Balthier must feel terrible right now." Larsa said.

"I think so too, Larsa. Gabranth is crazy in this babysitter part-time task." Ashe giggled.

"I do not care about Balthier. He never actually cared about me. I am going to see how he is doing, however." the Viera mumbled.

"Well, you should hide. Gabranth might give you a bath too." Larsa said.

"I agree, Fran."

"I am not afraid of Gabranth, for that matter."

10 Minutes Later...

"Look, there's Gabranth lying on the floor to the front of the locker rooms. What happened?" Ashe asked.

Then comes Fran, with an (evil) smile on her face.

"I summoned Belias."

"Oh okay. That explains why I heard 'ROAAAAAR ROOOOAAAAAR' like, five minutes ago or something like that?" Larsa asked (haha xD).

"Yes, that is pretty much it."

"Okey dokey."

Let's take a look at Vaan and Penelo. Let's see, Vaan is still being, I don't know... RANDOM and STUPID. xD

"Hellooooooooooo!!"

"VAAN! You already said that 729 times, over and over and over and over and over..."

"Okay, I get it Penelo. But I like saying hello. It feels like... hello...?"

"Grrr! Vaan, I'm going now. You're annoying." Penelo got out of the swimming pool.

"Thanks for noticing anyways. Now let's continue... Hellooooooo... Helloooooooo!!"

The door opened... was it the wind? No... it was roaring and roaring! All of the party were scared... it was a terrible... pink cactuar.

"I summon you from the deepest depths of the hot dogs! Come to me... white rose!" the cactuar said, and summoned a white rose.

"Ooh. Scary... not." Balthier laughed.

"Vaan what are you doing?" Penelo asked, because Vaan was actually hiding in the locker rooms.

"Uh, Uhm... nothing!"

"You are scared aren't you?" Penelo asked.

"No, no, no! I, I... nature was calling."

"Right."

"I didn't want to scare anyone, I just want to give this white rose to lady Ashe. I'm a big fan!" the cactuar smiled.

"Oh, thank you cactuar. It's wonderful!" the princess smiled back.

"Do you have something for me?" Vaan asked.

"Of course I do." the cactuar handed Vaan some loot.

"It's loot."

"I give you this, because I admire your stupidity!" he smiled.

"Oh god, thank you!" Vaan smiled.

To be continued...