Disclaimer: I don't own anything in fanfic, except Matt and... FABLE ROCKS!
Matt and company were at the giant metal gates of the Agumon Village.
Matt: How the fuck are we supposed to get in?
Darkmon: I have an idea!
Darkmon then knocked on the door, causing a ToyAgumon to pop his head out of a hole.
Darkmon: Can we come in?
ToyAgumon: No one see's the wizard! No way, no why, no how!
Matt: How much crack have you been smoking?
ToyAgumon: ONLY 10 GRAMS! ...a minute.
Matt, pushing Darkmon out of the way: I'll take care of this!
ToyAgumon: YOU CAN'T COME IN! Your not an Agumon!
Matt: Are you?
ToyAgumon: I'M AN AGUMON!
Matt: Uh-hu, sure you are.
ToyAgumon, jumping out of the hole: I'll prove it to you! Fight me!
Pyromon, chuckling: I can not believe he just did that!
ToyAgumon: What do you mean?
Darkmon: It was obviously a trap!
ToyAgumon: What do you mean?
Matt: Well, for starters, you left the doors open!
ToyAgumon: Well, I'm blocking the doors! So you have to get past me!
Matt: We already are!
ToyAgumon: But, I see you right in front of me!
Matt: Or do you?
Matt, Darkmon, and Pyromon all fell to the ground, reveling that they were cardboard cutouts.
ToyAgumon: Wha...
Matt had then shot ToyAgumon in the back of the head with a chicken, that, for some reason, exposed his fractal code.
ToyAgumon: But... how?
Matt, dark digivice in scanning mode: It's my story bitch! Get used to it!
Matt then scanned up ToyAgumon's data, and the empty shell to melt in the nearby lava.
Pyromon: Why did we need his data?
Matt, heroic pose: I don't know!
Darkmon: Just make the fucking disguises before I hurt you!
Matt, pressing a button: Fine, poopyhead!
Matt, Darkmon, and Pyromon were instantly made to look like ShadowToyAgumon.
Matt: Awesome! We don't have those fucking fruity colored bricks!
Pyromon: AH! I have legs! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Darkmon: I am so missing my old body!
Matt: It's not that bad.
Darkmon: YOU WERE A HUMAN!
Matt: That's specie-ist.
Darkmon: What have I told you about making up words?
Matt, depressed: Our cheap-ass author, bless the very crap he writes, doesn't have the money to pay off Webster.
Darkmon: Exactly! Now come on! We've got a world to start conquering!
Matt and company then started there way into the Agumon Village.