War For The World

Ch2:Hominid Escapes

Disclaimer: I'm 14, how could I possibly own anything like Zim, or Destroy All Humans, or Alien Hominid?

Me: I'm too lazy to make a special guest…enjoy the fic.

Hominid: HAAAGH!

Me: Ow my head!

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After crashing down on earth, Hominid was taken to a secret base of some strange organization for dissection.

"Okay professor, are you ready to start the procedure?" a man in a white lab coat was holding a scalpel, ready to open Hominid's head.

"Yes, I'm ready. Let us begin."

He lowered the cutting utensil to the forehead and was ready to make the first incision when he thought he saw the eyes move.

"We are sure it's dead right?" said the professor eye-balling the body.

"The vital signs are all flat lined." Said the assistant who was looking at the machines.

The professor shrugged and brought the scalpel down again.

"HAAGH!"

"AGH! Get it off of me! Get it-"

Crunch

Hominid had been alive the whole time and had jumped off the table on to the professor's shoulders and had bitten open his skull.

"Oh My God! Get security down here-"

Slash

The assistant had been banging on the window of the observation room when Hominid had used his claws to slice him in half. Blood spattered all over the glass as the two halves of body slid down the window.

Hominid burst through the glass with his claws slashing, he took out to more men but the third had run out of the room and hit the alarm.

Hominid was now crawling down the hallway on the ceiling as unsuspecting guards ran past underneath.

A few moments later he burst into another lab and immediately bit off the head of the nearest scientist. The other men scattered in fear and hid in corners. Hominid wasn't interested in them. He only came to retrieve his 'friends'.

The two Homison(My name for hominid's race) guns were laying on the inspection table. It looked like he had gotten there right before they began taking them apart.

He picked up his 'friends' and walked toward the door. A scientist was cowering in the corner and made a mad dash for the door, Hominid was to quick and disintegrated him before he reached the handle.

The yellow Martian turned around and looked at the rest of the men hiding behind objects in the room.

"Hasash cludo Finshata!" he spoke in his own language saying, "I'll be back!"

He scurried out into the hallway and found himself surrounded by a dozen of the strange men in black suits.

"Let's shoot the little commie!" the nearest one said as he raised his green, glowing gun.

"No, Shroud got a strict order from Mr. D, he wants it alive!" Another man said as he pushed down the gun.

"Come here little fella, I wont hurt you." The man said as he bent over and tried to get Hominid to come to him.

Hominid crawled up onto his shoulder and the man patted him on the head.

"you see? You just gotta be-"

Crunch

Hominid was not going to be fooled by these pathetic earthlings. He jumped off the now decapitated body and started blasting at the strange agents.

He did a flip over some of the green orbs that were shot at him, turning in mid-air and frying a few men with his Electro-annihilator.

For every man he struck down 2 more took their place. He had to think of something fast before their numbers overwhelmed him.

There was a steam pipe running the length of the hall, Hominid shot it and it blasted out hot steam, which filled the hallway. While the men shot wildly and blindly at one another, the little Martian crawled along the wall and into another room.

Hominid knew he had to fins some way out of the building or he was toast. He scurried around the room looking for a way out when he stumbled across something very saddening "Shipu cino…" "My Ride…"

He was now super pissed off, the humans had taken apart his ship…err…what was left of it.

The little yellow monster ran back out into the hallway "Toka Wata Nora Yok Shipu Cino!" "You Motha Fuckas Broke My Ride!"

Hominid slashed up the nearest guy in the steam and the blood was splattering everywhere. He finally finished and went farther down the next hallway into another room. This time it had another ship, but it wasn't his, and it looked operational.

He hopped into the ship and started hitting buttons.

"Self-destruct sequence activated."

Hominid began to frantically press more buttons.

"This self-destruct will harbor a 10 mile wide nuclear blast in exactly 60 seconds."

Hominid began bashing his head on the console.

"Thank you and have a nice day."

"Nor!" "Fuck!"

Hominid was now freaking out and ran out into the hallway.

"I heard something over here!" One of the agents was coming down that way.

Hominid ran down the other hall and tried to find a room that wasn't locked. Success! He went into the room and closed the door. He looked around and realized he had found his way out.

"So, how are the wife and kids?"

"Eh, the usual."

Two guards were standing watch in front of the parking garage.

Vroom

"Hey, you hear something?"

Crash

Hominid had hot-wired one of the black cars and smashed through the door, crushing the two men.

Kitaka Manchi! Ahahahaha!" "Later Losers!"

"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Good-by."

KABOOM!

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"GIR! Did you deliver the letter?!"

"Yeah!"

"Good, then my EVIL plan is going as…planned…"

"Can we get some tacos?"

"Not right now, we have EVIL schemes to devise so we may be rid of my old enemy."

"But I need tacos, I need them or I will explode, that happens to me sometimes. TT"

"Yes I know, you've said that before. You'll be fi-"

BOOM!

GIR blew away the whole house and Zim was now a crispy charred body.

"…OOOWWW! The pain."

"I'm better now!"

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There is chapter 2. Sorry it took so long.