gasp, a second chapter? yeah, i'm just as surprised as you are.

even though the first chapter wasn't met with much excitement, i am continuing this saga of Peachalicious, and this time with a song almost everyone knows.

so, morning after chapter 1 was posted, i was in the living room on my computer, and my sister was watching sesame street. the song played and, well the rest is history.

enjoy!

Chapter Two: C is for Cookie

It had been a a few months since Peach's picnic, which had ended up with her arguing with Zelda, Mario eating a lot of Peachalicious, and Link spelling words incorrectly. Seeing the fault in her ways, Peach gave up on selling candy bars...

And moved onto cookies.

On this particular day, Peach was sitting in Peachalicious Candy and Cookies Headquarters, having a meeting with the newly hired Head of Sales and Finance, Head of Research and Development, and Head of Advertising.

"Ladies and Gentlemen." Peach greeted, standing at the head of a rather long conference table. "I'd like to take this time to unveil the newest Peachalicious product." She smiled at The Head of Sales and Finance, the Head of Research and Development, and the Head of Advertising.

"Well..." Link, Head of Sales and Finance said. "What is it?"

"Oh you have to guess." Peach said.

Link looked to the Head of Research and Development, Mario, and they shared a strange look. "Do we get a hint?"

Peach rolled her eyes. "Fine, it starts with C."

Mario scratched his head. "Now... what starts with the letter C?"

Link's eyes lit up. "Cookie starts with C!"

The Head of Advertising, Zelda, shook her head, as if that was the stupidest answer ever. "Let's think of other things that start with C."

"Ah, who cares about the other things?" Link grumbled.

"QUIET!" Peach screamed, bringing order to the conference room at once. Link and Zelda dropped their arugument. "C is for cookie." She declared.

"That's good enough for me." Link said, with a smug look of satisfaction.

Zelda gaped at Peach. "C is for Cookie?" She asked incredulously.

Peach shurgged. "That's good enough for me."

Mario was pondering. "C is for cookie... That's good enough for me." He finally decided.

"Hold up." Zelda said. "Our new product is a cookie?"

"Cookie." Peach confirmed

"Cookie." Link said hungrilly

"Cookie." Mario said ponderingly.

"Starts with C." Peach said happily, now pulling a box of cookies from her briefcase. Emblazoned on the front were the words Peachalicious Cookies: They start with C! Link clapped his hands together.

"It's brilliant, Peach! It's just what we need." Link pulled out a folder. "I've been studying the demand for products purchased by consumers aged four to nine. Cookies are just what we need to get ahead in the market.

Zelda was starting to warm up to the idea. "Yes... I'm already getting good ideas for adverts... The cookie is just so flexible. Why, a round cookie with one bite out of it looks like a C!"

Link frowned. "But our rivals from the donut factory might give us some competition. After all, a round donut with one bite out of it also looks like a C."

Mario shook his head. "But it is not as good as a cookie. Our labs have labourously working on the cookie for months now. It's sure to beat the donut."

"What about the moon?" Link asked tentatively. "The moon sometimes looks like a C."

"But you can't eat that!" Peach exclaimed. "Do you not have a brain, Link?"

Link scowled at Peach. "Yes I do."

"You still can't spell 'tasty'" Peach said, recalling the picnic a few months prior.

A few more minutes were spent discussing the cookie, and the money it would bring to the company. Finally, it was time to make a decision. "All in favour?" Peach asked. "C is for cookie?"

Link nodded. "That's good enough for me."

Zelda was still a little unsure. "C is for cookie...hmm... That's good enough for me." She finally said.

Mario had taken the box of cookies and read the label. "C is for cookie." He gave Peach the thumbs up. "That's good enough for me."

"Oh!" Peach happily exclaimed. "Cookie!" She cheered.

"Cookie!" Link followed.

"Cookie starts with C!" Mario sang their slogan proudly.

"Yeah!" Peach cried.

In celebration of their new product, the four opened up the box of Peachalicious Cookies. They each took a big handful of cookies, and at once, they devoured the cookies, showering crumbs all over the Peachalicious Candy and Cookies Headquarters conference room. In a few weeks, the cookies hit supermarket shelves, and they were an instant hit. Ringing from all the grocery stores in Nintendo Land was a chorus of the Peachalicious slogan.
"COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C!"

And that was that... hopefully.

hahahah... uhh...

yyeeeeaaah... almost stranger than the previous chapter.

well, despite being the new Head of Sales and Finances of Peachalicious Candy and Cookies, link's still pretty dumb. i mean really, the moon?

now, i tried to keep most of the song this time, mostly because it's so much shorter than fergalicous. i think it turned out just as well. and, yeah.

i wanna know if you want me to continue with this. if so, you can start requesting songs. ill try and make it fit somehow.

hope ya liked! and don't forget to review!!

-double H, over an' out!