Disclaimer: I don't anything in this fanfic, except Matt and Bartendermon.
Matt and company were on their way toward the Agumon Village.
Matt: Are we there yet?
Darkmon: No! It takes at least one episode to get to a new destination!
Pyromon: But this is a fanfic?
Darkmon: One chapter then!
Pyromon: Fine!
At that moment a little grey square with legs ran out from under a bush.
Darkmon: Who the fuck are you?
----mon: I'm PlotTwistmon, the annoying piece of shit digimon!
PlotTwistmon ate a berry, which caused him to spin around.
PlotTwistmon: PlotTwistmon digivoles to PlotHolemon!
PlotHolemon, a bigger grey square with arms and legs, jumped up and grabbed the script out of Matt's hands and started eating it.
Matt: No! If he eats the script! The plot will begin to skip ahead!
Darkmon: Your...
Matt and company were on top of a mountain.
Darkmon: ...a genius!
Matt: Y-u ha-e to bea- him be-ore he d-str-ys the wh-le wo-ld!
Darkmon: He's a cha-pion, so we h-ve to fi-ht wi-h an-ther cham-ion.
Matt, holding digivice: Good idea!
Matt pressed a button on the digivice which shot out two beams of dak light for some reason. The beams hit both Darkmon and Pyromon.
Darkmon +Pyromon: Darkmon +Pyromon fusion digivoles to Hokagemon. (Note: Nothing to do with Naruto, Ho Fire KageShadow)
Hokagemon was like a taller, thinner version of Darkmon with kickass red-flame patterned armor.
PlotHolemon: I have the script! You can't win!
Hokagemon, lighting his fist with black fire: Time for a rewrite! SHADOW FLAME FIST!
Hokagemon's fist hit PlotHolemon, causing him to burst into flames, along with the script.
Hokagemon: Oh no! I destroyed the script! This universe no longer exist!
Matt: Hey, retard! This is a fanfic! The script doesn't contain the universe, just what we say and do!
Hokagemon: Oh, then why was it such a big deal?
Matt: It wasn't, we just needed to waste a shit ass chapter before the Agumon Village.
Hokagemon: Well, at least we killed another digimon.
Hokagemon the de-digvolved back into Dark and Pyromon, and Matt and company went on their way.
Go on, press the button, it gives you free candy, and sometimes money! You know your curious! I like pie! Meeps!