Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and some yummy pie!
Matt and company were slashing through crowds of various Agumon.
Matt, sword drenched in blood: How many more do we have to kill?
Kagemon, slicing through a MerchantAgumon: We're almost there, it's that big building up ahead!
ShadowAgumon: Awesome!
The three burst through the crowd blocking the door and landed in an empty room.
Matt, looking around: There's no one in here.
ShadowAgumon: IDIOT! DON'T SAY THAT!
Matt: Why the fuck not?
ShadowAgumon: Because the second you do someone always appears!
Matt: That never happens!
All, waiting expectantly: ...
Matt: See!
ShadowAgumon: Guess I was wro...
---mon: Uh, can't fit through... shrinking trap door... uh!
Suddenly, what appeared to be a massive tan water balloon filled with lard fell from the ceiling, and created a crater in the ground.
---mon: I'm Patmon, the fatass who loves to anal fuck digimon!
Kagemon: I'm Kagemon! The Hellbent Samurai Digimon!
ShadowAgumon: I'm ShadowAgumon, the extremely long named digimon!
Matt: I'm Matt! The Lover of Cat Girls!
Kagemon, starring at Matt: Your not a digimon! You don't have to do it!
Matt: Well, why do you have to do it?
Kagemon: I don't know! It's a urge, like you and your cat girl fetish!
Matt: ... I have no response to that!
Patmon: Hello! Guard blocking your path over here!
Matt, throwing ShadowAgumon: Shut the fuck up!
ShadowAgumon slammed strait into Patmon's nuts, sending him toppling in pain.
Kagemon, clearly surprised: Wow, I surprised at your accuracy with a living creature! I mean, to hit a target THAT SMALL is a truly miraculous feat!
Patmon, rolling on the ground: OH GOD WHY! OWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWW!
Matt: Well, I'm just that awesome! Come on, we got a chief to kill! Come on, ShadowAgumon!
ShadowAgumon, rubbing his head: Fine, as long as I can get a shorter name, It's fucking annoying to keep spelling it out!
Matt: How about Shag!
ShadowAgumon: I'm not be named after a synonym for a vagina!
Kagemon: How about Slade?
ShadowAgumon: Now there's a name I like!
Suddenly, a giant white box appeared on the screen.
Box: ShadowAgumon has been nicknamed "Slade"!
Matt: HOLY FUCK! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Kagemon: I don't know, but let's leave this place. NOW!
With that, Matt, Kagemon, and Slade stepped over Patmon, still rolling on the ground holding his nuts like a pussy, but seriously, that fucking hurts. You chicks are just gonna have to trust me, getting hit in the nuts HURTS LIKE HELL!