Yeah, I did this AGAIN. Sue me.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Kishimoto does.
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Tobi dragged the unconscious body of Naruto Uzumaki to the hideout, prior to that, he single handedly defeated Killer Bee. By blinking. One has to wonder why he didn't do that earlier.
"Yeah, why didn't you do that earlier?" asked Kisame
"…Did you just break the fourth wall?" asked Zetsu
"One, yes he did, and Two, I've been…busy." Tobi replied
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU!
Tobi was standing right next to Jirayia, who didn't notice his presence, and vice-versa, mainly because they were both looking at a natural hot spring where several kunoichi were bathing. Tobi suddenly grew tired. He yawned, and kicked the Toad Hermit into the spring before walking off.
END OF FLASHBACK NO JUTSU
"Tobi? Did you hear me? I asked 'what were you busy with'."
"Huh? Oh, uh…other…matters. Anyway, lets seal this puppy…I mean Bijuu."
So the ritual began. After a long while, it finished. The power now belonged to Akatsuki.
"Let's see what this power can do!" Tobi yelled, and began to store power. Suddenly, his hair turned golden, he began rising up in the air, and he gained a golden aura.
"I'm a SUPER SAYA-JIN! SWEET!" Tobi, Kisame, and Zetsu(s) had become Super Saiyans. They crashed out of the lair and flew toward Konoha.
"Didn't Pein say something about an economic crash?"
"Fuck that, let's have some fun! Take this: BIG AMATERASU ATTACK!" Tobi yelled, burning a large chunk of the city
"WATER BALL!" Kisame yelled, causing major flooding damage
"BULLET SEED!" Zetsu(s) yelled, causing bean stalks to grow through residential homes.
"Zetsu…why the fuck did you use a pokemon move?"
"Because I wanted to…"
"Right… anyway…TIME FOR MY NEW FINISHING MOVE! FINAL SHARINGAN ATTACK!" Tobi fired off a massive red energy wave with black dots, destroying Konohagakure entirely.
"YES, YES, I DID IT! FUCK YOU, SENJUU, I DESTROYED YOUR PRECIOUS VILLAGE!"
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THE END….FOREVER.