I'm back with the last chapter. I hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot that came to me in a dream…

"Ramen did you , or did you not take the life of Uzumaki Naruto?" Hinata asked the now cold bowl of ramen. 'Gurgleguuuuuuuurgle' ( "Not I , though my sister had great reasoning.")

"What were her reasoning hmmm?" she stooped down to eye/bowl level.

'Gurrggle-gug gug'(" It was because that teme kept eating all of my race day in, day out every frickin' meal. I have lost way too many friends to that… that monster for far to long. I WON"T STAND FOR IT ANYMORE!") Hinata sent a glance at Ayame. 'Gug' (heh, It was only the ramen, not the them")

Ramen's noodles swished and tangled for about the seconds followed by a set of gurgles. The product of this was a Godzilla sized bowl of ramen that we call "Ramen". His first move was to attempt to squish Hinata like a bug. She dodged and did the hand signs that Ramen did. This too resulted in a Godzilla sized Hinata.

"Bring it on noodley!" said an oversized Hyuuga heiress

'gurgle-gurgle? Gurg-gug guuuuuurgle-gurgle' ( Pet Names eh? Fine, your name is crazy.) Ramen tried to end it quickly by choking her, but alas he is still edible food no matter how big he is. Hinata used this to her advantage by biting his arm off. "yuk". She used the Juken, his bowl shattered into dust.

Sasuke, bored looked up, only to be hit by normal sized noodles, some broth included. Kiba saw this laughed like a madman only to be shut up by more noodles. "Sasuke, Kiba remember our plans?" Neji prompted. The jumped out their ropes to attack just like some movies do. They attacked as Hinata was shrinking back to her actual size. Hinata's ninja death was do to a unnoticed Katon, Juuken and a one beast Gatsuuga. She was bloody and missing her left arm.

Itachi had her prompted up against himself. His and her eyes were closed. One because of the sucky death and the other had the sucky death.

"Naruto YOU"RE ALIVE! We all thought that you died." Exclaimed Ayame who was first to notice him.

"When did that happen? I was in the hospital. HA Sasuke-teme why are you covered in blood? Why is Hinata-chan dead? Why is Itachi holding her? Does anyone have a camera?" Naruto asked.

"Hn, Hn, Hn, Hn." Sasuke replied.

"Because, Because, I don't know, I don't" Itachi translated. "SHUT UP ITACHI." Sasuke yelled.

"Shut up Sasuke" Itachi mocked.

"Itachi let's have the final battle of Avengement. You for the Hyuuga girl, me for My family." Sasuke said.

"Hmm alright. But only to test my capability. I'm doing this for my own benefits and not hers." Itachi told, getting back into character for the first time in two days. Everyone watched in awe of the gory fight. They all watch as kunai were exchanged, as Jutsu were dealt and as the Mangekyo Sharingan was activated and Sasuke screams were heard and silenced. Sasuke Uchiha died that day as well.

"Today these two brave…" "But somewhat traitorous" someone interrupted. "… yes , as I was saying , Today these two brave" Tsunade shot a glare at the person who interrupted last time. " and slightly crazy ninjas have died. They are the Hyuuga heiress and the second Uchiha heir. Rest in peace." As Tsunade finished her speech the bodies were lowered into their graves. Everyone had a moment of silence and left.

Neji and Kiba both had an Anbu member watching them at all times, Itachi and Kisame led everyone back and had attended their funeral without being noticed, the poor people that Hinata had interrogated went back to their lives, and the very much alive Naruto-kun hadn't touched a bowl of ramen since.

Okay so I might put up a sequel. It would be about ramen trying to take over the world and those who oppose it. You all can vote in a review. My funeral scene may sound funny it is because I haven't been to a funeral. Okay so that is it .( I love to stall because it is FUN).